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english conversations in daily life
a ham sandwich
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is there anything to eat
i'm not sure
check the refrigerator
what's in the fridge
in the refrigerator there are sausages
bread ham
would you like to eat a ham sandwich
great that sounds delicious
is there any mustard
maybe it's still in the fridge
oh sure it's right here
what else to eat
would you like some potato chips
of course i love them
time for your bath
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it's time for your bath my princess
but mom i don't smell
you should take a bath every day
why is that
with a daily bath
your perspiration odor will be reduced
greatly
i don't
stink if you take a bath you will smell
as pretty as a flower
really
that's right i just bought a bottle of
rose scented shower gel
do you want to try it
yes i'm going to take a shower now
remember to wash your hair too
black screen
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[Applause]
my pc isn't working properly
what exactly do you mean
i just see a black screen
what's the problem
i believe i know since this has happened
previously
can you tell me what occurred before
my hard drive has failed
that's unfortunate
it very certainly is
but i'll check with hp first
are you gonna lose all your files
no i always make a backup of my files
you're so smart
a new hard drive
i took my computer in for repair today
how's it going they informed me i
require a new hard disk
that's unfortunate
how much does a new one cost
it's not too expensive at about 85
what about the installation fee
no i can easily remove and replace my
hard disk
are you sure
it's only a few screws
that's quite good
why should i pay someone else sixty
dollars when i can do it
great if my hard disk fails i'll simply
phone you
your email address
could you please provide your email
address
hello my email address is bluedog123
a blue dog one two three is the answer
are you certain that's all
of course
no it does not that is insufficient
what exactly do you mean
what is your postal address
456 cherry drive pasadena
okay
so
what is the issue
bluedog123
is merely a street name
you must provide me with the city state
and zip code
oh i see
bluedog123
yahoo.com is my email address
time for a nap
i'm going to sleep
please disconnect the phone
okay would you like me to wake you up in
one hour
no thank you
allow me to sleep till i wake up
i'll begin supper at 6 pm
all right i believe i'll be awake by
that time
even if you're not awake the smell of
food will also wake you up
do you mean i'll be able to smell the
meal cooking
you could even have dinner dreams
i don't believe i'll dream of anything
i'm exhausted
take a good nap
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thinking about his funeral
his funeral was emotional
i agree with your opinion
the son gave a touching tribute to his
father
it was also quite long
i believe it lasted approximately 45
minutes
however it made me very emotional
me too i enjoyed it
give a speech similar to that as well
do you believe my funeral will be
attended by anyone
without a doubt
i believe it would be just the family
you have a large number of acquaintances
