horrible weather I hate it when it rains
so what are we going to do today it's a
perfect day for tidying up I enjoy
putting the house in order when the
weather is bad I mean by the way look at
the mess we don't often get a chance to
clean up together you're joking right
I hate cleaning the house don't you have
any better ideas and just a little bit
of tidying up anyway it was just an idea
and not a bad idea at that in my opinion
sorry that idea is bad what else do you
suggest personally I enjoy doing
something more exciting than vacuuming
and doing the dusting why do we play
game what kind of game how about playing
card no I hate playing cards so boring
let's see what's on TV cartoons soap
operas political talk shows there's
nothing interesting on I like walking in
the rain why don't we take a walk to the
new bakery in Piccadilly what'd you say
are you crazy it's raining out well you
know what the traffic's like when it
rains I certainly don't want to get
stuck in a traffic jam on a Sunday well
that happens every day when I Drive to
work and when I drive back home ok so
what shall we do
if you want I can read your fortunes
using the tarot cards aren't you
interested in what the future hall
that's your favorite hobby
no thanks Alice let's not think about
the future I prefer the future to remain
a mystery well I prefer to be prepared
if something is going to happen I don't
like surprises so sit here I'll tell you
who you are and what your future holds
you know what I like to do one days like
this nothing totally relaxing doing
nothing I agree with you jack
total relaxation now that's a great idea
and maybe eating something nice and
tasty huh and why don't you prepare us
one of your lovely lunches wait guys you
don't want to go out you hate cleaning
the house you don't like playing games
so in other words you want to do nothing
well I have to cook and you know what I
say I also enjoy doing nothing that's
what I'm going to do watch out - couch
here I come yeah I see you're very shy
and sweet tempered yet you are somewhat
moody and sometimes it seems you prefer
to stay by yourself yeah that's right
sometimes I enjoy solitude just me and
my thoughts yes indeed I say that you
are worried about something
that's not clear I think it has
something to do with a boy or or or
maybe it has something to do with your
job yes maybe you are going to get a new
job Wow
definitely I like the second options
much better but I don't know actually
this card means that love troubles are
on their way sorry Peter
but I see the shadow of another boy in
your sharings heart
don't be silly Alice tell me more about
this job instead okay if you like so you
are very careful in your work even if it
seems you don't like it that much yeah
that's right I like doing things right
if I can't work well I prefer doing
nothing at all what's more I'm very
punctual I hate being late yes and you
are also very modest thanks Alice well
actually I can't stand people who show
us they make me uneasy your tarot cards
seem to know me very well well you know
tarot cards never lie that's why I want
to investigate more about this
mysterious boy come on darling they
don't they're not always right are they
yes they are I swear it they always tell
the truth
oh come on girls stop it how can you
spend the whole afternoon talking
nonsense why don't we do something more
interesting why do we all stop doing
nothing and go out look it is just
stopped raining
how about strolling in the park yeah
that's a great idea let's go hello this
is Anne Baxter from Red Bear publishing
I'm looking for accommodation for an
American writer and his agent they're
coming to London in two weeks time um
could you tell me a little bit about
your hotel please
um our clients are used to the very best
and um do you also have a swimming pool
at a sauna great and as far as
entertainment is concerned do you have a
lounge with live music could you hold a
moment please Sharon stop humming please
I can't hear anything um okay well thank
you very much for your help I'll let you
know as soon as possible right good bye
what are you doing in my boss asked me
to booked rooms for two of our most
demanding clients they would like a
quiet hotel near our publishing house oh
and of course with all the creature
comforts so I'm making a few telephone
calls and listen to this sound for a
moment it's Ray Charles's last recording
