Laugh with yourself

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2020 has

literally been disappointment after

disappointment

but i have to say the one thing that’s

kept me going

is practicing my comedy finding some

comedy some sense of relief

and that’s what humor does it gives you

that sense of relief

and i’m able to process that through

music through my songs so today

i have a selection of songs for you that

i am going to

share with you and i hope you enjoy it

and i hope you find some relief

as well as i have this first song

is about building friendships in

pakistan

hello hello

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hello hi

i said hello why do you say hi

last time i said hey you also said hi

aren’t you excited to hear from my

you know you left me unread

so many times

i don’t know why

hello from the other side

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i texted you a thousand times

but you never replied

so i texted a couple more times maybe

you

don’t have service cause i know you’d

that i keep on trying i’ll never give up

i am right outside your door

you said we

[Applause]

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there’s a bunch of girls there you

didn’t invite me

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why didn’t you invite me

it’s because i texted every time i just

wanted friendship but

now i don’t want no more

i’ll stay home with my family

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the second song is about dating in

pakistan

this song is called rishta with a

stranger

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can’t believe this believe this

26 i’m still not married

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we’re gonna make some calls and fix this

queen

fix this queen this is obscene so

they’re coming over

moms and purples yeah they’re coming

over

they don’t ever bring their son

it doesn’t matter because mommy picks

who bought this gonna marry

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look what you made me do still singing

like 26

i’m going on coffee meats my nanny’s

coming with

look what you made me do still single at

whoa arranged marriage and wrestle

with a stranger

looks at me looks at me and she says

look back to me do you want

whining cats or a husband and

financial security you can stop

working blow dries in parties

or you can end up with white cats

white cats she doesn’t know that i’m a

dog person

dog person and where does she get

wine from one from that’s

a personal new problem you problem

42 in cali working at nighty

looking for a wifey to stay home with

mommy

44 and a doctor he lied he was 54.

he ate before i got there you talked

about chinese water torture

torture i did not make it up for the

song

for the songs this really really really

happened

happened my mom was in the

parking lot parking lot because i was

on a restaurant with a stranger

this third song is called

drumming my excitement with vagueness

drumming my assignment with vagueness

i’m dying inside probably

i thought i’d have it together

but i don’t i

don’t it’s no surprise

surprise

i thought i was on a date

there was this one hot guy

i thought he was real cool

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he said why don’t we get dinner

just us too

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and when i got there

he wasn’t alone

hey dude sarah come join us

we’re sitting right here why don’t you

see

us why do you look

so confused we’re

without you this is my friend

oh you know him why you look so

dressed up

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as i walk towards the table

thinking that i look good

thinking about the money

i spent to get ready for this

i’m talking eyebrow threading

on the wax

i sat down he said i’m getting the bill

he said bro you’re super late that ain’t

chill

he dropped his whole drink on me threw a

napkin

at me walked away

messaged me the next day said hey

let’s get coffee

i was like yeah okay

this song is about a mother and daughter

conversing

i call this song mundaya

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oh my goodness god took it up

when are you coming home

it’s already 2 a.m

i’ll be john i’ll be done

i’m out with my friends

i’ll be home at 5am

[Applause]

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i’ll be home before my grip

but to me but to me

why can’t you study at home

what are you really up to

but bye bye bye

but nothing but nothing

boys and girls are different

go and make up when i try

tell mariam bye bye

this fourth song is called moonlight

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loneliness

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i hate you this is

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took work you brought a bunch of your

friends

you treated me like a pundival a pimp

that’s how i felt

your ex-girlfriend was at the party

your ex-girlfriend was at the party you

left me to dance with her

[Applause]

turn around try to find you guess what i

see you were kissing her

you were kissing her

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we still dated four months after that

that’s my man i

should have not done that

i still let you talk to me i’m way

better than you i shouldn’t have done

that

i announce that you’re getting married

i know that you’re getting married i

can’t believe this

the council

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our day

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