they'll be there as well
the elephant
oh my goodness what was that noise you
heard
i'm having the flu i sneezed
you sneezed right next to the phone
did you hear what i just said
of course i was aware of that
i
i thought a jet plane collided with your
house
hmm i sneezed very softly
i'll blow my nose for you and see what
happens
alright i'll believe you if you say so
just now i thought there was an elephant
in your house
interesting
comparison excuse me but what did you
say i believe i've lost my hearing
i'm going to blow my nose in the
bathroom
i'll return as soon as possible
you can have some of my friends
i have a lot of friends
you're a sociable person
how many people do you know
i'm not sure maybe a hundred
wow that's a lot of pals
do you have close friends
without a doubt i have a large number of
best buddies
how many
25 i think
interesting
there is only one best friend in my life
i feel so sorry for you
i'm only pals with a few people
i'm sure you're lonely
i'll introduce you to some of my
acquaintances
thank you you're so nice
if you cheat you will die
have you ever lied to me
why would i do something like that
because men always like to cheat on
women
uh some men do but i'm not one of them
i'm keeping an eye on you
i don't have any secrets you know that
if i knew you cheated on me we would
break up immediately
i would never do that because i love you
i'm not a liar or a thief
i will tie you up
i'm not interested in dating anyone
other than you
i'm going to cut off your toes one by
one
please honey forever
you're the only woman for me it's a
guarantee
let's not go out
i do not like hanging out
me too
why don't you like going out
because i would like to stay at home to
read books and study
you're a hard-working student
how about you
i don't like going out because there are
a lot of bad people
even rude people
and drunk people
rude people can be found anywhere
if you met them what would you do
i think i'll choose to scold them
if you yell at them they'll hit you
so staying at home is the best option
fill out the form
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will you have a look at this document
do you have any issues with it
there are some things that i don't
understand
show me the parts you don't understand
here what exactly does mi stand for
the abbreviation mi refers to middle
initial
how about
m m
d d slash y yy
that stands for month day and year
use of numbers
can you explain in more detail
all right if your birthday is january 12
1987 for example
write zero one slash one two slash eight
seven
oh i see
make sure to fill out all the
information on that form
don't miss any part
the animal shelter
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here's that pet shop
let's go and have a look inside
wow look at all the animals
are you going to buy a pet
i'd want to get my son a dog
your son will be delighted
yeah i'm going to get him one of those
small dogs
i also like to have a small dog
they're easy to raise and also do not
consume too much food
do you know which one he prefers
oh sure i took him there the day before
my son showed me the one he thought was
very appealing
are you going to buy it today
yeah my son wanted to take it home the
