Mr BEAN in Town Audio book with subtitle

it was mr. Bean’s birthday and he wanted

to enjoy it what could he do how can I

make this important day a happy day he

thought I know I’ll go out to a

restaurant for dinner this evening I’ll

enjoy that mr. bean didn’t often eat in

restaurants they were sometimes very

expensive and he sometimes did things

wrong when he was in a new or strange

place oh dear life wasn’t easy for mr.

bean that evening mr. bean put on a

clean shirt he put on his best coat and

trousers he put on his best shoes then

he drove to a restaurant in the center

of town he arrived at 8 o’clock and went

inside it was a very nice restaurant

everybody was wearing their best clothes

and there were flowers on every table

I’m going to like it here

thought mr. bean this is a good

restaurant for my birthday dinner

the manager met him at the door good

evening sir he said how are you would

you like a table for one yes please said

mr. bean follow me sir

said the manager he walked across the

room to a table and mr. bean went after

him here you are sir

said the manager this is a nice table he

pulled the chair away from the table

then he waited for mr. bean to sit down

mr. bean looked at him why is he taking

my chair away thought mr. bean what’s he

doing and he pulled the chair away from

the manager and sat down quickly when

the manager went away mr. bean sat

quietly for a minute then he remembered

something he took a birthday card and an

envelope out of his jacket next he took

out a pen and wrote happy birthday bean

inside the card then he put the card

into the envelope and wrote his name on

the outside of it he put it on the table

and put his pen

back into his jacket after a minute or

two mr. bean pretended to see the card

for the first time Oh a card

familiy he said he opened the envelope

and took out the card he read it

carefully that that’s nice

he said somebody remembered my birthday

and he stood the card on his table

the manager arrived with the menu and

gave it to mr. bean

mr. bean started to read it oh dear he

thought everything’s very expensive what

can I have mr. bean got out his money he

had a ten pound note and some coins he

put the money onto a plate how much have

I got he said and he moved the money

round on the plate

ten eleven and fourteen fifty fifty-five

eleven pounds and fifty five pence he

looked at the menu again what could he

eat for 11 pounds fifty five the manager

came to his table I ready sir he asked

yes said mr. bean he put his finger on

the menu I’ll have that please

the manager looked at the menu and the

steak tartare sir yes of course

yes said mr. bean steak the manager took

the menu and went away mr. bean sat and

looked round the restaurant there were a

lot of people in the room there was a

man and a woman at the next table they

ate and talked suddenly a waiter arrived

at mr. Bean’s table with a bottle of

wine would you like to try the wine sir

he said oh yes please said mr. bean the

waiter put some wine in mr. Bean’s glass

and mr. bean had a drink

it was very nice he smiled and the

waiter tried to put more wine into the

glass

of course the waiter was right first the

customer tries his wine when he is happy

with it

the waiter gives him more wine

but mr. bean didn’t know this and he

quickly put his hand across the glass no

thank you

he said I don’t drink wine when I’m

driving the waiter looked at him

strangely and walked away he didn’t say

why did you try the wine when you didn’t

want it you stupid man mr. bean took the

knife from the table and started to play

with it he pretended to be a bad man he

pretended to push the knife into

somebody but he didn’t really want to

kill anybody of course it was a game the

woman of the next table looked at him

angrily and mr. bean quickly moved the

knife next he hit the glasses and plate

on his table with it ping ping ping they

went and after a minute he played the

song happy birthday on the glasses he

smiled and thought and very clever but

the woman at the next table didn’t think

that’s clever or oh yes that’s funny

she thought that man’s really stupid and

she looked hard at mr. bean mr. bean put

the knife down and looked at his napkin

it’s a very nice napkin

he thought the waiter saw mr. bean

looking at his napkin he didn’t say

anything but suddenly click he opened it

for mr. bean that’s clever thought mr.

