The Voyage of Gulliver Learn English through story level 3
chapter one
a voyage to lilliput
i was born in nottinghamshire
and was the third of five sons
father was not a rich man
but he was able to send me to cambridge
university
where i studied for three years
when i left college
i continued my studies and became a
doctor
but i always wanted to travel
and so i made several voyages as a
ship’s doctor
when i married my wife mary however
i planned to stay at home for a while
but after a few years
i discovered i was not earning enough
money from my patients
i decided to go to sea again
and this time
i joined a ship sailing to the islands
in the south pacific ocean
we started our journey from bristol
on may the 4th
at first our voyage went well
we sailed across the atlantic
round the coast of africa
and into the indian ocean
but before we could reach the pacific
a violent storm hit us
and drove us to the northwest of
tasmania
the wind drove our ship onto a rock
which broke the ship in half
some of the sailors and i
managed to get a boat into the water
and we rode away to look for land
but when we were too tired to row
anymore
a great wave hit our small boat
and we all fell into the sea
i do not know what happened to my
companions
but i suppose they were all drowned
the wind and waves pushed me along as i
struggled to keep my head above water
i became very tired
and soon felt i could not swim anymore
luckily
just then my feet touched the ground
i walked out of the sea
and onto a beach
where there was no sign of any people or
houses
i was so exhausted
that i lay down
and went to sleep
when i woke up next morning and tried to
get up i could not move i was lying on
my back
and my whole body my arms and legs
were strongly fastened to the ground
even my hair which was long and thick
was tied to the ground
the sun began to grow hot
and i was very uncomfortable
soon
i felt something alive moving along my
leg
and up my body to my face
and when i looked down
i saw a very small human being
only 15 centimeters tall
he had a bow and arrow in his hands
and there were forty more of these
little men following him
i was so surprised that i gave a great
shout
they all jumped back very frightened
and some hurt themselves by falling off
my body
meanwhile
i was struggling to unfasten myself
but just as i managed to pull my left
arm free of the ropes
i felt a hundred arrows land on my free
hand
and more arrows on my face and body
this was very painful
and made me cry aloud
i lay quietly
to see what would happen next
when they saw i was no longer struggling
they quickly built a platform next to my
head
and an official climbed up there to
speak to me
although i could not understand his
language
i understood that they would be friendly
towards me if i did not try to harm them
by now i was extremely hungry
so i used sign language
to beg the official for food
he seemed to understand me
because immediately ladders were put
against my sides
and little men climbed up with baskets
of food and drink
they were surprised at how much i could
eat and drink
in just one mouthful
i ate three of their meat dishes
and three of their loaves of bread
i drank two of their barrels of wine and
was still thirsty
because that was only half a liter
while they were bringing me food
i wondered whether to pick up a handful
of the little men
and throw them to their death
but i was afraid they would shoot at me
again
and anyway
i was grateful for their kindness in
giving me food and drink
so i did not move
after some time
another official climbed up to the
platform and spoke to me
from his signs
i understood that they were going to
move me
the king of this country which was
called lilliput
had ordered his people to carry me to
the capital city about a kilometer away
i made signs to ask whether i could be
untied
but the official politely refused
while i was eating a platform had been
prepared to carry me
the people of lilliput
known as the lilliputians
are very intelligent and clever with
their hands
for me
500 men built a special wooden platform
with 22 wheels
900 of the strongest men worked for
about three hours to lift me on to the
platform
and 1
500 of the king’s largest horses
each 11 and a half centimeters high
pulled me to the capital
i did not know about any of this
because they had put a sleeping powder
in my wine
and i was in a deep sleep
the king had decided i would stay in the
largest available building
just outside the city gates
its door was only a meter high and half
a meter wide
so i could only just get inside on my
hands and knees
my guards put 91 chains on my left leg
so that i could not escape
then they cut the ropes that tied me and
i was able to get to my feet
as i stood up i heard cries of
astonishment all around me
i felt rather miserable
but at least i could walk about now
in a two meter circle
i was certainly an interesting sight for
the lilliputians
who had come out of the city in crowds
of several thousand to see me
now i had a good view of the countryside
the fields looked like flower beds in a
garden
and even the tallest trees were only two
meters high
i was soon visited by the king himself
he has a strong handsome face
and is very popular among his people
he arrived with his queen his children
and his lords and ladies all dressed in
beautiful golden silver clothes
in order to make conversation easier
i lay on my side so that my face was
close to him
i spoke to him in all the languages i
knew
but we still could not understand each
other
the king ordered his people to make me a
bed
using 600 lilliputian beds
it was not very comfortable
but it was better than sleeping on the
stone floor
he ordered the crowds of sightseers to
go back to their homes
so that the work of the country could
continue
and i would not be annoyed
for a long time he discussed with his
lords in private
what should be done with me
i was told all this later by a good
friend of mine
clearly such a large person could be a
danger to his small people
at last it was decided that as i had
behaved so well up to now
i would be kept alive
food and drink would be brought to me
every day from all the villages
600 people would be my servants
300 men would make me a new suit
and six teachers
would teach me their language
and so
in about three weeks
i began to speak the language of
lilliput
the king often visited me
and every time he came i asked him to
take off my chains
he explained
that first
i must promise not to fight against
lilliput
or hurt lilliputians
and that i must be searched for weapons
i agreed to both these things
and carefully picked up two of his
officers in my hands
i put them first in one pocket
then move them to all my other pockets
except two
which i kept secret
as they searched they wrote down in a
notebook
details of all the things they found
afterwards
i read some of their report
in the second coat pocket
we found two
very large pieces of wood
and inside them
were great pieces of metal
very sharp
in another pocket
there was a most wonderful engine
at the end of a long chain
the engine was inside a huge round
container
which was made half of silver
and half of another metal
this second metal
was very strange
as we could see through it to some
mysterious
writing and pictures
the engine made a continuous loud noise
the officers could not guess what these
things were
but they were of course my two pocket
knives and my watch
they also found my comb
a purse with several gold and silver
coins
my gun and bullets
the king wanted to know what the gun was
used for
bring it out he ordered me and show me
how it works
i took the gun out and put a bullet into
it
don’t be afraid i warned the king
then i fired the gun into the air
it was the loudest noise the
lilliputians had ever heard
hundreds of them thought they were dead
and fell down
the king himself was very frightened
as i gave my gun to the officials to
keep i warned them to be careful with it
they allowed me to keep all my other
things
and i hoped
that one day soon
i would be free
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chapter 2
life in lilliput
i was careful to behave as well as
possible
to persuade the king to give me my
freedom
lilliputians soon began to lose their
fear of me
they called me
the man mountain
sometimes
i lay down and let them dance on my hand
and from time to time children came to
play games in my hair
by now
i was able to speak their language well
one day
the king invited me to watch the regular
entertainments
which are greatly enjoyed by him
his family
and his lords and ladies
i was most interested in the rope
dancing
a very thin rope is fixed 30 centimeters
above the ground
people who want to become the king’s
most important officials jump and dance
on this rope
and whoever jumps highest
without falling
gets the best job
sometimes the king orders his lords to
dance on the rope to show that they can
still do it
this sport is of course
rather dangerous
and there are occasional deaths as a
result
it seems a strange way of choosing
officials
there was another interesting
entertainment
the king
holds a stick in front of him
and sometimes moves it up and down
one by one
people come up to him and jump over the
stick or crawl under it
they go on jumping and crawling as the
king moves the stick
the winner is the one who jumps and
crawls for the longest time
and he receives a blue ribbon to wear
around his waist
the second best receives a red ribbon
and the third best gets a green one
many of the lilliput lords wear their
ribbons proudly at all times
i had certainly never seen entertainment
like this in any of the countries i had
visited before
some days later
a strange black thing was seen on the
beach where i had first arrived in
lilliput
when the people realized it was not
alive
they decided that it must belong to the