day before
i'm curious what your son will name the
dog
is it raining
how was the weather today
i'm not sure i just woke up
why don't you go outside and look
okay okay
it doesn't look very nice outside today
i think it's going to rain later
why do you say so
the sky is overcast
is it now raining
and now it's not raining but i think
it's going to rain
how do you know that
the roadway is not wet
i wish it wasn't rainy today
i plan to sunbathe at the beach
you should bring an umbrella
it's so hot
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i can't believe it's so hot today
i've been sweating non-stop
right it's still only the morning
that implies it's going to become hotter
i think we have to turn on the air
conditioner
control the air conditioner here
oh my god it's not working
can you tell me what happened
i'm not sure
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did you call a repairman
i already called the repairman
when will he arrive
he's really busy next week he said
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a snowman
well
winter has really come
do you like winter
yes i enjoy playing in the snow
me too
we built a large snowman last year
what size was it
it stood seven feet tall
how long did you have to build
you took us the entire day
did you give him a nose of course we
stuck a carrot in the middle of his head
for a nose
can i participate in building a snowman
this year
the atm
i'm on my way to the bank
what exactly do you need to do
i need to make a cash withdrawal
how are you going to go about doing that
i'll simply use the atm
what is it
it's an atm automated teller machine
how do you use the atm
first of all put my card in the slot and
enter my pin
okay then choose withdrawal
sure
and it gives you money
it does give me money but
it's my own money
oh really
i assumed it was free money
let's move the blue bin
i need a little help about where to dump
my trash bags
put them in the parking lot dumpster
near the parking spaces
what day do they pick the trash up
trash day is wednesday which is tomorrow
i'll just take it out to the parking lot
dumpster in the morning tomorrow
no you don't
what exactly do you mean
you wake up late every morning and rush
to work
do you think i'll forget
you'll remember but
you'll be too busy to do it
all right i'll take out the trash now
remember to sort the garbage
digital tv
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are you ready
what why be ready
get ready for a big changeover
i don't know what you're talking about
the country is transitioning to digital
tv
i got it
did you purchase the converter
no i don't need a converter because i
purchased a digital television
how much did it cost
a 13 inch screen was just approximately
a hundred and twenty dollars
does it receive digital channels
yes i have six korean channels
but no english
just shoot me
you look so beautiful today
thanks you too
what is it that makes you so happy today
oh i'm always happy and i think everyone
really loves life
have you heard anything about the pilot
you mean the one who stole the little
plane
yes he stole an aircraft in canada and
went into the united states
did they apprehend him
of course he landed on a highway after
