LEARN ENGLISH Jim Carrey Life doesnt happen to you it happens for you with BIG subtitles

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Thank You Bevin thank you all

Jai Gurudev

I brought one of my paintings to show

you today I hope you guys are gonna be

able to see it okay

it’s not one of my bigger pieces so you

might want to move down front get a good

look at it

faculty parents friends dignified guests

graduating class of 2014

and all the dead baseball players coming

out of the corn to be with us today

after the harbor’s there’s no place for

them to hide fields are empty

there’s no cover there I’m here to plant

a seed today a seed that will inspire

you to move forward in life with

enthusiastic hearts and a clear sense of

wholeness the question is will that seed

have a chance to take root or will I be

sued by Monsanto and forced to use their

seed

which may not be totally Ayurvedic

excuse me if I seem a little bit

low-energy tonight today whatever this

is I slept with my head to the north

last night oh man oh man you know how

that is right kids

yeah woke up right in the middle of

Pitta couldn’t get back to sleep till

bottle rolled around

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but I didn’t freak out you know I used

that time to eat a large meal connect

with someone special on tinder because

life doesn’t happen to you

it happens for you how do I know this I

don’t but I’m making sound and that’s

the important thing that’s what I’m here

to do

sometimes I think that’s the only thing

that’s important really you know it’s

just letting each other know we’re here

reminding each other that we’re part of

a larger self I used to think Jim Carrey

is all that I was just a flickering

light a dancing shadow

the great nothing masquerading is

something you can name seeking shelter

in caves and foxholes dug out hastily an

archer searching for his target in the

mirror wounded only by my own arrows

begging to be enslaved pleading for my

chains blinded by longing and tripping

over paradise

man

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you didn’t think it could be serious did

you I don’t think you understand who

you’re dealing with

I have no limits

I cannot be contained because I’m the

container

you can’t contain the container man you

can’t contain the container I used to

believe that who I was ended at the edge

of my skin that I had been given this

little vehicle called a body from which

to experience creation and though I

couldn’t have asked for a sporty or

model it was after all a loner and would

have to be returned then I learned that

everything outside the vehicle was part

of me too and now I Drive a convertible

top down win to my hair

whoo I am elated and truly truly truly

excited to be present and fully

connected to you at this important

moment in your journey I hope you’re

ready to open the roof and take it all

in okay four more years then they’re

obviously not ready it’s needs more

cutting now I want to thank the trustees

the administrators the faculty of M um

for creating an institution worthy of

maharishi’s ideals of education a place

that teaches knowledge and experience

the knowledge and experience necessary

to be productive in life as well as

enabling the students through

Transcendental Meditation and ancient

Vedic knowledge to slack off twice a day

for an hour to half

don’t think you’re fooling me but I

guess it has some benefits it does allow

you to separate who you truly are and

what’s real from the stories that run

through your head you have given them

that them the ability to walk behind the

minds elaborate set decoration and to

see that there’s a huge difference

between a dog that is going to eat you

in your mind and an actual dog that is

going to eat you

that may sound like no big deal but many

never learn that distinction and they

spend a great deal of their lives living

in fight-or-flight response I’d like to

acknowledge all of you wonderful parents

way to go you’ve done for your tireless

dedication your love your support most

of all for the attention that you paid

to your children I have a saying beware

the unloved because they will eventually

hurt themselves or me when I look at

this group here you know I feel really

safe I do I’m just gonna say it my room

is not locked my room is not locked no

doubt some of you will turn out to be

crooks but white-collar stuff you know

Wall Street that type of thing you know

crimes committed by people with

self-esteem

stuff parents can still be proud of in a

weird wet into the graduating class of

2017

  • three you didn’t let me finish

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congratulations yes give yourself a

round of applause please

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you are the vanguard of knowledge and