man mountain
and the king ordered them to bring it to
me
i thought i knew what it was
when it arrived it was rather dirty
because it had been pulled along the
ground by horses
but i was delighted to see that it was
in fact my hat
i had lost it in the sea when swimming
away from the ship
i begged the king so often for my
freedom
that at last he and his lords agreed
that i need not be a prisoner any longer
however
i had to promise certain things
to help the lilliputians in war and
peace
to give two hours warning before a visit
to their capital
so that people could stay indoors
to be careful not to step on any
lilliputians or their animals
to carry important messages for the king
if necessary
to help the king’s workmen carry heavy
stones to stay in lilliput until the
king allowed me to leave
on his side the king promised i would
receive food and drink
enough for
1724 lilliputians
i agreed to everything at once
my chains were broken
and i was free at
last the first thing i did was visit the
capital city
the people were warned so that they
would not be in danger
i stepped carefully over the city wall
which was less than a meter high and
walked slowly through the two main
streets
it is usually a very busy city with
shops and markets full of people
but today
the streets were empty
there were crowds watching me from every
window
in the middle of the city is the king’s
palace
the king had invited me to enter it
so i stepped over the surrounding wall
into the palace garden
but unfortunately the palace itself has
walls a metre and a half high around it
i did not want to damage these walls by
trying to climb over them
so i walked carefully back out of the
city
and into the king’s park
here i cut down several of the largest
trees with my knife and made two wooden
boxes
when i returned to the palace with my
boxes
i was able to stand on one box on one
side of the wall
and step onto the other box on the other
side
i lay down on the ground and looked
through the windows right into the
king’s rooms
you cannot imagine a more beautiful
place to live in
the rooms and furniture are perfect in
every detail
as i was looking in
i could see the queen surrounded by her
lords and ladies
she kindly put her hand out of the
window for me to kiss
i think i should give you some general
information about lillyput
most lilliputians are about 15
centimeters tall
the birds and animals are of course much
smaller than the people
and the tallest trees are only a little
taller than i am
all crimes here are punished
but if someone is accused of a crime
and then it is proved that the accuser
is lying
the accuser is immediately killed
lilliputians believe that there are two
sides to the law
criminals must be punished
but people of good character must be
rewarded
so if a man can prove that he has obeyed
every law for six years
he receives a present of money from the
king
they also believe that any man who is
honest truthful and good
can serve his king and country
it is more important to have a good
character than to be clever or
intelligent
however
only those who believe in god
are allowed to be the king’s officials
many of their laws and customs are very
different from ours
but human nature is the same in every
country
the lilliputians like us
have learnt bad ways
choosing officials because they are able
to dance on a rope is just one example
now i shall return to my adventures in
lilliput
about two weeks after my first visit to
the capitol
i was visited by one of the king’s most
important officials
his name was rael drasol
and he had helped me many times since i
had arrived in lilliput
i started the conversation
i’m so glad they’ve taken away my chains
i told him
well my friend he answered
let me tell you something
you’re only free
because the king knows we’re in a very
dangerous situation
dangerous i cried
what do you mean
lily put has enemies at home and abroad
he explained
for six years now
we’ve had two political groups
the high heels and the low heels
perhaps the high heels were more popular
in the past but as you can see
our present king and all his officials
wear the lowest heels
the two groups hate each other
and a high heel will refuse to speak to
a low heel
that’s the problem in lilliput
now we are getting information that the
people of blefuscu are going to attack
us have you heard of blefuscu
it’s an island very near us
almost as large and important as
lilliput
they’ve been at war with us for three
years you see but how did this war start
i asked
well you know of course that most people
used to break their boiled eggs at the
larger end
but our king’s grandfather
once cut a finger while breaking his egg
this way
and so his father the king
ordered all lilliputians from then on
to break the smaller end of their eggs
people who do that are called small
endians
but lily pusians feel strongly about
this
and some big endians have fought angrily
against this law
as many as 11 000 people have been
killed because they refused to break
their eggs at the smaller end
some of the big endians have escaped to
join our enemies in blefuscu
the king of blefuscu has always wanted
to defeat lilliput in war
and now we hear
that he’s prepared a large number of
ships
which will attack us very soon
so you see my friend
how much our king needs your help
in order to defeat his enemies
i did not hesitate for a moment
please tell the king
i answered warmly
that i am ready to give my life to save
him or his country
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chapter three
lily put at war
the island of bliffasco
is only about a kilometer to the north
of lilliput
i knew that just beyond the narrow sea
separating the two countries
there were at least
50 warships
ready to attack us
with many other smaller ships
but i had kept away from that side of
the coast
so that the people of nyphuscu would not
see me
i had a secret plan
from the king’s workmen
i ordered 50 heavy metal hooks
each fastened to a piece of strong rope
i took off my coat and shoes and walked
into the sea with the hooks and ropes in
my hands
the water was deep in the middle
so i had to swim for a few meters
but it only took me half an hour to get
to blifascu
when the bliffascon saw me they were so
frightened
they jumped out of their ships and swam
to the beach
i then used one hook for each ship
and tied all the ropes together at one
end
while i was doing this the enemy shot
thousands of arrows at me
which caused me a lot of pain
i was afraid of getting an arrow in my
eyes
but i suddenly remembered
i still had an old pair of reading
glasses in my pocket
so i put them on
and continued my work
when i was ready
i started walking into the shallow water
away from the fescue
as i walked through the waves
i pulled the enemy’s warships behind me
when the people of blefuscu realized
that all their warships were
disappearing
their cries were terrible to hear
as i came nearer to lilliput i saw the
king and all his lords and ladies
standing on the beach
they could only see blefuscu’s warships
coming closer
as i was swimming and my head was
occasionally under the water therefore
they supposed that i had drowned and
that the brefuscan ships were attacking
but when they saw me walking out of the
sea
they welcomed me warmly with cries of
astonishment and delight
the king himself came down to the water
to meet me
everyone in lilliput is grateful to you
he cried
for your bravery
you will be one of my lords from now on
thank you sir i replied
and now
he continued
go back and steal all the enemy ships
so that we can defeat bliphuscu forever
we’ll destroy the big endians
and i’ll become king of the whole world
but i would not agree to this plan sir i
replied
i will never help to take a brave
nation’s freedom away
lilliput and blefuscu should live in
peace now
the king could not persuade me
and unfortunately he never forgot that i
had refused to do what he wanted
although i had saved his country from
attack by befusking warships
he preferred to remember my refusal
from this time on
i heard from my friends
there were secret conversations in the
palace between the king and some of his
lords who were jealous of me
these conversations
nearly led to my death in the end
about three weeks later
the king of blefuscu sent his officials
to ask for peace between the two
countries
after the glyphuscans had arranged
everything with the lilliputian
officials
they came to visit me
they had heard how i had prevented the
king from destroying
all their ships
after thanking me
they invited me to visit their country
however
when i asked the king of lilliput if i
could visit blefuscu
he agreed but very coldly
i learned later that he and some of his
lords
considered i was wrong to have a
conversation with enemies of lilliput
now i was beginning to understand how
difficult and dangerous political life
can be
a few days later
i had another chance to help the king
i was woken at midnight by the cries of
hundreds of lilliputians outside my
house
fire
fire they shouted
the queen’s rooms in the palace are
burning
come quickly man mountain
so i pulled on my clothes and hurried to
the palace
a large part of the building was in
flames
people were climbing ladders up the
walls and throwing water on the flames
but the fire was burning more strongly
every minute
at least
the queen and her ladies had escaped
but there seemed to be no way of saving
this beautiful palace
suddenly
i had an idea
the evening before
i had drunk a lot of good wine
and very luckily
i had not made water since then
in three minutes i managed to put out
the whole fire
and the lovely old building was safe
i went home without waiting for the
king’s thanks
because i was not sure what he would say
although i had certainly saved the
palace
i knew it was a crime
punishable by death