it's fantastic
I've got a lot to do Sharon just for one
minute Ann come on I'm afraid I can't
now but why don't you go over to Alice's
she's having a shower you know when
Alice gets in the bathroom she takes at
least two hours well do whatever you
want just please get out of this room
and what's the matter today why are you
treating you so badly
that's enough Sharon I know everything
about it
everything about what that you've got a
lover I love her are you going crazy and
don't try and pretend with me Sharon and
I call you a friend but it's the truth
and who is my romantic lover by the way
you know I'm talking about Jack Jack
what are you talking about the
photograph the one where you and Jack
are kissing do not we think so you tell
me no a picture says more than a
thousand words that photo is from three
years ago we were engaged for what
but you and Jack were engaged I know I
know
I wanted to avoid stupid gossip and also
because a fever so now you're telling me
well I can't believe it I know I didn't
want to hurt your feelings
see now you're angry with me that's why
when you're right Shannon I am mad at
you and now I look like a fool sorry and
really what's going on Alice
come on let's go see what's happening
why are you screaming my hair it looks
your hair is green okay
imagine this I'm washing my hair whoa
coloring my hair actually I would have
changed my look my mobile rings it's Tom
he's telling me all about this great
party yesterday evening I'm listening to
his story and I don't realize the time
flies it's always the same old story
Alice
anyways green suits you
it looks very conventional it very
unique just like you well Alice don't be
offended but you look like well why
don't you call a hairdressers and make
an appointment and in future try to
avoid taking keep your look good morning
everybody can I ask you a question
yesterday evening I can't listen now
I've got to get to work I have a meeting
at 9:30 with my editor and I'm late but
I only need a minute it's important
nothing is more important than this
meeting if I arrive late my boss will
kill me ring me later if you want
bye-bye great Alice Alice can I ask you
a question
yesterday thank Jack I can't I'm really
sorry but I have to get going too but
you never leave before 11:00 in the
morning and why are you in such a hurry
today I'm starting a new yoga course
this morning my horoscope says I have to
do some exercise well if your horoscope
says so anyway I only need a set no jack
my teacher told me not to be late you
can give me a call later
Alice wait it's important what a bunch
of nuts what are what my hand look what
a day I'm exhausted
me too Oh me 160 well we can make a
sandwich that's about it
the fridge is practically empty dad that
you who's that
okay hi everybody this is my aunt
Karolina she came all the way from
Bologna to see me she'd like to see how
are you getting along good evening jack
why didn't you say again I should clean
up nice everybody was in such a hurry
this morning I tried to telephone you
but your mobile was up and Alice's
mobile just rang and rang
I imagine you left it at home again as
usual
Alice well I guess so
good evening it's a pleasure to me well
well holy girlie
so you are honest and it's the
interesting one of the house and you are
and the housekeeper thoroughly come on
inherently there's only joking right
well yes it's usually tidy it's still
very charming thank you when I offer you
something would you like to have a glass
of wine maybe yes thank you on board
Alice could you get a bottle of wine
please
there isn't any wine and it isn't any
wine
there isn't any beer we have to do the
shopping I'm terribly sorry
it's not usually like this but today it
was very busy do you know what let's do
it out for dinner what do you say and
here I'll eat it that sounds good to me
excuse me do you pull out just like that
maybe you should get cleaned up a bit
yeah you're absolutely right let's get
ready to go out on the town we must
appeal a question Jack of course earlier
shoot do you really think it's such a
good idea to live together with all
these women Alice what are you going to
do today I don't know why I'm going to
do some shopping
for this evening do you like to come
along
I'd like to make dinner
Jack's arms tell us about the fight
Sharon eat
my lesson is it three I don't know what
time I finish don't worry I'm going to
do some work I don't think I'll finish
