Learn English and laugh He is Me and I am You


good morning

oh and in case i don't see you good

afternoon good evening and good night

may i help you we'll be asking the

questions old man

who are you you no not me you yes i am

you

just answer the damn questions who are

you i have told you

are you deaf no you is blind i'm not

blind you blind that's just what i just

said you just said what i did not say

what i said you that's what i'm asking

you and you is answering

shut up you yes not you him what's your

name

me yes you i am me he's me and i'm you

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may i help you we'll be asking the

questions old man

who are you you no not me you yes i am

you

just answer the damn questions who are

you i have told you

are you deaf no you is blind i'm not

blind you blind that is what i just

said you just said what i did not say

what i said you that's what i'm asking

you and you is i'm sorry

shut up you yes not you him what's your

name

me yes you i am me he's me and i'm you

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old old

we'll be asking the questions old man an

old man

an old man an old woman

an old woman

a young man a young man

a young woman a young woman

deaf deaf are you deaf are you deaf

john is deaf john is deaf

he can't hear he can't hear

blind blind

you is blind you is blind i'm not blind

you blind

i'm not blind you blind kate is blind

kate is blind she can't see

she can't see

shut up shut up may i help you

may i help you

offering help

may i help you is more polite and is

used for formal situations whereas can i

help you

is used for informal situations the

difference between the two expressions

is that one is more polite than the

other

in informal context it's perfectly

acceptable to use can i help you

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you

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早上

好哦,如果我没有看到你,

下午好,晚上好,晚安,

我可以帮助你吗?我们会问这些

问题,老人

你是

谁 你是

不是我告诉过

你你是聋子不你是瞎子我不是

瞎子你瞎了这就是我刚刚

说的你只是说了我没说

我说的你这就是我在问

你而你正在回答

闭嘴 起来你是不是你他什么

名字

只是回答该死的问题

你是谁我告诉过

你你是聋子不你是瞎子我不是

瞎子你瞎了这就是我刚才

说的你只是说了我没有说

我说的你这就是我要问的

你和你是对不起

闭嘴你是不是你他你叫什么

名字

我是你我是我他是我我是你

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老老我们会问 que stions 老人 一个老人

一个老男人 一个老女人

一个老女人

一个年轻人 一个年轻人

一个年轻女人 一个年轻女人

聋了 你聋了 你聋了吗

约翰是聋的 约翰是聋的

他听不见 他不能 听到

瞎眼瞎

你瞎了你瞎了我不是瞎了

你瞎了

我不是瞎了你瞎了凯特是瞎了

凯特是瞎了她看不见

她看不见

闭嘴闭嘴我可以帮助你吗

我可以帮助 you

provide help

may i help you 更有礼貌,

用于正式场合,而 can i

help

you 用于非正式场合

这两种表达方式之间的区别在于,在非正式场合

中,一种比另一种更有礼貌

,完全

可以使用 can 我帮你

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