to make water anywhere near the palace
i heard later that the queen was so
angry that she refused to enter any of
the damaged rooms ever again and
promised to take her revenge on me
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chapter four
gulliver escapes from lilliput
i soon discovered that flimnap
one of the king’s highest officials
was my secret enemy
he had always disliked me
although he pretended to like me
but now
he began to suspect his wife of visiting
me privately
and he became jealous
of course his wife didn’t visit me
but always with her daughters and other
ladies who came for regular afternoon
visits
when visitors arrived at my house
i used to bring the coaches and horses
inside
and put them carefully on my table
there was a high edge round the table so
that nobody would fall off
i sat in my chair with my face close to
the table
and while i was talking to one group of
visitors
the others used to drive round the table
i spent many hours like this
in very enjoyable conversation
in the end flimnap realized that his
wife was not in love with me
and had not done anything wrong
but he was still angry with me
there were other lords who also disliked
me
and together
they managed to persuade the king
that i was a danger to lilliput
i knew they were discussing me in
private
but i was seriously alarmed
when i discovered what they had decided
luckily as well as rel dress all
i had another good friend among the
king’s officials
late one night
he visited me secretly
in order to warn me
you know
he began
that you’ve had enemies here for some
time
many of the lords are jealous of your
great success against bifuscu
and flimnap still hates you
they accuse you of crimes against
lilliput
crimes punishable by death
but i cried that’s not right
i only want to help lily put
listen he said
i must tell you what i’ve heard
although my life is in danger if i do
they’ve accused you
of making water in the king’s palace
refusing to take all the enemy’s ships
refusing to destroy all the big endians
the enemy’s officials privately
and planning to visit blefuscu
in order to help the enemy against
lilliput
this is unbelievable i cried
i must say
continued my friend
that our king reminded his lords how
much you had helped the country
but your enemies wanted to destroy you
and they suggested setting fire to your
house at night
then you would die in the fire
what i shouted angrily
be quiet nobody must hear us
anyway
the king decided not to kill you
and that’s when your friend real result
started speaking
he agreed you’d made mistakes
but said that a good king should always
be generous
as our king is
and he suggested
that a suitable punishment would be for
you to lose your sight
you’d still be strong enough to work for
us
but you wouldn’t be able to help the big
endians
i covered my eyes with my hands
i had wanted to help these people and
their king
how could they decide to punish me as
cruelly as this
your enemies were most disappointed
with real results plan
my friend went on
they said
you were a big endian in your heart
and reminded the king how much you
costly put in food and drink
real drusol spoke again
to suggest saving money by giving you a
little less food every day
in this way
you’d become ill
and in a few months you’d die
and so they all agreed
in three days relda saul will be sent to
explain your punishment to you
he’ll inform you
that the king has been very kind to you
and that you’re lucky to lose only your
eyes
you will be tied down
and very sharp arrows will be shot into
your eyes
the king’s doctors
will make sure that you can no longer
see
this is terrible news i said
but thank you for warning me my dear
friend
you alone must decide what to do
he replied
now i must leave you so that nobody
suspects me of warning you
when i was alone
i thought about the situation for a long
time
perhaps i was wrong but i could not see
that the king was being kind and
generous in ordering such an inhuman
punishment
what should i do
i could ask for a trial
but i was not confident of the judge’s
honesty
i could attack the capital and kill all
the lilliputians
but when i remembered the king’s past
kindness to me
i did not want to do that
at last
i decided to escape
and so before realdressault came to tell
me of my punishment
i went to the north of lilliput where
our ships lay
i took my clothes off
and put them into one of the largest
warships
i also put a blanket into it
then i stepped into the sea and swam to
blefuscu
by pulling the lilliput warship behind
me
i kept my clothes and blanket dry
when i arrived the king of blefuscu sent
two guides to show me the way to the
capitol
there i met the king
the queen
and the lords and ladies in their
coaches
i explained that i had come to visit
bliefuscue as i had been invited
however
i did not say anything about the
punishment waiting for me in lilliput
they welcomed me warmly
that night
as there was no building big enough for
me
i slept on the ground
covered by my blanket
it was not as comfortable as my bed in
lilliput but i did not mind
i did not spend long in blefuscu
only three days after my arrival
i noticed a boat in the sea
near the beach
it was a real boat
large enough for me
perhaps it had been driven there by a
storm
i swam out to it and tied ropes to it
then
with the help of twenty oblifuscu ships
and three thousand sailors
i pulled it onto the beach
it was not badly damaged
and it was exciting to be able to start
planning my journey back to england and
my home
during this time
the king of lilliput had written to ask
the king of bifuscu
to send me back
as a prisoner
so that i could receive my punishment
the king of blifascu however replied
that i was too strong to be taken
prisoner
and that i would soon be returning to my
country anyway
secretly
he invited me to stay and help him in
blefuscu
but i no longer believed in the promises
of kings or their officials
so i politely refused
i was now impatient to start my voyage
home
and the king ordered his workmen to
repair the boat and prepare everything i
needed
i had the meat of 100 cattle
and 300 sheep to eat on the journey
and i also had some live animals to show
to my friends in england
about one month later
i left blefuscu on september the 24th
1701
the king the queen
and their lords and ladies
all came down to the beach
to wave goodbye
after sailing all day
i reached a small island where i slept
that night
on the third day
september the 26th
i saw a sail
and was delighted to discover that it
was an english ship on its way home to
england
the captain picked me up and i told him
my story
at first he thought i was mad
but when i took the live animals out of
my pocket to show him
he believed me
we arrived home at last on april the
13th
1702
and i saw my dear wife and children
again
at first i was delighted to be at home
again
i earned quite a lot of money by showing
my lilliputian animals to people
and in the end
i sold them for a high price
but as the days passed
i became restless
and wanted to see more of the world
and so
only two months later
i said goodbye to my family
and sailed away again
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chapter 5
a voyage to brobdingnag
i left bristol
on june the 20th
1702
in a ship which was sailing to india
we had good sailing weather until we
reached the cape of good hope in south
africa
where we landed to get fresh water
we had to stay there for the winter
however because the ship needed repairs
and the captain was ill
in the spring we left africa
and sailed around the island of
madagascar
into the indian ocean
but on the 19th of april
the wind began to blow very violently
from the west
and we were driven to the east of the
malacca islands
on the 2nd of may
the wind stopped blowing
and the sea was calm
but our captain
who knew that part of the world very
well
warned us that there would be a storm
the next day
so we prepared the ship as well as we
could
and waited
the captain was right
on the third of may the wind began to
get stronger
it was a wild dangerous wind blowing
from the south this time
we had to take down our sails as the
storm hit our ship
huge waves crashed down onto us
and the wind drove our helpless ship
eastwards
into the pacific ocean
for several days we struggled with the
wind and waves
but at last
the storm died away
and the sea was calm again
luckily our ship was not badly damaged
but we had been driven over 2 000
kilometers to the east
none of us knew exactly where we were
so the captain decided to continue
sailing eastwards
where we had never been before
we sailed on for another two weeks
finally
on the 16th of june 1703
we saw a large island
with a small piece of land joined to it
i later discovered that this country was
called brobdingnag
the captain sent some of his sailors in
a boat to land there
and bring back some fresh water
i went with them because i was
interested in seeing a new country
we were delighted to be on land again
and while the men looked for a river or
a lake
i walked for about a kilometer away from
the beach
when i returned to my astonishment i saw
that the sailors were already in the
boat
they were rowing as fast as they could
towards the ship
i was going to shout to tell them they
had forgotten me
when suddenly
i saw a huge creature
walking after them into the sea
i realized he could not catch them
because they had nearly gone to the ship
but i did not wait to see the end of
that adventure
i ran away from him as fast as possible
and did not stop
until i found myself in some fields
the grass was about seven meters high
and the corn about 13 meters high
it took me an hour to cross just one
field
which had a hedge at least 40 meters
high
the trees were much taller than that
just as i was trying to find a hole in
the hedge
so that i could get into the next field