consciousness a new wave in a vast ocean

of possibilities on the other side of

that door there’s a world starving for

new ideas new leadership I’ve been out

there for 30 years she’s a wildcat

she’ll rub up against your leg and purr

until you pick her up and start petting

her and then out of nowhere she’ll slap

you in the face it can be rough out

there but that’s okay because there’s

soft-serve ice cream with sprinkles I

guess that’s what I’m really trying to

say here today sometimes it’s okay to

eat your feelings now fear is going to

be a player in your life but you get to

decide how much you can spend your whole

life imagining ghosts worrying about the

pathway to the future but all there will

ever be is what’s happening here in the

decisions we make in this moment which

are based in either love or fear so many

of us choose our path out of fear

disguised as practicality what we really

want seems impossibly out of reach and

ridiculous to expect so we never dare to

ask the universe for it I’m saying I’m

the proof that you can ask the universe

for it

and if it doesn’t happen for you right

away it’s only because the universe is

so busy fulfilling my order

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party-size my father could have been a

great comedian but he didn’t believe

that that was possible for him and so he

made a conservative choice instead he

got a safe job as an accountant and when

I was 12 years old he was let go from

that safe job and our family had to do

whatever we could to survive I learned

many great lessons from my father not

the least of which was that you can fail

at what you don’t want so you might as

well take a chance on doing what you

love

it’s not the only thing he taught me

though you know I watched the effect of

my father’s love and humor and how it

altered the world around me and I

thought that’s something to do that’s

something worth my time it wasn’t long

before I started acting up you know

people would come over to the house and

they’d be greeted by a seven-year-old

throwing himself down a large flight of

stairs they would say what happened and

I would say I don’t know let’s check the

replay I’d go back to the top of the

stairs and come back down in slow motion

it was a very strange household my

father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham

I was the whole pig and he treated my

talent as if it was his second chance

when I was about 28 after a decade as a

professional comedian I realized one

night in LA that the purpose of my life

had always been to free people from

concern just like my dad

and when I realized this I dubbed my new

devotion the Church of freedom from

concern the Church of FFC

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and I dedicated myself to that ministry

what’s yours

how will you serve the world what do

they need that your talent can provide

that’s all you have to figure out as

someone who’s done what you’re about to

go and do I can tell you from experience

the effect you have on others is the

most valuable currency there is

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because everything you gain in life will

rot and fall apart and all that would be

left of you is what was in your heart am

i choosing to free people am i choosing

to free people from concern got me to

the top of a mountain look where I am

look what I get to do everywhere I go

look this I’m gonna get emotional

because when I tap into this it really

is extraordinary to me I did something

that made people present their best

selves to me wherever I go

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I am at the top of the mountain and I

was and I the only the only one I hadn’t

freed was myself and that’s when my

search for identity deepened I wondered

who I’d be without my fame who would I

be if I said things that people didn’t

want to hear or if I defied their

expectations of me what if I showed up

to the party without my Mardi Gras bat

mask and refused to flash my breasts for

a handful of beans I’ll give you a

moment to wipe that image out of your

mind but you guys are so ahead of the

game you will already know who you are

and that piece that piece that we’re

after lies somewhere beyond personality

beyond the perception of others beyond

invention and disguise even beyond

effort itself you can join the game

fight the wars play with form all you

want but to find real peace you have to

let the armor go your need for

acceptance can make you invisible in

this world don’t let anything stand in

the way of the light that shines through

this form risk being seen in all of your

glory

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it’s not big enough this painting is big