two u.s fighter planes pursued him for
an hour
did he crash
no he simply landed and walked to a
nearby restaurant
did the cops know why he flew into the
united states
his life was a mess he was hoping to get
shot down by a fighter plane
crazy indeed
don't be a racist
the police need our assistance in
locating a robber
how do you know that
a bank heist has been reported on the
news
do they have any idea what the thief
looks like
he's six feet tall 200 pounds and has
black hair he's around 30 years old
what race is he
they didn't say anything
the race is no longer talked about on
television
if they talked about race they would be
seen as racists
but how do we recognize someone if we
don't know what race they are
just bear it
then they shouldn't inform us if the
thief is male or female because it would
be sexist
use a tissue
i do not use your sleep to wipe your
nose
but i don't have a tissue
then go to the restroom and look for a
tissue
i didn't have time to go there
but your sleeve is not a tissue
but mom
all my friends wiped their noses with
their sleeves
doing so is not clean
i noticed dad wiping his nose on his
sleeve the other day
i'll speak with your father about it
i'm sure dad used to do it all the time
when he was my age
your father was a fine young man
how do you know that
were you also his mother
two little ones
i'm very worried
about what
i'm about to get married
congratulations that's a joyful thing
why worry
i know but
you know marriage entails a lot of
responsibilities
yes when you have a family you also have
to take care of your wife i also have to
take care of our children
do you intend to start a family
of course we would like to have a boy
and a girl
that sounds fantastic
but we don't have the money
i understand why you're worried
but is it art
what do you think of these pictures
i found the pictures to look normal
nothing outstanding
me too
do you know the price of this painting
i don't know it's probably not too
expensive
no this painting costs 1 million dollars
what are you kidding
no
this is a painting by a famous artist
unbelievable
last week i went to an exhibition i saw
a painting of a jar filled with pencils
but according to the artist the jar was
both full and empty
but it was packed with pencils how could
he claim that it was empty
artists have a unique perspective on the
world
have you ever seen any of picasso's
paintings
certainly he's well known all around the
world
i still can't believe it
in third grade i drew similar artworks
where are they gone they may be worth
millions of dollars
life is for living
what is the point of this
i don't get what you mean
of being alive
i'm not sure we live and then
we're all eventually going to die and be
forgotten
we've got to be here for a reason
maybe you were just here to have a good
time
then why am i not having
fun because you're overthinking it
do you mean i should stop thinking
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stop wondering what the point is
alright i'll think of happy things
all you have to do is be patient the fun
doesn't happen every five minutes
tough choice
beer is a very addictive substance
cigarettes are too
which of the two do you prefer
what exactly do you mean
they will offer you a beer or smokes