i saw another giant coming towards me
he seemed as tall as a mountain
and every one of his steps measured
about 10 meters
in fear and astonishment
i hid in the corn
and hoped he would not notice me
he shouted in a voice like thunder
and seven other giants appeared
they seemed to be his servants
when he gave the order
they began to cut the corn in the field
where i was hiding
as they moved towards me
i moved away
but at last
i came to a part of the field where rain
had knocked down the corn
there was no longer anywhere for me to
hide
and i knew i would be cut to pieces
by the giant’s sharp knives
i lay down
and prepared to die
i could not stop myself thinking of
lilliput
there
i myself had been a giant
an important person
who had become famous for helping the
people of that small country
here
it was the opposite
i was like a lilliputian in europe
and i began to understand
how a very small creature feels
suddenly
i noticed that one of the giants was
very close to me
as his huge foot rose over my head
i screamed as loudly as i could
he looked around on the ground
and finally saw me
he stared at me for a moment
and very carefully
he picked me up with finger and thumb
and looked at me
i was now 20 meters up in the air
and i desperately hoped he would not
decide to throw me to the ground
i did not struggle
and spoke politely to him
although i knew he did not understand
any of my languages
he took me to the farmer
who soon realized that i was not an
animal
but an intelligent being
he carefully put me in his pocket
and took me home to show to his wife
when she saw me she screamed and jumped
back in fear perhaps thinking i was an
insect
but in a little while
she became used to me
and was very kind to me
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chapter six
gulliver and his master
soon after we arrived
the whole family sat down at the table
for dinner
there was a large piece of meat on a
plate about eight meters
across the farmer put me on the table
with some small pieces of bread and meat
in front of me
i was very frightened of falling off the
edge of the table
which was 10 meters from the ground
the farmer and his family were delighted
to watch me eating food with my own
small knife and fork
but when i started walking across the
table to the farmer his youngest son
a boy of about ten
picked me up by the legs
he held me so high in the air that my
whole body trembled
fortunately his father took me away at
once
and angrily hit the boy hard on the head
but i remembered how cruel children can
be to small animals
and i did not want the boy to take his
revenge on me
so i fell on my knees
and asked them not to punish the child
anymore
they seemed to understand
just then
i heard a noise behind me
it sounded like 12 machines running at
the same time
i turned my head
and saw a huge cat
three times larger than one of our cows
the farmer’s wife held it in her arms
so that it could not jump at me
but in fact
because i showed no fear
there was no danger
and the cat even seemed a little afraid
of me
at the end of dinner
the servant came in with the farmer’s
one-year-old son in her arms
he immediately started crying and
screaming
because he wanted to play with me
his mother smiled and put me in his hand
when he picked me up and put my head in
his mouth
i shouted so loudly that he dropped me
luckily i was not hurt
but it showed me how dangerous life was
going to be
after eating
the farmer
or my master as i shall now call him
went back to his work in the fields
i think he told his wife to take good
care of me
because she put me carefully on her bed
and locked the bedroom door
i was exhausted
and slept for two hours
when i woke up
i felt very small and lonely in such a
huge room
and on such a large bed
suddenly
i saw two huge rats run towards me
across the bed
one came right up to my face
so i pulled out my sword and cut open
his stomach
the other
ran away at once
i walked up and down on the bed to
control my trembling legs
and looked at the dead rat
it was as large as a big dog
and its tail measured two meters
when my master’s wife came into the room
some time later
i showed her how i had killed the rat
she was delighted that i was not hurt
and threw the dead rat out of the window
my master had a daughter
who was about nine years
old she was given the special
responsibility of taking care of me
and i owe her my life
during my stay in her country we were
always together and she saved me from
many dangerous situations
i called her glum dal glitch which means
little nurse
she was good at sewing and managed to
make some clothes for me in the thinnest
material available
she also made me a small bed
which was placed on a shelf too high for
rats to reach
perhaps the most useful thing she did
was to teach me the language
so that in a few days
i could speak it quite well
soon
all my master’s neighbors were talking
about the strange little creature he had
found in a field
one of them came to see me
and as i walked towards him across the
table
he put on his glasses
his eyes behind the glasses
looked like the full moon shining into
two windows
i thought this was very funny and
laughed loudly
unfortunately
that made him very angry
i heard him whispering to my master all
evening
and i was sorry i had laughed at him
next day
glum dog clitch came to me in tears
you’ll
never guess
what’s happened
she told me
sadly our neighbor
has advised father
to show you to people
for money
father’s going to take you to market
tomorrow
where there’ll be crowds of people
ready to pay for entertainment
oh i’m so ashamed
and perhaps you’ll get hurt
other people won’t be as careful with
you as i am
don’t worry dumb dull clitch i replied
as i’m a stranger here
i don’t mind being shown to people like
a strange wild animal i must do what
your father wants
i was secretly hoping
i would one day find a way of escaping
and returning to my own country
so the next day
my master and his daughter
got on their huge horse
glendale clitch carried me inside a
small box which had hair holes so that i
could breathe
when we arrived at the market town
my master hired the largest room in the
public house
and placed me upon the table there
his daughter stayed close to me to make
sure that nobody hurt me
i was told to speak in their language
pull out my sword
drink from a cup
and do other things to amuse the crowd
only 30 people were allowed in to see me
at one time
on that first day everybody wanted to
see me
and i was shown to over 350 people
my master’s plan was so successful
that he arranged to show me again
on the next market day
i did not look forward to this at all
i was so tired with the journey
and the entertainment
that i could only walk and speak with
difficulty
for the next three days
even when we were at home
neighbors and friends from all parts of
the country
came to look at me
and my master made me work hard to amuse
them
so i had almost
no rest
my master finally realized that he could
make a fortune by showing me to people
all over the country
so about two months after my arrival in
brobdingnag
we left the farm
and started our journey to the capitol
as before glumdalclitch came with us to
take care of me
on the way we stopped in many towns and
villages
so that i could be shown to people
at last
after a journey of nearly 5 000
kilometers
we arrived at the capitol
now i had to work even harder
as people came to look at me
10 times a day
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chapter 7
of the king’s palace
although glom del clinch tried to make
things as comfortable as possible for me
such an exhausting life was beginning to
have a bad effect on my health
i was becoming thinner
and thinner
when my master noticed this
he thought i would not live much longer
but it was clear that he wanted to make
as much money out of me as he could
while he was thinking how to do this he
was asked to bring me to the palace
the queen and her ladies had heard about
me and wanted to see me
when we arrived in front of the queen
i fell on my knees and begged to be
allowed to kiss her foot
but she kindly held out her hand to me
i took her little finger in both my arms
and put it very politely to my lips
she seemed very pleased with me and
finally she said
would you enjoy living here in the
palace do you think
great queen i answered
i must do what my master wants
but if i were free
i would want to spend my whole life
obeying your orders
she immediately arranged to buy me from
my master
he was delighted to receive a good price
for me especially as he felt sure i
would not live longer than a month
i also begged the queen to let glum dog
clitch stay with me
because she had always taken such good
care of me
the queen agreed
and glumdo klitsch could not hide her
happiness
when my master had left the palace alone
the queen said to me
why didn’t you say goodbye to him
and why did you look at him so coldly
madam i must tell you i replied
but since he found me
my master has used me as an easy way of
making money for himself
he’s made me work so hard that i feel
tired and ill
he sold me to you only because he thinks
i’m going to die soon
but i feel better already
now that i belong to such a great and
good queen
the queen was clearly surprised to hear
such intelligent words from such a small
creature
and decided to show me to her husband
when the king saw me
he thought at first that i must be a
mechanical toy
however
when he heard my answers to his
questions
he realized i must be alive
and he could not hide his astonishment
to discover what kind of animal i was
he sent for three of his cleverest
professors
after looking at me carefully
they decided that i was a creature
outside the laws of nature
i was much too small to climb their
trees
or dig their fields
or kill and eat their animals
