I'm really glad to be here.

I'm glad you're here,

because that would be a little weird.

I'm glad we're all here.

And by "here," I don't mean here.

Or here.

But here.

I mean Earth.

And by "we," I don't

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Transcriber: Andrea McDonough Reviewer: Jessica Ruby

So two guys walk into a bar.

Really?

No, seriously.

Two guys walk into a bar,

an ice cream bar:

Dave, a physicist working on the Large Hadron Colli

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