when you die and you go to paradise
can i only choose one of the two
of course nothing is perfect even in
heaven
oh that's a tough choice
what's so difficult about it of course i
choose smokes
however smokes taste much better with a
cold beer
well you can't have it all
i'm not sure whether i want to go to
your heaven
patch it or sew it
the front pocket of my jeans has a hole
in it
pens should not be carried in your
yesterday a pen slipped through my
trousers and landed on my shoe
fortunately it wasn't a sharp knife
who keeps a razor sharp knife in their
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of course criminals
in any case i need to repair the hole
you can either stitch it or use an
iron-on patch
please explain this patch to me
the patch contains glue
the hot iron melts the adhesive allowing
the patch to adhere to the garment
that appears to be a lot easier than
sewing
yes it is the adhesive however washes
out after approximately 10 washings
what's so funny
do you have any funny jokes
i'm terrible at remembering jokes
i can't
they pass through one year and
out the other
who comes up with all these joke stories
i'm not sure every day though there must
be a hundred new ones
yes but
only in english
i'm curious whether every language
contains jokes
certainly
people all across the world like funny
jokes
what do you believe people laugh over
the most
i believe the majority of jokes are
about women
oh you're serious
i believe the majority of jokes are
about males
spanish spoken here
you're really fortunate
what makes you say that
you're fluent in two languages
my english isn't great to be sure
no one is fluent in english
perhaps i'll be the first
i've been considering studying
spanish learning in spanish is simple
i'd be delighted to teach you
how much time will it take me to learn
i believe you'll just need a year or two
when can we start
aora i mean right now
it's the only earth we've got
do you know what today is
today's april 22nd
today is not an ordinary day
do you have a birthday or an anniversary
no today's earth day
what is it
it serves as a yearly reminder to care
for our world
oh you mean we should reuse and recycle
everything
of course we must think green save water
and eliminate the use of plastic bags
what about taking shorter showers
that's a smart idea because showers use
a lot of water
from now on i will only shower for 20
minutes or less
no time for rhyme
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poetry is a waste of time
i'm not aware of anyone that enjoys it
however there are some pretty good poems
yeah those poems that rhyme are easy to
remember
like
one two buckle my shoe
although poems are out of favor now
individuals continue to compose poetry
and nobody earns any money doing it
william shakespeare was a poet
did he get wealthy as a result of his
poetry
most likely not
poems are similar to songs
that's correct but songs contain music
songs would be unlistenable if there was
no music to accompany them
dumb and happy
how clever are you
no i'm not too smart i'm just a normal
person have you ever taken an
intelligence test
no i've never done it i just knew that i
received a's and b's in school
i wish i was more intelligent