they could not understand where i had
come from
or how i could possibly survive
and when i told them that in my country
there were millions just like me
they did not believe me
but just smiled
however
the king was more intelligent than they
were
after speaking to gumdel clitch and
questioning me again
he realized that my story must be true
they took very good care of me
the queen’s workman made a special
bedroom for me
it was a wooden box with windows a door
and two cupboards
the ceiling could be lifted off
so that dog clitch could change my
sheets and tidy my room
the workman even made me two little
chairs and a table
and a lock for the door
so that no rats could get in the queen
became so fond of me that she could not
eat without me
my small table and chair were always
placed on the dinner table near her left
elbow
and glumdalclitch stood near me
in case i needed her help
i ate off tiny silver plates
with silver knives and forks
but i never got used to seeing the queen
eat
in one mouthful
she ate as much as 12 english farmers
could eat in a whole meal
she drank from a cup as big as one of
our barrels
and her knives were like huge swords
i was quite frightened of them
on wednesday which is a day of rest in
brobdingnag like our sunday
the king and queen always had dinner
together with their children
in the king’s rooms
i was usually invited too
my little chair and table were at the
king’s left elbow
he enjoyed very much hearing me talk
about england
our laws our universities are great
buildings
he listened so politely that i perhaps
talked a little too much
about my dear country
in the end he looked at me kindly
but could not stop himself laughing
he turned to one of his lords
how amusing it is
he said to him
that an insect like this should talk of
such important matters
he thinks his country is so highly
developed
but i suppose even tiny creatures like
him
have a hole in the ground that they call
a home
they argue they love
they fight and they die
as we do
but of course the poor little animals
aren’t on our level
i could not believe what i was hearing
he was laughing at my country a country
famous for its beautiful cities and
palaces it’s great kings and queens it’s
brave and honest people
however
there was nothing i could do about it
and i simply had to accept the situation
the worst problem i had at the palace
was the queen’s dwarf
until i arrived
he had always been the smallest person
in the country
he was about 10 meters tall
as i was much smaller than him
he was very rude to me and behaved very
badly especially when nobody was looking
once he took a large bone from the table
and stood it on the queen’s plate
then he took me in both hands
and pushed my legs into the top of the
bone
i could not pull myself out
and had to stay there feeling
and looking extremely stupid
when the queen finally saw me
she could not stop herself laughing
but she was angry with the dwarf at the
same time
in brobdingnag there are large numbers
of flies in summer
and these awful insects each as big as
an english bird
gave me no peace
the dwarf used to catch some in his
hands
and then let them out suddenly under my
nose
he did this both to frighten me
and amuse the queen
i had to use my knife to cut them to
pieces as they flew around me
another time
the dwarf picked me up and dropped me
quickly into a bowl of milk on the table
luckily i am a good swimmer so i managed
to keep my head out of the milk
as soon as grumdilclitch saw i was in
danger
she ran from the other side of the room
to rescue me
i was not hurt
but this time the dwarf was sent away
from the palace as a punishment
i was very pleased
i would now like to describe brobdingnag
the people who draw our european maps
think there is nothing but sea between
japan and america
but they are wrong
brobdingnag is quite a large country
joined onto northwest america
but separated from the rest of america
by high mountains
it is about 10 000 kilometers long
and from 5 to eight thousand wide
the sea around it is so rough
and there are so many rocks in the water
that no large ships can land on any of
the beaches
this means that the people of
brobdingnag do not normally have
visitors from other parts of the world
there are 51 cities
and a large number of towns and villages
the capital stands on both sides of a
river
and has more than 80 000 houses
it covers
340 square kilometers
the king’s palace covers about 11 square
kilometers
the main rooms are 80 meters high
the palace kitchen is huge
if i described it with its great pots on
the fire and the mountains of food on
the tables
perhaps you would not believe me
travellers are often accused of not
telling the truth when they return
to avoid this happening to me
i am being careful to describe what i
saw as exactly and carefully as possible
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chapter eight
more adventures in brobdingnag
because i was so small
i had several dangerous accidents
during my stay at the palace
one day
gumdel klitsch put me down on the grass
in the palace garden
while she went for a walk with some of
the queen’s ladies
a small white dog which belonged to one
of the gardeners appeared
and seemed very interested in me
he took me in his mouth
and carried me to his master
luckily he had been well trained and did
not try to bite me so i was not hurt
one day
the queen said to me
it would be good for your health to do
some rowing or sailing
what do you think
would you like me to arrange it for you
madam i answered
i’d love to row or sail a little every
day
but where can we find a boat that’s
small enough
leave that to me
she replied and called for her workmen
she ordered them to make a tiny boat
with sails
they also made a wooden container
about a hundred meters long
seventeen meters wide and three meters
deep
this container was filled with water
and i was carefully placed in my boat on
the water
every day i used to row or sail there
while the queen and her ladies watched
there was no wind of course
but the ladies blew hard to move my boat
along
i nearly lost my life again
when a lady picked me up to put me in
the boat
she was not careful enough and dropped
me
with horror
i felt myself falling through the air
but instead of crashing to the ground i
was caught by my trousers
on a pin in her clothes
i had to stay there without moving a
finger until
clitch came running to rescue me
but the greatest danger to me in
brobdingnag
came
from a monkey
one day
gumdel clitch left me alone in her
bedroom
while she visited some of the ladies
it was a warm day
and her window was open
i was in the box which i used as my
bedroom with a door open
suddenly
i heard the noise of an animal jumping
through the window
and immediately i hid at the back of my
box
the monkey which appeared huge to me
very soon discovered my hiding place
he picked me up
and held me close to him like a baby
when he heard someone opening the
bedroom door
he jumped out of the window and ran onto
the roof
i thought i had never been in such great
danger
he was running on three legs and holding
me in the fourth
at any moment he could let me fall
and we were at least 300 meters above
the ground
i could hear a lot of shouting in the
palace
the servants had realized what was
happening
and brought ladders to climb up onto the
roof
glumdalclitch was crying
and hundreds of people were watching
from the garden
meanwhile
the monkey was sitting calmly on top of
the roof
he was taking food from his mouth and
trying to push it into my mouth
he still seemed to think i was his baby
i suppose it was an amusing sight for
the crowd below
but i was in terrible fear of falling
finally
several servants climbed on the roof
and as they came nearer
the monkey put me down
and ran away
i was rescued and brought down to the
ground
i had to stay in bed for two weeks after
this
before i felt well enough to meet people
again
the monkey was caught
and killed
when i next saw the king he asked me
about this experience
how did you feel
he said when the monkey was holding you
up on the roof
sir i replied bravely
i was afraid that’s true
but next time an animal like that
attacks me i shall not hesitate
i’ll pull out my sword like this
and i showed him what i would do
and give the creature such a wound that
it will never come near me again
but while i waved my tiny sword in the
air
the king and his lords laughed loudly
i had wanted to prove my bravery
but i failed
because to them
i was only an unimportant little
creature
i realized later
that this often happens in england
when we laugh at someone of no family
fortune or intelligence
who pretends to be as important as our
great leaders
in the next few weeks
i began to have some very interesting
conversations with the king
he was an intelligent understanding
person
tell me more about your country
he said to me one day
i would like to hear about your laws
your political life and your customs
tell me everything
there may be something that we can
usefully copy here in brobdingnag
i shall be delighted sir
i answered proudly
our king controls our three great
countries scotland ireland and england
we grow much of our own food
and our weather is neither too hot nor
too cold
there are two groups of men who make our
laws
one is called the house of lords
they are men from the oldest and
greatest families in the country
the other is called the house of commons
these are the most honest
intelligent and sensible men in the
country and are freely chosen by the
people
we have judges to decide punishments for
criminals
and we have a large army which cannot be
defeated by any other in the world
while i was talking the king was making
notes
for several days i continued my
explanation
and i also described british history
over the last hundred years
then the king asked me a large number of