before five so what'd you say okay but
only if you loan me your Red Hat okay
I'll lend you the Hat but be careful if
you lose it I'll get very angry good
morning this is that really what are you
talking about we're deciding what we're
going to do today how are you going to
spend your day
I think I'm go for a walk in the city
center maybe do a little shopping oh I
think it's going to rain just look at
those plans hi guys
IOT I'm on my way out
sure aren't you going to have breakfast
oh I can't auntie I'm meeting a Japanese
client if I get there late my boss will
have a fifth can't go on an empty
stomach
oh don't worry I'll have something to
eat at lunch
oh wait Jack I'll come with you so we'll
see each other at 5:00 don't forget I'm
worried about Jack he's so thin maybe he
isn't eating enough oh he won't starve
if he misses breakfast he seemed so
rundown and so distracted he's always
thinking about something else maybe he's
in love excuse me a moment I'll get back
Darren this is Jeff's at Carolina it's a
pleasure to meet you I'm sure
I live next door another woman and a
very pretty I might add let me guess
you're Jack's friend - who knows why my
nephew prefers female friends excuse me
I have to go
Sharon why don't you stay you can get to
know each other better Shannon I'm a
little worried about Jack is so
distracted these days maybe there's
something you know I don't me I don't
know anything really it's strange I know
his work is going very well maybe
there's a woman in the picture listen
I'm very sorry as I told you I don't
know anything about it no I really must
get going okay okay
what's the matter Sharon you look a
little upset I'm fine just just a little
tired that's all listen Sharon you seem
like such a nice girl may I ask you a
favor
certainly go right ahead you know I'm
going to leave in a few days when I
leave will you take care of Jack it
would make me feel so much better I
don't know I don't know if I can do that
do I not I'm not really the right person
and I'm also engaged to Peter We Live
Together
engaged
that's strange why do you say that
because love is joyful my girl and you
seem well you seem so
you're very beautiful this evening come
on would you like a nice big tooth hater
are you crazy what's the special
occasion I'm so happy
violated but you'll never like what's
happened do you remember that famous
director who was at my performance what
did he look like you know that tall
well-dressed man about 50 years old he
looked like Clark Gable oh yes now I
remember well he said he wanted to
direct a musical in Japan yes and so
what and he said he wanted me to do an
audition yes I can't stand the suspense
Oh what about him well today I
auditioned and listened to this end he
wants me to go with him to Japan I'm so
happy for you
now tell me everything what was the
audition like I was very nervous at
first he asked me to sing and then he
asked me to act like a snob you know
they're putting on my fair lady and
they're looking for an actor to play the
professor of pronunciation remember this
professor transforms a simple flower
girl into a high-society star oh wow you
are perfect for the part but you like
wearing fancy scarves you enjoy using a
superior tone of voice and are you going
to move to Japan of course
I'm so excited about the idea of living
there I wonder what it will be like what
does Shirin think about all this well
she doesn't know yet you know she's so
Moony I need to find the right words
anyways
all I can think about now is celebrating
do you want to go dancing
but you hate dancing Peeta I know but I
want to be crazy tonight put on your
best dress I want you to look like so
feel the ring what's happening here
you're kissing each other
Alice now hold on
I'm leaving for Japan for Japan what are
you going to do in Japan I'm gonna act
in a great musical my fair lady that's
amazing and when are you going to leave
I don't really know yet I think we're
going to leave in two or three weeks at
the most
and what - Sharon think about this
Sharon Sharon all you want to know about
is Sharon I imagine she'll be very
pleased to come with me at any rate it's
time to party we're going dancing would
you like to join us dancing why aren't
you always like this going to Japan is
making you much more fun hi everybody
wow I'm really pleased to see everyone
dressing up like this for me haha
you'd like to be the center of attention