be a jerk
what exactly do you mean
if you're going to make a wish make it
that you're extremely wealthy or famous
have you ever wondered what it's like to
be a super smart person
must be very lonely
why do you say that
because no one understands what you're
saying if you're super smart
live from nbc4
i missed the tv news last night
were there any events yesterday
nothing
new what will the weather be like this
weekend
i'm not sure i change channels whenever
the weather is on
what's the most prominent news in the
newsletter
a famous actress was arrested for
driving without a license
anything else
a certain actor married a woman who was
young enough to be his daughter
oh it's all about showbiz any other news
in a store a bull pursued a guy
wasn't there any mention of octomom
obviously she plans to employ a
babysitter to care for her eight infants
life after death
what do you think about death
it's just a normal law of the universe
i mean will you be buried or cremated
my wife and i are going to be cremated
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will you be buried next to each other
no our ashes will be scattered in the
sea
are you sure you don't want to be buried
a coffin is both expensive and takes up
too much room
yes but it'll be at a cemetery where
your children will be able to pay their
respects
the children rarely pay their respects
to their parents in a cemetery
i think so too
a cemetery is for the dead
not for the living
we believe our sons would come to see us
anytime they go to the beach
wipe your feet
you were barefoot right
yes but i wiped my feet
what are those muddy footprints on the
floor
i'm not sure it's not my footprint
well who has not washed their feet and
entered the house
here look at my feet they're so clean
that's right it's clean because you've
wiped your feet on this mat
all right i'll go fetch the vacuum
cleaner
don't vacuum it now
do you really want me to clean up the
mud
wait for it to dry vacuuming will be
easy
i'll be more cautious next time
mother's day
what are you gifting your mother
why give mom a gift
did you forget mother's day is on sunday
is it this sunday
sure
oh my god i thought it was next sunday
it's best to prepare gifts now
i'm going to make her a lovely card
is that all
of course
your mother raised you and all you give
her is a card
gifts don't matter my mom knows that i
love her
a new flag
i dislike our national flag
why do you say so
it's too similar to other flags
many flags have stripes
a flag should be visually appealing
how should our flag look
it should feature a beautiful woman
are you kidding
you don't like attractive women
of course i do however not on our flag
every country's flag should include a
beautiful woman
you can't go to battle with a flag that
has a lady on it
work up an appetite
today is a busy morning
what exactly did you do
i watered every plant
do you plant a lot of
trees that's right then i washed clothes
it's quite time consuming
i went for a stroll with the dog
i'm sure he had a good time on his walk
i did a thorough cleaning of the entire
house
you're really hard working
after that i cooked lunch
i'm sure you were very hungry at that
time
dialing for a dollar
my house phone does not have long