questions
these were some of them
how do you teach and train young people
of good family
if the last son of an old family dies
how do you make new lords for the house
of lords
are these lords really the most suitable
people to make the country’s laws
and in the house of commons
are these men really so honest and
intelligent
do rich men
never buy their way into this house
you say the lawmakers receive no pay
but are you sure
that they never accept bribes
then he asked questions about our law
courts
why are your trials so long and so
expensive
how much do your lawyers and judges
really know about the laws
how carefully do they decide between
right and wrong
and why
he went on
are you so often at war
either you enjoy fighting or you have
very difficult neighbors
why do you need an army at all
you would not be afraid of any other
country if you were peaceful people
and in the last hundred years
you’ve done nothing but rob
fight and murder
your recent history shows the very worst
effects of cruelty
jealousy
dishonesty and madness
i tried to answer the king as well as i
could
but he did not think our system was a
good one
no
my little friend
he said kindly but seriously
i’m sorry for you
you’ve proved to me
that your country has nothing valuable
to offer us
perhaps once in the past
your political life was adequately
organized
but now it is clear
that there is laziness and selfishness
in every part of the system
your politicians can be bribed
your soldiers aren’t really brave
your judges and lawyers are neither
reasonable nor honest
and your law makers themselves
know little
and do less
i sincerely hope that you
who have spent most of your life
traveling
have a better character than most
englishmen
but from what you’ve told me
i’m afraid that your countrymen
are the worst little nation of insects
that has ever crawled upon the ground
i am very sorry to have to report these
words of the kings
and i only do so
because of my love of the truth
i must tell you exactly what happened
even if i do not agree with it
i had to listen patiently
while he was giving his extraordinary
opinions of my dear country
we must remember however
that this king
lives in a country almost completely
separate from the rest of the
world because he does not know other
countries systems or customs
he has a certain narrowness of thinking
which we europeans do not have of
course you will find it difficult to
believe what happened next
sir
i said
i’d like to give you something
to thank you for your kindness to me
since i arrived at the palace
three or four hundred years ago
we europeans discovered how to make a
special powder
when you set fire to it
it burns and explodes immediately
with a noise louder than thunder
you can use it to shoot heavy balls of
metal from large guns
it can destroy the largest ships
it can kill a whole army
it can cut men’s bodies in half
it can destroy the strongest walls
it’s called gunpowder
and it’s easy and cheap to make
to show you how grateful i am to you
i’m offering to explain how to make it
then you will be able to destroy all
your enemies
i was very surprised by the king’s reply
no
he cried in horror
don’t tell me
i don’t want to know how to murder
people like that
i would rather give half my country away
than know the secret of this powder
how can a tiny creature like you have
such inhuman cruel ideas
never speak to me of this again
how strange that such an excellent king
should not take the chance i was
offering him
no european king would hesitate for a
moment
but he had other strange ideas
he believed very simply that every
problem can be solved by honest
sensible people
and that the political life of a country
must have no secrets and must be open
for all to see and understand
of course
we know that this is impossible
so perhaps his opinion of us
is not worth considering
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chapter nine
gulliver escapes from brobdingnag
i was still hoping to return to england
one day
but the ship in which i had arrived in
brobdingnag
was the first that had ever come near
the coast
so i could not see how i could get away
i began to think more and more about my
family and my home
by now
i had been in brobdingnag for about two
years
when the king and queen traveled to the
south coast
gumdelklich and i went with them
i really wanted to be close to the sea
again
which i had not seen or even smelt for
so long
as glom del klitsch was ill
i asked a young servant to take me down
to the beach for some fresh air
the boy carried me in my traveling box
and put me down on the beach
while he looked for birds eggs among the
rocks
i looked sadly at the sea
but stayed in my box
and after a while
i fell asleep
i was woken suddenly when my box was
lifted high in the air
i can only suppose
that a large bird took hold of the ring
on top of the box with his talons
and flew away with it
through the windows i could see the sky
and clouds passing by
and i could hear the noise of the bird’s
wings
then
i was falling
so fast that i felt quite breathless
there was a loud crash as the box fell
into the sea
perhaps the bird had been attacked by
others
and so had to drop what he was carrying
luckily
the box had been well made
and not much sea water came in
but i do not think any traveler has ever
been in a worse situation than i was
then
i wondered how long i would survive
with no food or drink
in the middle of the ocean
i felt sure i would never see poor glum
dull clitch again
and i knew how sad she would be to lose
me
several hours passed
and then i suddenly heard a strange
noise above my head
people were fastening a rope to the ring
then my box was pulled through the water
was it a ship that was pulling me along
help
help
i shouted as loudly as i could
i was delighted to hear english voices
reply
who’s there
they cried
i’m english
i shouted back desperately
please help me to get out of here
just put your finger
into the ring on top of the box
and lift it out of the water
quickly
there were great shouts of laughter
he’s mad
i heard one man say
ten men couldn’t lift that huge box
said another
there was more laughter
indeed
because i had been with giants for so
long
i had forgotten that my countrymen were
as small as me
the only thing the sailors could do
was to cut a hole in the top of my box
and help me to climb out
i was exhausted and unable to walk far
they took me to their captain
welcome to my ship
he said kindly
you’re lucky we found you
my men saw that huge box on the water
and we decided to pull it along behind
the ship
then we realized there was a man inside
why were you locked up in there
was it a punishment for some terrible
crime
but tell me all about it later now you
need to sleep
and then eat
when i told him my story a few hours
later
he found it difficult to believe
but after a while
he began to accept that what i told him
must be true
but why do you shout so loudly
he asked
we can hear you perfectly well if you
speak normally
you see
i explained
for two years
i’ve had to shout to make myself
understood by the giants
i was like a man in the street
who was trying to talk to another man
at the top of a very tall building
and another thing
your sailors all seem very small to me
because i’ve been used to looking up at
people
20 meters tall
you shook his head
wow
what a story
i think you should write a book about it
when you get home
i stayed on the ship for several months
as we sailed slowly home to england
finally
we arrived in bristol on june the 3rd
when i reached home
my wife made me promise
never to go to sea again
and i thought
my adventures had come
to an end
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chapter 10
the flying island of laputa
i had only been at home
for about 10 days
when a friend of mine
asked me to join him on a journey to the
east indies
i still wanted to see more of the world
and as he was offering to give me double
the usual pay
i managed to persuade my wife to let me
go
the voyage took eight months
and after stopping for a short time in
malaysia
we arrived in the gulf of tonkin
i’ll have to stay here for a while on
business
my friend the captain told me
but you can take the ship and some of
the sailors
go and see what you can buy and sell in
the islands around here
that sounded interesting to me
so i agreed
unfortunately
we sailed straight into a terrible storm
which drove us many miles eastward
then
by a very unlucky chance
we were seen and chased by two pirate
ships
our ship was not fast enough to escape
and the pirates caught us
they decided to keep the sailors to help
sail the ship
but they did not need me
i suppose i was lucky they did not kill
me
instead
they left me alone in a small boat in
the middle of the ocean
with only enough food for a few days
while they sailed away
i’m sure the pirates thought i would die
however
i saw land some hours later
and i managed to sail the boat to it
as i stepped out of the boat and walked
up the beach
i noticed that
although the sun had been very hot the
air
suddenly seemed cooler
at first i thought a cloud was passing
over the sun
but when i looked up i saw
to my great astonishment
a large island in the sky
between me and the sun
it was moving towards me
and there were people running around on
it
i waved my arms and shouted as loudly as
possible
help
help
i cried
rescue me
when the island was about a hundred
meters over my head
they let down a seat on a chain
i sat on it
and was pulled up to the island
i had discovered
the flying island of laputa
the putins
are certainly strange looking people
their heads
always turn either to right or left
one of their eyes turns inwards
the other upwards
their main interests are music and
mathematics
they spend so much time thinking about
mathematical problems
that they do not notice what is