for a reason it’s called high visibility

it’s about picking up the light and

daring to be seen here’s the tricky part

everyone is attracted to the light the

party hosts up at the top who thinks

unconsciousness is bliss and is always

offering to drink from the bottles that

empty you misery below her despises the

light can’t stand when you’re doing well

wishes you nothing but the worst the

queen of diamonds under him needs a king

to build her house of cards and the

hollow one down bottom there will cling

to your leg and say please don’t leave

me behind

for I have abandoned myself even those

who are closest to you and most in love

with you the people you love most in the

world will find clarity confronting at

times this painting took me thousands of

hours to complete and when I was

finished thank you thousands of hours

yes I’ll never get him back

I’ll never get them back I was I worked

on this for so long I was weeks and

weeks like the madman alone on a

scaffolding and when I was finished one

of my friends said this would be a cool

black light painting so I started over

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welcome to Burning Man

some pretty crazy characters up there

but better up there than in here you

know painting is one of the ways thank

you

painting is one of the ways I free

myself from concern a way to stop the

world through total mental spiritual and

physical involvement but even with that

comes a feeling of divine

dissatisfaction because ultimately we’re

not the avatars we create we’re not the

pictures on the film stock we are the

light that shines through all else is

just smoke and mirrors distracting but

not truly compelling I’ve often said

that I wished people could realize all

their dreams and wealth and fame and so

that they could see that it’s not where

you’re going to find your sense of

completion like many of you I was

concerned about going out into the world

and doing something bigger than myself

until someone smarter than myself made

me realize that there is nothing bigger

than myself

my soul is not contained within the

limits of my body my body is contained

within the limitlessness of my soul one

unified field

one unified field of nothing dancing for

no particular reason except maybe to

comfort and entertain itself

as that shift happens in you you won’t

be feeling the world he’d be felt by it

you’ll be embraced by it now I’m always

at the beginning I have a reset button

and I ride that button constantly

once that button is functioning in your

life there’s no story that the mind

could create that will be as compelling

the imagination is always manufacturing

scenarios both good and bad and the ego

tries to keep you trapped in the

multiplex of the mind

our eyes are not viewers they are also

projectors that are running a second

story over the picture that we see in

front of us all the time

fear is writing that script and the

working title is I’ll never be enough

hey you gonna look at a person like me

and say how could we ever hope to reach

those kind of heights Jim how can we

make a painting that’s too big from our

home how do you fly so high without a

special breathing apparatus this is the

voice of the ego and if you listen to it

there will always be someone who’s doing

better than you no matter what you gain

ego will not let you rest

it will tell you that you cannot stop

until you’ve left an indelible mark on

the earth until you’ve achieved

immortality how tricky is this ego that

it would tempt us with the promise of

something we already possess

so I just want you to relax you know

that’s my job

relax and dream up a good life I had a

substitute teacher from Ireland in the

second grade that told my class during

morning prayer that when she wants

something anything at all she prays for

it and promises something in return and

she always gets what she wants I’m

sitting at the back of the classroom you

know thinking wow my family can’t afford

a bike you know so I went home and I

prayed for him and I promised I would

recite the rosary every night in

exchange broke it broke that promise but

two weeks later I got home from school

to find a brand-new Mustang bike with a

banana seat and Easy Rider handlebars

yeah

from fool to cool my family informed me

that I had won the bike in a raffle that

a friend of mine had entered my name in

without any of my knowledge whatsoever

so that type of thing has been happening

to me ever since as far as I can tell

it’s just about letting the universe

know what you want and working toward it

while letting go of how it comes to pass

your job is not to figure out how it’s

going to happen for you but to open the

door in your head and when the door

opens in real life just walk through it

and don’t worry if you miss your cue

because there’s always doors opening

they keep opening and when I say life

doesn’t happen to you it happens for you

I really don’t know if that’s true I’m

just making a conscious choice to

perceive challenges as something

beneficial so that I can deal with them

in the most productive way you’ll come

up with your own style that’s part of

the fun oh and why not take a chance on

faith as well

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take a chance on faith not religion but

faith not hope but faith I don’t believe

in hope

hope is the beggar hope walks through

the fire and faith leaps over it

you are ready and able to do beautiful

things in this world and after you walk

through those doors today you will only

ever have two choices love or fear

choose love and don’t ever let fear turn

you against your playful heart thank you

so much