wouldn't you well of course and that
color really suits you and Alice made up
like that you look much older what's
happening anyway why are you all so
elegant did I forget something
no Jack we're going out to celebrate
with Peter he's going to play a role in
musical and he's moving to Japan to
Japan
what does Sharon think about all this
she doesn't know anyway according to
Peter she'll be ecstatic about the idea
of moving to Japan moving to Japan
what does Sharon have to do with Peters
musical anyway wait how it is jack when
two people are together they make
changes together and anyway why do you
care if Peter and Sharon move I don't
care but I really don't think that
Sharon is going to be happy about moving
to Japan that's what you think well of
course I could be wrong in any case it's
useless to make guesses hey Jack do you
want to come with us
not really don't tell Peter I'm sorry
but I don't really feel like celebrating
tonight well you don't know what you're
missing say
yes sure okay four o'clock is fine I'll
see you later bye who are you speaking
to sharing to the museum I sent my CV to
I'm going to have an interview this
afternoon ah great but I really don't
understand why you're in such a rush to
find a job you know very well I don't
enjoy being a tour guide now let's get
back to us where were you last night
you didn't get home until three in the
morning I was out with an analysis
listen Sharon I have to tell you
something very important what's the
matter Peter is something wrong well not
really wrong but yesterday remember when
I was waiting for you outside the gym
you saw that director didn't you the one
who wants to put on a musical Japan yes
that's the one
well he asked me to audition and well we
had a meeting and the audition went very
well it's a shame you weren't there I
was fantastic let me tell you what
happened firstly when I arrived they
were rehearsing the first scene of my
fair lady a girl was selling flowers in
the street the people were passing by
without noticing her two men were
watching the scene laughing all the
while but then I sat down because I
didn't want to interrupt anything after
that all the Sun the director noticed me
he called out to me and asked me to play
one of the roles and here comes the best
part
finally while I was singing he
interrupted me and he shouted good night
my boy
the part is yours can you believe it's
Aaron I got the leading part I'm really
happy for you Peter you should be happy
for both of us why is that because we're
gonna leave for Japan in two or three
weeks at the most
you'll come with me won't you Sharon
Japan but but how this is such a
surprise I I don't know Peter I
certainly wasn't expecting this what's
the problem a change will do us both
good what's keeping you here you don't
seem happy with your work that's true I
wanted to change but I certainly wasn't
expecting this this is so sudden I'm
completely confused where mm-hmm
it's that smell what are you cooking I'm
cooking roast beef Wow I'm starving
you know like sweet and I was thinking
about you today about how you take care
of Alison me you are fantastic
that's something I've been wanting to
tell you for a long time making fun of
me but it's true and what's the matter
why are you so nervous today I know
everything jack I know all about you and
Chad and what is it exactly that you
know you had a relationship many years
ago that maybe you often in love with
and how did you find this out I was
tidying up in the living room the night
of peter's performance when I saw your
jacket and I was taking it to your room
when something fell out it was a photo a
very meaningful photo you were kissing
her so I expect to share and what did
she say she told me everything
tell me the truth jack are you still in
love with her well I have to admit that
seeing her makes me feel what about me I
thought I thought there was something
special between us and there is and I
care very much about you
but what oh I thought we were just
friends okay joke I understand
wait and I didn't mean to hurt your
feelings
it doesn't matter jack just remember
Sharon is going to Japan Alice is an at
home I just met the postman and there's
packages for her no she's not in now my
a large package please be careful I
think it contains fragile objects hey
Peter do you know if it contains a set
of porcelain plates that she run with