distance service
how do you make long distance phone
calls
i have a business card
from whence did you acquire that
i buy them at the post office
how much does it cost
a one dollar for 100 minutes
it's just a cent per minute
it's a fantastic deal however
you must call a large number of numbers
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how many
first you call seven digits then ten and
then 10 more
oh no i believe i'll maintain my long
distance service
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日常生活中的英语对话
火腿三明治
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] 有什么可以吃的
我不确定
检查冰箱 冰箱里有
什么
冰箱里有香肠
面包
火腿 你想吃
火腿三明治吗 听起来不错
好吃 有芥末
吗 可能还在冰箱里 哦肯定就在这儿 还有什么可以吃
的 你要一些
薯片 当然我喜欢它们
你洗澡的时间
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] 是你洗澡的时间 我的公主
但妈妈我不 没有味道
你应该
每天洗澡为什么每天洗澡
你的汗味会大大减少
我不
臭如果你洗澡你会闻起来
像花一样漂亮
真的
是我刚买了一瓶
玫瑰香味沐浴露
你想试试吗
是的我要去洗澡现在
记得洗头太
黑屏
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[鼓掌]
我的电脑不能正常工作
你到底是什么意思
我只是看到一个 黑屏
是什么p 问题
我相信我知道，因为以前发生过这种情况，
你能告诉我在
我的硬盘驱动器发生故障之前发生了什么
，这很不幸
，
但我会先与惠普核实，
你会丢失所有文件吗？
不，我总是备份 我的文件
你真聪明
一个新的硬盘
我今天把我的电脑送去修理
进展如何 他们告诉我我
需要一个新的
硬盘 很不幸
一个新的要多少钱
它不太贵 大约 85
怎么样 安装费
不 我可以很容易地卸下和更换我的
硬盘 你确定
它只是几个螺丝
就很好了
为什么我要付给别人 60
美元
如果我的硬盘坏了我可以做得很好 我会
打电话给你
你的电子邮件 地址
你能提供你的电子邮件地址吗
你好 我的电子邮件地址是 bluedog123
一只蓝狗 一二三是
答案 你确定
那当然是
不 它不 那是不够的
你到底是什么意思
我是什么意思 s 你的邮政地址
456 cherry drive pasadena
好的
那么问题是什么
bluedog123
只是一个街道名称
你必须向我提供城市状态
和邮政编码
哦我明白了
bluedog123
yahoo.com 是我的电子邮件地址
午睡时间
我要去 睡觉
请拔掉电话
好吗你想让我在一小时内叫醒你
不谢谢你
让我睡到我醒来
我会在下午6点开始吃晚饭
好吧我相信我到
那个时候
会醒 如果你不醒，食物的味道
也会把你吵醒
你是说我能闻到
做饭的味道
你甚至可以做晚餐梦
我不相信我会做任何
我筋疲力尽的梦
午睡
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想着他的葬礼
他的葬礼很情绪化
我同意你的
观点 儿子向他的父亲表达了感人的敬意
它也很长
我相信它持续了大约 45
分钟
但是它让我非常情绪化
我也很喜欢 它也
发表了类似的演讲
你相信任何人都会参加我的葬礼
毫无疑问
我相信只有家人
你有很多熟人
他们也会在那里
流感 我打了喷嚏
你就在电话旁边打喷嚏
你听到我刚才说的话 我
当然知道
ii 以为一架喷气式飞机撞到了你的
房子
好吧，如果你刚才这么说，我会相信你，
我还以为
你家里有一头大象，
有趣的
比较对不起，但你
说什么，我相信我已经失去了听力，
我要在浴室里擤鼻涕
我 我会尽快回来
你可以有我的一些朋友
我有很多朋友
你是一个善于交际的人
你认识多少人
我不确定也许有一百个
哇
你有很多朋友 朋友们
毫无疑问我有很多
最好的b uddies
多少
25 我觉得
很有趣
我的生命中只有一个最好的朋友
我为你感到难过
你真好，
如果你出轨，你会死
的，你有没有骗过我，
我为什么要那样做，
因为男人总是喜欢欺骗
女人，
呃，有些男人会，但我不是他们中的
一员，我保持着 看着你
我没有任何秘密你知道
如果我知道你欺骗了我我们会
立即分手
我永远不会那样因为我爱你
我不是骗子或小偷
我会把你绑起来
我 我对和你以外的任何人约会不感兴趣
我要一个接一个地切断你的脚趾，
亲爱的，永远
你是我唯一的女人这是
保证
我们不要
出去我也不喜欢和
我一起出去
为什么不 你喜欢出去是
因为我想呆在家里
看书学习
你是一个勤奋的学生
你怎么样
我不喜欢 我出去是因为
有很多坏人，
甚至粗鲁的
人和醉酒的人
粗鲁的人随处可见
如果你遇到他们你会怎么做
我想我会选择骂他们
如果你对他们大喊大叫他们会打你
所以呆在家里是最好的选择
填写表格
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你会看一下这个文件
你有什么问题吗
有一些我不
明白
的地方 在这里告诉我你不明白的部分
mi 究竟代表
什么缩写 mi 指的是中间
首字母
mmdd 斜线 y
yy 代表月份和年份
数字的使用
你能更详细地解释
一下吗 如果你的生日是 1987 年 1 月 12
日 例如
写零一个斜线 一二斜八七
哦我明白
了一定要填写
表格上的所有信息
不要错过任何
部分动物收容所
[音乐]
这里是宠物店
让我们进去看看
哇看看所有的动物
是你 我要买宠物
不给我儿子养一只狗，
你儿子会很高兴
是的，我要给他
养一只小狗
他更喜欢哪一个
哦，当然我在
儿子给我看的前一天带他去了他认为
很吸引人
的那个，你今天要买
吗是的，我儿子想在前一天把它带回家
我很好奇你儿子会怎么做
给狗起个名字 下雨
了 今天天气怎么样
我不确定我刚醒来
你为什么不出去看看
好吧 好吧
今天外面看起来不太好
我想以后会下雨
你为什么 这么说
天空是阴天
现在是
下雨现在不下雨但我
想会下雨
你怎么
知道马路不湿
我希望今天不下雨
我打算去海滩晒日光浴
你应该带 一把
雨伞好热
[音乐
] 不敢相信今天这么热
我一直在不停地出汗
对吧 仍然只是早上
，这意味着它会变得更热
我想我们必须打开空调
控制这里的空调
哦我的上帝它不工作
你能告诉我发生了什么
我不确定
[音乐
]你打电话 修理工
我已经打电话给修理工
他什么时候到
他下周真的很忙他说
[音乐]
一个雪人
嗯
冬天真的来了
你喜欢冬天吗
是的我喜欢在雪地里玩
我也很喜欢
我们去年堆了一个大雪人
多大 是不是
它有 7 英尺高
你要堆多长时间
你花了我们一
整天 你给了他一个鼻子 当然 我们
在他的头中间插了一根胡萝卜 是
为了一个鼻子 今年
我可以参加堆雪人吗
自动取款机 我在去银行的路上 你到底需要做什么 我需要提取现金 你打算怎么做 那我就用自动取款机 这是什么 这是一台自动取款机