bean I’ll try that and he began to move

his napkin click click click

suddenly the napkin flew out of his hand

it flew across onto the next table the

woman at the table looked round again

but mr. bean pretended not to see her

his face said it’s not 9 napkin a minute

later the waiter arrived with his food

there was a large cover on the plate and

mr. bean couldn’t see the food but he

gave the weight of the money on the

table customers don’t usually give a

waiter money when he arrives with the

food but the waiter didn’t say anything

he took the money and put it in his

jacket mr. bean was happy I’m doing

everything right he

the waiter took the cover off the plate

and walked away mr. bean looked at the

food in front of him he put his nose

near the meat and smelled it then he put

his ear next to it what’s this

he thought he put some of the meat into

his mouth suddenly the manager arrived

at his table is everything all right sir

he asked are you happy with everything

mm-hmm

said mr. bean he smiled the manager

smiled - he walked away and mr. beans

face changed

there was no smile now he thought they

didn’t cook this meat but he had to eat

it I don’t want people to think that I’m

stupid he thought but I’ll never ask for

steak tartare again never he pushed his

plate away but then the waiter went past

his table is everything all right sir he

asked oh yes said mr. bean he smiled yes

everything’s very nice thank you he

smiled and pretended to eat some meat

but the waiter went away before mr. bean

put it into his mouth what can I do with

it

he thought I can’t eat this where can I

hide it then he had an idea

carefully he put the meat into the

mustard pot and put the cover on it

where can I put some now he thought I

can’t eat it so I’ve got to hide all of

it oh yes the flowers he took the

flowers out of the vars but then the

manager went past so mr. bean pretended

to smell the flowers hmm very nice

he said the manager smiled and walked

away quickly

mr. bean put some meat into the VARs and

pushed the flowers in on top of it he

looked around the table

where next he thought yes the bread he

took his knife and cut the bread roll

then he quickly ate the middle of it now

he could push some meat inside the roll

he did this then he put the role down he

looked at the meat on his plate there’s

a lot of it he thought where can I hide

it now he looked at the small plate on

the table perhaps he could hide some

meat under the plate he looked round

nobody’s watching me he thought so he

took more meat from the big plate in

front of him and put it under the small

plate then he pushed down hard with his

hand

the waiter walked past his table again

mr. Bean’s smiled at him and put his arm

on the plate after the waiter went away

he pushed down on the small plate again

that’s better he thought now you can’t

see the meat good but there’s more meat

where can I hide it he looked round the

table for a sugar part he thought but

it’s got sugar in it what can I do

he thought quickly then he put some

sugar into a wineglass next he put some

of the meat into the sugar pot then he

put the sugar from the wineglass on top

of it good he thought nobody can see it

in there suddenly mr. bean could hear

music where’s that coming from

he thought he looked round and saw a man

with a violin after a minute or two the

man came across to mr. beans table and

played for him mr. bean smiled this is

nice he thought then the man saw mr.

beans birthday card

and the music changed the man started to

play happy birthday the people of the

other tables look round when they heard

the song who’s having a birthday they

thought then they saw mr. bean and

smiled at him mr. bean smiled back at

them he pretended to eat some of the

meat but he didn’t put it into his mouth

the man with the violin walked round mr.

beans table and watched him he played

his violin and waited for mr. bean

eat the meat and he waited and waited

and waited I have to eat some thought

mr. bean he’ll only go away when I eat

it so he put the meat into his mouth and

the man with the violin turned away to

the next table the meat was in mr.

Bean’s mouth but he didn’t want to eat

it he wanted to put it somewhere but

where he looked at the man with the

violin he moved quickly he pulled open

the back of the man’s trousers and

opened his mouth the meat fell inside

the trousers he smiled that was clever

he thought the man with the violin moved

around the next table he played a song

to the man and the woman the music was

very beautiful they listened and drank

their wine they watched the man with the

violin so the eyes weren’t on mr. bean

nobody’s eyes were on mr. bean he saw

this and he had an idea mr. bean quickly

took the woman’s bag from the floor he

opened it and pushed some meat inside it

then he put the bag on the floor again

but when he did this he accidentally put

his foot out the waiter walked past with

some plates of food and he fall over mr.

beans foot the plates fell onto mr.

beans table and onto the floor there was

a loud crash and the people at the other

tables looked up quickly what happened

they said then they saw the waiter on

the floor oh dear

they said now mr. bean had another idea

here was the answer to his problem he

moved very quickly he pushed the meat

from his plate onto the table with the

other food then he pretended to be very

angry

look you’re stupid man he said to the

waiter oh look at this

the waiter got up from the floor I’m

sorry sir he said I’m really very sorry

the manager arrived at the table I’m

very sorry too sir

he said oh the foo

yes it’s everywhere said mr. bean look

it’s in the mustard pot it’s in the

bread roll it’s in the VARs of flowers

he took the woman’s bag from the floor

and it’s in here he pulled open the back

of the violin players trousers

and hear the waiter couldn’t understand

it go back to the kitchen

the manager told him and the waiter went

away then the manager turned to mr. bean

please sir he said come with me

what said mr. bean oh yes all right

the manager took mr. bean to a clean

table sit here sir he said mr. bean sat

down thank you he said the manager

opened mr. Bean’s napkin then he got the

birthday card from the other table he

put it on mr. Bean’s clean table thank

you said mr. bean the man with the

violin came across and played happy

birthday to him again mr. bean smiled

now everything was all right now I can

start again he thought and this time

I’ll do everything right

the waiter arrived at mr. Bean’s table

he put a plate in front of mr. bean the

manager smiled and took off the cover

mr. bean looked down and he stopped

smiling there in front of him was a very

large plate of steak tartare