happening around them
in fact
rich leputians
employ a servant
whose job is to follow his master
everywhere
the servant warns him if he is going to
step into a hole
and reminds him to reply
if someone speaks to
him i was taken to see the king
but had to wait for at least an hour
while he struggled with a difficult
mathematical question
however
when he had finished he spoke politely
to me
and ordered his servants to show me to a
room
for dinner
they gave me three kinds of meat
a square of beef
a triangle of chicken
and a circle of lamb
even the bread was cut into mathematical
shapes
in the evening
a teacher arrived to help me learn the
language and in a few days
i was able to make conversation with the
island people
laputa
is a circle of land about eight
kilometers across
covered with houses and other buildings
it is moved by a simple machine
which uses magnets to pull the island
closer to land
or push it higher into the sky
the island always moves slowly
it can only fly over the country called
bellnibabi
which belongs to the king of laputa
it is difficult talking to laputans as
they have little interest in anything
except music and mathematics
they are however
very worried about the future of the
earth
the sun
and the stars
and they often discuss this
i heard a conversation about this
shortly before i left laputa
how are you my friend
one man asks another
as well as can be expected
came the reply
and how is the sun do you think
i thought he looked rather feverish this
morning
i’m afraid he’ll get too hot and destroy
himself one day
if he goes on like this
i know
it’s very worrying
and what about the earth
it’s only 30 years until the next
falling star comes this way
and the earth was very nearly destroyed
by the last one
that’s right
we know that the next falling star is
almost certain to get too close to the
sun
and catch fire
and when the earth passes through that
fire
it’ll be destroyed immediately
only 30 years
that’s not much to look forward to is it
and the two men shook their heads sadly
after several months on the island
i asked if i could visit the country
underneath us
the king agreed and ordered his
officials to put me down on bell nibabi
and show me around the capital legato
the most interesting place i saw there
was the university
which was full of very clever men with
very clever ideas
they were all working hard to find
better
faster cheaper
easier ways of doing and making things
they had ideas
for building houses from the roof
downwards
turning rocks into soft material
making rivers run uphill
and saving sunshine in bottles
i cannot remember half of the
astonishingly clever ideas which they
were working on
one day
they told me
they would find the answers to all these
problems
and then their country would be the most
wonderful place in the world
meanwhile
i noticed the people looked hungry and
miserable
their clothes were old and full of holes
their houses were badly built and
falling down
there were no vegetables or corn growing
in the fields
when i visited the school of mathematics
i could not understand why the students
looked so unhappy
what’s the matter young man
i asked one of them
you look quite ill
yes sir
he answered
you see
we’ve only just eaten our lessons for
today
and it’s made us feel
rather sick
eaten them
i repeat it in surprise
why did you do that
oh
that’s the way we learn here sir
he replied
our professors write mathematical
questions and answers on paper
then we eat the paper
after that
we’re only supposed to have bread and
water for three days
while the information moves upwards to
our heads
but it’s awful sir not eating much for
three days
and we often feel sick
up
excuse me sir
and he ran past me out of the room
this highly developed system of teaching
did not seem to be working well
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chapter 11
glob dub drib and lugnag
although the laputans were kind to me
i did not want to spend a long time in
their country
therefore
i decided to travel from belnie baby
to the island of lagnag
from there to japan and then home to
england
but before i went to lagnag
an official i had met in legato
persuaded me to visit the small island
of glob dub drib
you’ll find it a very interesting place
you told me
glub dub drib
means the island of magicians
all the important people there are good
at magic you see
the president is the best magician of
them all
but i must warn you
he has some very strange
they’re all ghosts
by using magic
he can order the ghost of any dead
person
to be his servant for 24 hours
and the ghost must obey
it seemed unbelievable
but it was true
when we arrived on the island
we were invited to the president’s
palace
his servants
certainly looked strange to me
there was a smell of
death about them
when the president no longer needed them
he waved a hand
and they simply disappeared
i visited the president every day during
my stay
and soon got used to seeing the ghosts
one day
the president said gulliver
would you like to call a ghost
it could be anyone
from the beginning of the world up to
the present day
you could ask them questions about their
lives
and you can be sure they’ll tell the
truth
ghosts always do
that’s very kind of you sir i replied
and thought hard for a moment
first i’d like to see alexander the
great please
the president pointed out of the window
there
in a large field
was the ghost of alexander with his huge
army
this famous king lived long ago in
macedonia in northern greece
his kingdom covered many countries
from greece to egypt
from persia to parts of india
but he died very young
when he was only 33
and no one knew why
the president called him into the room
great king
i said to him
just tell me one thing
were you murdered
or did you die naturally
young man he replied
nobody murdered me
i drank too much
and died of a fever
so
in these few words
i had learnt one of the secrets of
history
i turned to the president
and now
may we see
julius caesar and brutus
the two romans took alexander’s place
brutus of course
had killed julius caesar in rome on the
15th of march 44 bc
one of the most famous murders in
history
it is terrible to die by the hand of a
friend
great caesar i said
how do you feel about your murderer
brutus
do not call him that
replied caesar
he is a brave
good man
the best in rome
and he did
the right thing
for rome
by killing me
in death
as in life
he has always been my friend
i cannot remember
how many more ghosts i called to appear
i was very interested in their answers
to my questions
which often seemed to offer a different
view of history
from the one i had been taught at school
however
it was soon time to leave glob dub drib
and sail to lagnag
a much larger island to the southeast of
japan
the lagnagians are polite and generous
people
and i stayed here for three months
i made many friends among them
one day
one of them asked me
have you ever seen any of our strolled
drugs
i don’t think so
i replied
what’s that
well
a strolled brug is a human being who
will never die
but will live forever
if a lug nuggium baby is born with a
round spot above its left eye
which never disappears
it’s a strolledbrag
we have over a thousand of them in the
country
how wonderful i cried
how exciting
how lucky you are in lugnag
where a child has a chance of living
forever
and how especially lucky the strolled
drugs are
disease
disaster and death can never touch them
and imagine how much we can learn from
them
i expect they’re among the most
important people in the country
they’ve lived through history and know
so much
which they’re certain to pass on to the
rest of us
if i had the chance
i’d like to spend my whole life
listening to the intelligent
conversation of these
extraordinary people here in lugnag
well of course
answered my lugnuggian friend with a
smile
we’ll be delighted if you stay longer
with us
but
i’d like to know how you would plan your
life if you were a strolled brugg
oh that’s easy
i replied
first
i’d work hard
and earn a lot of money
in about 200 years
i’d be the richest man in lugnag
i’d study too
so that i knew more about everything and
the cleverest professors
i’d also
write down everything important that
happened over the years
so that students of history would come
to me for help
i’d teach young people what i had
learned
but most of my time
i’d spend with other strong drugs
friends of mine
together
we could help to destroy crime in the
world and begin to build a new and
better life for everyone
i had only just finished describing the
happiness of endless life
when i realized
that my friend’s shoulders were shaking
and tears of laughter were running down
his face
i really must explain
he said you see
you’ve made a very
understandable mistake
you suppose
that if someone lives forever
he is young
healthy
and strong forever too
and that doesn’t happen
our strolled bruggs have a terrible life
after living for about 80 years
they become ill and miserable
they have no friends and they can’t
remember much of the past
at that age the law considers them to be
dead
so their children inherit their houses
and money
then they sometimes have to beg
to get enough food to eat
they lose their teeth and hair
they forget the names of their families
and the only thing they want is to die
but that’s impossible
i realized how stupid i had been
and felt very sorry for the poor
strolled bruggs
i finally left lugnag on a boat sailing
to japan
from there i found a ship which was
returning to england
my voyage to laputa
belnibarbi
glub dubdrib and lugnag
had taken me away from home
for five and a half years
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chapter 12
a voyage to the country of the whoms
it was not long before i started my next
voyage
on the 7th of september
1710
as captain of my own ship this time