你是怎么使用
atm的 我把我的卡放在插槽里，
输入我的密码，
然后选择提款
确定
，它给你钱
它确实给了我钱，
但这是我自己的钱
哦，真的
我以为是免费的钱
让我们移动蓝色垃圾箱
我需要一点帮助 在哪里倾倒
我的垃圾袋
把它们放在停车场
附近的停车场垃圾箱
他们是哪一天捡垃圾
垃圾日是星期三 明天是
我明天早上把它带到停车场的
垃圾箱
不 你
到底是什么意思
你每天早上起床晚了然后赶去
上班
你认为我会忘记
你会记得但
你太忙没时间做
这件事我会倒垃圾现在
记得 分类垃圾
数字电视
[音乐
] 你准备好了吗
为什么
准备好迎接大
转变 不需要转换器，因为我
购买了数字电话 evision
一个 13 英寸的屏幕花了多少钱才大约 120
美元
它是否接收数字频道
是的，我有六个韩国频道，
但没有英语，
只是拍摄我，
你今天看起来很漂亮，
谢谢
你是什么让你如此 今天
很高兴哦，我总是很高兴，我想每个人都
真的热爱生活
你听说过任何关于飞行员的事情
吗？你是说那个偷了小
飞机的人
是的，他在加拿大偷了一架飞机并
进入美国
他们当然逮捕了
他 在两架美国战斗机追了他一个小时后，他降落在高速公路上
他是否
坠毁
不 他只是降落并走到
附近的一家
餐馆 警察知道他为什么
飞到美国吗
他的生活一团糟 他希望被
枪杀 被战斗机击落
疯了 确实
不要成为
种族主义者 警方需要我们协助
寻找强盗
你怎么知道新闻
报道了银行抢劫案
他们知道这是什么吗 ief
看起来像
他 6 英尺高 200 磅并且有
一头黑头发 他大约 30 岁
他是什么种族
他们什么都没说
电视上不再谈论
种族 如果他们谈论种族 他们会被
视为种族主义者
但是如何 如果我们
不知道某人是什么种族，
我们会认出他们吗
我没有纸巾
然后去洗手间找
纸巾
我没时间去那里
但是你的袖子不是纸巾
但是妈妈
我所有的朋友都用袖子擦鼻子
这样做不干净
我 前几天注意到爸爸用袖子擦鼻子
我会和你父亲谈谈这件事
我敢肯定爸爸在我这个年纪的时候经常这样做
你父亲是一个很好的年轻人
你怎么知道那
是 你还有他妈妈
两个小孩
我很担心
我的事 t 结婚
恭喜 这是一件快乐的事
为什么担心
我知道 但
你知道婚姻需要很多
责任
是的 当你有一个家庭 你也
必须照顾你的妻子 我也必须
照顾我们的孩子
你打算 开始一个
家庭当然我们想要一个男孩
和一个
女孩听起来很棒
但我们没有钱
我理解你为什么担心
但它是艺术
你
觉得这些照片怎么样 正常
没什么出众的
我也
知道 你知道这幅画的价格
我不知道 它可能不太贵
不 这幅画要 100 万美元
你在开玩笑
不
这是一位著名艺术家的画
难以置信
上周我去了一个 展览我看到
了一幅装满铅笔的罐子的画，
但根据艺术家的说法，罐子
既满又空，
但里面装满了铅笔，
他怎么能说它是空的，
艺术家对世界有独特的看法
你有没有看过毕加索的任何画作
他在世界各地都很有名
我仍然不敢相信
在三年级我画了类似的艺术作品
它们去了哪里它们可能价值
数百万美元
生命是为了生活有
什么意义
我不明白你
活着
是什么意思 一个美好的
时光
那么为什么我不
开心因为你想多
了
不会每五分钟发生一次
艰难的选择
啤酒是一种非常容易上瘾的物质
香烟也是
你更喜欢两者中的
哪
一个
两者
之一当然没有什么是完美的 t 即使在
天堂
哦，这是一个艰难的选择，
这有什么难的当然我
选择烟，
但是烟和冰镇啤酒味道更好，
你不能拥有它
我不确定我是否想去
你的天堂
补丁 它或缝制它
我牛仔裤的前口袋有一个洞
昨天你的
口袋里不应该携带笔 他们的
口袋
[音乐
] 当然是罪犯
在任何情况下我都需要修复这个洞
你可以缝合它或使用
熨烫贴片
请向我解释这个贴片
贴片含有
胶水 热铁熔化粘合剂
使贴片粘附 衣服
看起来比
缝制
容易得多
瓯
另一个想出所有这些笑话故事的人
我不确定每天都有
一百个新故事
是的但
只有英语
我很好奇每种语言是否都
包含笑话
当然
全世界的人都喜欢有趣的
笑话 你认为人们笑得最多吗
我相信大多数笑话都是
关于女性的
哦
你是认真的 语言
我的英语不是很好 确定
没有人会说流利的英语
也许我会是第一个
学习
我相信你只需要一两年
我们什么时候可以开始
aora我的意思是现在
它是我们唯一拥有的地球
你知道今天是什么
今天的4月22日
今天不是一个普通的日子
你有生日吗 或
周年纪念日 是的地球日
它是什么作为每年提醒我们
关心我们的世界
哦，你的意思是我们应该重复使用和回收
一切当然我们必须考虑绿色节约用水
并消除塑料袋的使用
如何缩短淋浴时间
，这是一个聪明的主意 因为
从现在开始淋浴会消耗大量水我只会淋浴20
分钟或更短
时间没有时间押韵
[音乐]
诗歌是浪费时间
我不知道有人喜欢它
但是有一些很好的诗
是的 那些押韵的诗很容易
记住，
就像
一两个扣我的鞋
虽然诗已经不受欢迎了，现在
人们继续写诗
，没有人赚钱这样做
威廉·莎士比亚是一位诗人
，他是否因为他的诗而变得富有？
不是
诗歌与
正确的歌曲相似但歌曲包含音乐
如果没有音乐陪伴歌曲将无法听歌
愚蠢和快乐
你有多聪明
不我不是太聪明我只是一个
普通人 你有没有参加过
智力测试
不 我从来没有做过 我只知道我
在学校得过 a 和 b
我希望我更聪明
如果你要许愿你到底是什么意思
让你变得非常富有或出名
你有没有想过
成为一个超级聪明的人
是什么感觉 一定很孤独
为什么你这么说
因为
如果你是超级聪明的人 没有人明白你在说什么
从 nbc4 直播
我昨晚错过了电视新闻
昨天有什么活动
吗 没有什么新鲜事 这个周末的天气会怎样
我不确定
只要天气好我就
换
频道 没有执照
其他什么
某个演员娶了一个
年轻到可以做他女儿的女人
哦，这都是关于娱乐圈
的 商店里的任何其他新闻 一头公牛追求一个
男人 没有
提到奥克托姆 显然她打算就业 oy 一个
保姆来照顾她的八个婴儿
死后的生活
你怎么看死亡
这只是宇宙的正常法则
我的意思是你会被埋葬还是火化
我的妻子我将被火化
[音乐]
你会被埋葬吗 挨着
不 我们的骨灰会撒在
海里 你确定你不想
被埋 棺材既贵又
占空间
为了表达他们的
敬意，孩子们很少
在墓地里向他们的父母致敬，
我
认为墓地也是为死者
而不是
为生者准备的 赤脚 对
是 但我擦了脚
地板上那些泥泞的脚印是什么
我不确定是不是我的脚印
不好 谁没有洗脚
进了
房子 看看我的脚 很
干净 对 很干净 因为你已经
擦掉了你的 脚踩在这个垫子上
好吧 我去拿
吸尘器 现在不要吸尘
你真的要我清理
泥土
等它变干 吸尘会很
容易
下次母亲节我会更加小心
什么 你在
给你妈妈送礼物吗为什么给妈妈
礼物你忘了母亲节是星期天
是不是这个
星期天哦我的上帝我以为是下个星期天
最好准备礼物现在
我要给她做一张可爱的卡片
是
当然，
你妈妈养大了你，你给
她的只是一张卡片
礼物没关系我妈妈知道我
爱
她一面新国旗
我不喜欢我们的国旗
你为什么这么
说它和其他国旗太相似了
很多国旗都有条纹
一面国旗应该在视觉上
吸引人 与有一位女士的旗帜战斗
胃口大了
今天早上很忙
你到底做了什么
我
给每株植物浇水 你种了很多
树吗 对了 然后我洗了衣服
很费时间
我和狗一起去散步
我确定他有 散步的好时光
我彻底打扫了整个
房子
你真的很努力
在那之后我做了午餐
我敢肯定你当时很饿
拨打一美元
我家的电话没有
长途服务
您如何拨打长途电话
拨打大量号码
[音乐]
先拨多少
个七位数 然后十个 再拨十个
哦不 我相信我会保持我的
长途服务
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