the sweet biscuits bonus points well I
think so at least that's where the
package comes from all right Alice I
have to go now see you later and we'll
be so happy she's been waiting for it
for a long time bye hello Anne
this is Alice I've got great news
you your set of Chinese porcelain has
arrived there beautiful
no I opened it I'm sorry Ann I just
couldn't resist
oh no and I'm so sorry
it broke okay okay
I'm not allowed to touch any more plates
you're absolutely right
I'm so sorry bye Jack be careful don't
touch anything this packet contains an
set of Chinese porcelain I hope you
didn't break anything I already broke a
plate and guess who heard me breaking it
and oh my I didn't notice anything we
you should look where you are going I'm
I'm sorry what are we going to do well
let's get ready for an to lose her
temper who knows maybe she'll forgive us
she can't get that angry they're just
slaves remember we can't cook if n gets
angry we'll have to learn to cook that's
true
I've got an idea let's go get something
from the local takeout place then we can
pretend that we cooked dinner she might
be happy and forget about those play
that's a great idea let's get going
haein
that you're holding hello everyone
listen we need some rules in this house
living together means obeying some rules
I've written this list of house rules
but every person who spends time in this
house must follow no one is allowed to
leave this living room until they read
and memorize these rules bad day huh
she's right jack anyway what about these
rules first of all don't call me Andy
now listen rule number one you must
never and I stress never open my post
rule number two from now on clean the
house at least once a week
rule number three we have to take turns
washing up rule number four okay okay we
understand you must be angry but yes DAC
I'm very very angry I was really looking
forward to getting that set of Chinese
plates
I saved you bonus points for a year
eating the same stupid biscuits which
for your information I can't stand
anymore I just kept eating and buying
them in order to get the set of Chinese
porcelain all for nothing please forgive
us n just tell us where to go and we'll
buy you a new set well that's not
possible
they were handcrafted in Shanghai
and they cost a fortune okay we'll do
our best to make it up somehow
now sit down you must be exhausted
Jack and I made dinner for you you don't
have to do anything we thought of
everything really
what you made dinner for me yes it was
the least we could do well okay I'll
forgive you this time but I warn both of
you that I want more discipline in this
house you can't do what you want all the
time we need some rules don't roll your
eyes while I'm speaking to you okay okay
and your ride's rules are important but
it's also important to laugh a little
everybody Jack's just really this almost
finished so what were you watching that
was so engrossing it was an extremely
interesting documentary about Picasso's
life there were lots of details about
some of his stranger habits did you know
the Picasso preferred painting women
with four eyes who I had no idea and
that he had lots of different types of
dogs he used to give only dogs to his
friends strange isn't it and that he
liked eating Italian cake at Christmas
well I also go crazy for Italian cake at
Christmas and my name isn't Picasso by
the way where is our resident artist
Alice
she left early this morning she said
that she had something important to do
she wouldn't tell me what but she did
say it was none of my business you know
how she is that's strange
she usually leaves late Oh as a matter
of fact she was very serious this
morning she told me she had a headache
but I didn't believe her
oh look but it's getting late I'm
starting to get worried
don't play mom in alice is a big girl
now I know I know but it's just that but
she didn't tell me she would be late
in fact she asked me if I would be late
today just a moment a few days ago Alice
told me that she wanted to enter a
painting contest she said she thought it
was her big chance maybe that's where
she is today well some you're probably
right but it it's almost midnight
I don't think contest lasts that long
why not we all know that artists are a
little crazy Picasso was a perfect
example that's true you know something
about being crazy Jack don't you good
morning Alice where were you last night
we were getting worried good morning I'd