the owner of the ship wanted me to sail
to the indian ocean
to do some business for him there
but i was very unlucky
on the way
i had to employ some new sailors from
barbados
but they were men a very bad character
i heard them whispering to the other
sailors several times
but i did not suspect what they were
planning
one morning
as we were sailing around the cape of
good hope
they attacked me
and tied me up
they told me they were going to take
control of the ship
and become pirates
there was nothing i could do
they left me alone
on the beach of a small island
in the middle of the indian ocean
as the ship sailed away
i realized i had no idea where i was
i found a road away from the beach
and walked very quietly and carefully
along
in case i was attacked
several
strange-looking animals were lying in a
field
and some were sitting in a tree
their heads and chests were covered in
hair
and they had beards as well
they walked sometimes on two
and sometimes on four legs
and could climb trees
they were certainly the ugliest animals
i had ever seen in all my travels
when i met one of these creatures on the
road
his face showed great surprise
and he lifted a foot high in the air
i did not know if he was going to attack
me or not
but i hit him hard with the side of my
sword
he screamed so loudly that all the other
animals ran to help him
there were about 40 of them around me
i kept them away by waving my sword in
the air
but their wild cries frightened me
and the horrible smell from their bodies
made me feel sick
suddenly
they all ran away
i noticed that a horse was coming along
the road
so i suppose the animals were afraid of
him
the horse stopped when he saw me
and seemed very surprised
he made several times in a very
intelligent gentle way
and i almost wondered if he was speaking
in his own language
when another horse came along
the two horses walked up and down
together while naying to each other
they seemed like two important people
discussing a difficult problem
i watched this with astonishment
and decided that if the animals in this
country seemed so sensible
the human beings must be the most
intelligent in the world
the two horses then came close to me
looking at my face and clothes with
great interest
they talked to each other again
and then the first horse made clear
signs for me to follow him
he led me to a long low building
inside there were several large airy
rooms with no furniture
other horses were sitting or lying
comfortably on the floor on clean
blankets
but where was the master of the house
were these horses his servants
i began to wonder if i was going mad
then i realized
that the house did not belong to a human
but to the horse who had brought me here
in this country horses
not people were in control
i started learning a little of their
language
their word huinam means a horse
and the word itself sounds very like the
noise a horse makes
i found it very difficult to say this
word
and so i decided to shorten it and call
them who is
their servants were the horrible looking
animals i had seen earlier
they did all the hard work
and lived in dirty little rooms in
another building
where they were tied to the walls
to my horror these ugly animals called
yahoos
had human faces which looked very
similar to mine
i did not want anyone to think i was a
yahoo
so i tried to make it clear that my
habits were very different from theirs
at least
i was allowed to sleep in a separate
room from them
at first
i thought i would die of hunger
as i could not eat the yahoo’s dirty
meat or the who is grass and corn
but i soon learned how to bake little
cakes made of corn which i ate with warm
milk
sometimes i caught a bird and cooked it
or picked leaves of plants to eat with
my bread
my hui master was very interested in me
and as soon as i could speak the
language he asked me to explain where i
had come from
well master
i need
i’ve come from a country on the other
side of the world
and you may not believe this
but in my country
all the important people look like
yahoos
but
how is that possible
he asked gently
you’re who is
surely wouldn’t allow unintelligent
creatures like yahoos
to control the country it may seem
strange i agreed
but you see
i was surprised to find that in this
country the who is
are the sensitive and intelligent
creatures
and if i’m lucky enough to return home
i’ll tell my friends all about it
but
i’m afraid they may accuse me of lying
my master looked quite worried
what is lying yes
in their language there is no word which
means telling lies
and my master had great difficulty in
understanding me
i tried to explain
oh
he answered still unsure
but why does anyone tell a lie
there’s no reason for doing it
we use language in this country
in order to understand each other
and to give and receive information
if you don’t tell the truth
how can people understand each other
i began to see how different hooey life
was from what i was used to
but
tell me
he continued
about your country
i was delighted to describe recent
english history to him especially some
of our most successful wars
but
why does one country attack another he
asked
there are many reasons i replied
a king
or his lords may want more land
or there may be a difference of opinion
between two countries
for example
whether uniform should be black
white red
more grey
sometimes we fight because the enemy’s
too strong
sometimes because he isn’t strong enough
sometimes our neighbors want the things
we have
or have the things we want
so we both fight until they take ours or
give us theirs
we often attack our best friend if we
want some of his land
there’s always a war somewhere
for this reason
being a soldier is one of the best jobs
you can have
a soldier
repeated my master
i’m not quite sure what that is
a soldier is a yahoo who works for his
king and country
his orders are to kill as many people as
he can i answered
people
who’ve never hurt him
asked the hui
that’s right i said pleased that he
seemed to understand at last
soldiers have killed thousands of people
in recent history
you shook his head and looked sad
i think you must be
what was your word
ah yes
lying to me
how could you
and your countrymen
kill so many other yahoos
and why would you want to
i smiled as i replied proudly sir
you don’t know much about european war
with our guns and bullets and gunpowder
we can destroy a thousand ships a
hundred cities and twenty thousand men
you see
be quiet
he ordered
i’ve heard enough
i know yahoos are bad
but i didn’t realize they could possibly
do such terrible things
after these conversations
i began to wonder whether the who is
were right
why do we humans so often fight wars and
tell lies
peace and truth
began to seem more important than making
war or making money
i became more and more used to the who
is ideas and way of life
as the whois did
i hated the yahoos for their dirty
habits and unpleasant character
by the time i had been there a year
i walked and nade like the who is
i felt
such a strong love for them
that i planned to spend the rest of my
life among them
and to try to become more like them
it is a great sadness to me even today
that this was not possible
one day
my huey master said
can you explain something to me
why are the yahoos so violently fond of
those shining stones in the fields
they dig for days to get them out of the
ground
and hide them jealously from other
yahoos
i expect they found pieces of gold or
silver i said
because he did not seem to understand i
added we use them as money to pay for
things you see
how strange he replied
we share everything here
know who he needs
what do you call it
money
perhaps you can imagine how i felt
i knew i could be happy forever with
these sensible gentle creatures who
never lied or stole
in a country which had no disease no
crime
no wars
but this perfect happiness
did not last long
i’m sorry
said my master one day
my friends and i
have decided you can’t stay here any
longer
you see
you’re neither one of us nor a yahoo
no
i cried desperately
don’t send me away
how can i go back to england to live
with those awful yahoos
i’m afraid you must
he replied gently
my servants will help you make a boat
and so
two months later
although i was very sad to leave i said
goodbye to my dear master and his family
and rode away from the land of the who
is
i knew
that i would never find happiness
anywhere else
after several days traveling eastwards
i arrived in australia
and from there managed to find a ship
returning to europe
i did not enjoy the voyage
the sailors all laughed at me because i
walked and nade like a horse
they looked just like those horrible
yahoos and at first i could not let them
touch me or come near me
their ugly faces and unpleasant smell
made me feel quite ill
and when i arrived home in england
after being away for five years
my wife and children were delighted to
see me because they had thought i was
dead
but to my horror
they looked and smelled like yahoos too
and i told them to keep away from me
even now
five years later
i do not let my children get close to me
although i sometimes allow my wife to
sit with me while i eat
i try to accept my countrymen now
but the proud ones who are so full of
their own self-importance
well
they had better not come near me
how sad that people cannot learn from
the who is
i was hoping that perhaps human beings
would change their ways
after reading the stories of my life
with the who is
but they accused me of lying in my book
and now
i realize that people still lie
steal and fight
just as they have always done and
probably will always do
i will say no more
clearly
there is no hope for human beings
i was stupid to think that i could bring
reason and truth into their lives and
thoughts
humans are all yahoos
and yahoos
they will remain
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