prefer not to talk about it why what
happened
well I took part in a young artist
competition I thought it would be the
perfect occasion for me to show my
talent so how did it go
you made a great impression didn't you
well no it went badly
said that I wasn't cut out to be an
artist but the jury was made up of
incompetence maybe no one appreciates my
talent come on Alice don't take it so
badly you know you are a genius right
that's all that matters
yes just like van Gogh who by the way
only became famous after he had died
maybe that's my destiny maybe you're
exaggerating just a little bit I mean
van Gogh you don't really think you're
in the same league do you and why not no
one appreciates my talent either anyway
I want your opinions wait just a moment
while I get something here you go
this is the painting I took along
yesterday what do you think isn't it
beautiful
it's interesting um it's a very very
unique painting yes unique is the right
word Alice you know I don't really
understand art don't you what does it
represent that's the same question they
asked me yesterday I can't believe that
it's so clear it's a painting of a man
and a woman walking hand in hand oh I
see well the truth is it's a bit
difficult to see I mean at first glance
it
looks like a whole lot of mixed up
colors come on Jack you just don't
understand abstract art do you well now
I understand that neither of you has any
appreciation of fine art Oh artists
never tell an artist what you really
think there's a telegram for you Oh for
me
I wonder who it's from oh it's from
Italy come on in tell me who it is from
you know I'm dying of curiosity it's
from my sister Kimberly she says she's
coming to visit me
well she's arriving on Thursday today's
Thursday
oh my god it is what Oh what now I I
have to tidy up and and do the shopping
and the house needs a good cleaning as
well Oh slow down and calm down and
we've got time
so who's older you or your sister I am
and I use similar or different oh well
we're quite different she's shorter than
I am and she's got blue eyes hey what
are you talking about about an sister
Kimberly she's arriving this afternoon
grave I can't wait to meet her this is
cute is you a stop being silly Jack
you're the biggest joker I know I have
to get going now
remember don't leave the house in a mess
is that all she thinks about when
someone is coming cleaning vacuuming
tidying up and dusting do you think Kim
believes worse than an if so we're going
to have a lot of work to do that's right
two sisters means twice the word I am so
you must be Kimberly it's a pleasure I'm
Jack hello jack
Anne has told me so much about you hi
I'm Alice II live in Rome don't you so
how is life in Bella Italy wonderful my
father raised me in America though but
Italy is the most fascinating country in
the world as far as I'm concerned its
history the art and of course the best
food in the world what else could anyone
ask for and of course the Italians are
the most likeable people in the world
you are 100% right just look at me I'm
originally from Bologna which is one of
the best cities in the world when it
comes to eating well I know Vilonia well
it's a beautiful city even if I do to
firown' Rome is much bigger and more
exciting so how does London compare
London isn't that bad apart from the
weather
it certainly is much colder than in
Italy and the British are well how
should I say this they're less clever
than the Italians
watch yourself jack watch what you're
saying yes you know that Kimberly and I
are both British well I'm more British
since she you're right
well I was talking about British men of
course Kimberly this is Peter and Sharon
they live in the apartment next door
it's a pleasure to meet you
so Kimberly and told us that you're
attending art school in Rome you know I
wanted to study art when I was a little
girl but in the end I decided to study
archaeology instead that's interesting
and Peter what do you do I'm an actor
and I do a little singing I'm acting in
a Musical at the moment what a great
career
yes but it's certainly less stressful
than Jack's line of work he works a lot
harder than Peter but actually he's the
hardest working person in the house and
I'm the person that has the most fun
speaking of fun which shall we do this
evening I would love to go out it's been
so long since I last came to London well
why don't we go to the cinema come on in
that's so boring why don't we do
something more exciting I don't know we
could go to the pub and get something to
eat
and after that why don't we go to a
disco wow what a surprise you two are
completely different have you finished
yet Alice no Jack I haven't finished my
shower
could you ask aunt
please she's just left a come on and
pleading with you Alice I'm late okay
okay I finished calm down the bathrooms
oh you're finally you've been in there
for over an hour yes yes this is Jack no
I haven't seen John since yesterday why
the report yes no I haven't finished it
yet
yes yes I know it's important anyway
I've already started writing it yes yes
I'll send it to you as soon as it's
finished excuse me listen I'll call you
later
okay Alice if you don't open this door
I'm going to knock it down yes
no I've been waiting to use the bathroom
for over an hour
that I must get to the office okay Jack
it's all yours
I'll use the bathroom later thanks
Kimberly that's very kind of you
sorry hey Jack have you seen my watch
I've probably left it in there here you
go have you forgotten anything else
today
bye I have to get going
hey Jack wait Jack your mobile he's
already gone so you what are you doing
today Kimberly have you ever been to
Portobello market no I've never been
there would you like to come along and
browse around the staff oh yes it's been
months since I last visited a flea
market what's the matter
well you look awful I'm a wreck and I've
lost my mobile no Alice told me you
forgot it when you left the apartment
this morning that's where it is I looked
everywhere I must admit I've been a
little distracted lately I guess I need
some rest you know I haven't had a
holiday since they transferred me to
London
okay well relax a little now if Kimberly
is showing me some photos of a party
they had at university last month I've
never seen such funny photos Hey this is
a picture of the Faculty of economics
I've been there for a seminar
really when did you attend that well I
was only there for four days but it was
really interesting hey guys I've just
got off the phone to Peter and he wants
to know if they can come over in a bit
he wants us to convince Sharon to move
to Japan with him she hasn't decided yet
if she wants to go to Japan it's a great
country have you ever been there no to
tell you the truth I'm not really
interested in going why do you say that
Jack you're right Kimberly
Japan is a fascinating country I haven't
been since 1995 who knows what has
changed since Benton do you mind if I go
to my room today was
awful I'm dead tired and I haven't had
anything to eat please tell Sharon and
Peter please can Shannon Peter my
regards I'm really not in the mood to
chat this evening
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可怕的天气我讨厌下雨的时候
所以我们今天要做什么今天
是收拾东西的好日子我喜欢
在
天气不好的时候整理房子我的意思是看看
我们不经常遇到的烂摊子 一个一起打扫卫生的机会
你是在开玩笑吧
我讨厌打扫房子你
没有更好的主意而且只是
稍微整理一下在我看来这只是一个主意
而不是一个坏主意
抱歉 想法很糟糕 你个人还有什么
建议 我喜欢做
一些比吸尘和除尘更令人兴奋的
事情 为什么我们玩
游戏 什么样的游戏 打牌怎么样
不 我讨厌打牌 太无聊了
让我们看看电视卡通片
肥皂剧 政治 谈话节目没有
什么有趣的 我喜欢
在雨中散步 为什么我们不去
皮卡迪利的新面包店散步 你
说你疯了吗 下雨了 你
知道下雨时的交通状况
我当然不知道 不想
卡住 在一个星期天的井里堵车,
每天
我开车上班和回家的时候都会
发生,所以如果你愿意,我们该怎么办
我可以用塔罗牌来读你的命运
你对未来不感兴趣吗? 大厅
那是你最喜欢的爱好
不,谢谢 Alice,让我们不要
去想未来 我更愿意让未来
保持神秘 我更愿意
为即将发生的事情做好准备 我不
喜欢惊喜 所以坐在这里 我会告诉你你是
谁 是,你的未来
会怎样 你知道我每天喜欢
做什么 没有什么 完全放松
什么都不做 我同意你
的观点 杰克完全放松 现在这是一个好主意
,也许吃点
好吃的东西吧,你为什么不准备我们
你可爱的午餐之一等待你
不想出去的家伙你讨厌
打扫房子你不喜欢玩游戏
所以换句话说你什么都不想做
我必须做饭你知道我
说什么我也喜欢 什么都不做,
这就是我要去的 要当心 -
沙发我来了 是的 我看到你很害羞
而且脾气很甜 但你有些
喜怒无常 有时你似乎更喜欢
一个人呆着
说
你担心
一些不清楚的事情 我认为这
与男孩有关,或者或
可能与你的
工作有关 是的,也许你会得到一份新
工作
更好,但我不知道实际上
这张卡片意味着爱情麻烦正在
路上对不起彼得,
但我看到另一个男孩的影子在
你的分享
心中别傻爱丽丝告诉我更多关于
这份工作的信息,如果你喜欢的话,可以
即使
看起来你似乎不太喜欢它,但你在工作中非常小心 是的
,这是对的 我喜欢做正确的事情
如果我不能很好地工作 我更喜欢
什么都不做 而且我非常
准时 我讨厌被 迟到了,你
也很谦虚 谢谢爱丽丝,
实际上我无法忍受那些向
我们展示他们让我不安的人你的塔罗牌
似乎很了解我你知道
塔罗牌从不撒谎这就是为什么我想
更多地调查这个
神秘的男孩来吧亲爱的他们
不 t 他们并不总是正确的 他们
是的 他们是 我发誓他们总是说真话
哦,拜托,姑娘们别说了,你怎么能
花一整个下午在
胡说八道 为什么我们不做一些更
有趣的事情 为什么我们都停止做
没事,出去看看,
雨刚刚停了
,去公园散步怎么样,是的
,这是个好主意,我们去你好,这
是红熊出版社的安妮·巴克斯特
我正在为一位
美国作家和他的经纪人寻找住所,他们要
来 两周后的伦敦 嗯
,你能告诉我一些关于
你的酒店的情况吗?
嗯,我们的客户已经习惯了最好的
,嗯,你
在桑拿浴室里也有一个游泳池
吗?就娱乐而言,你有没有
有现场音乐的休息室,
请您稍等片刻,Sharon 请停止哼唱,
我什么都听不见,嗯,好吧,
非常感谢您的帮助,我会
尽快让您知道,再见
,您在我的老板那里做什么 让我
为我们最苛刻的两个客户预订房间,
他们希望
在我们出版社附近有一家安静的酒店哦
,当然还有所有的物质
享受,所以我打了几个
电话,听了一会儿这个声音
是雷 查尔斯最后的
录音太棒了
我有很多事要做莎伦就一
分钟安来吧我恐怕现在不能
但是你为什么不去爱丽丝
她正在洗澡你知道
爱丽丝进来的时候 洗手间她至少要花
两个小时
随心所欲请离开这个
房间 今天怎么了 你为什么
对你这么
不好 够了 莎伦 我
知道一切 关于你有一个
情人的一切 我爱她你要去吗 疯了,
不要试图和我假装莎伦,
我称你为朋友,但这是事实
,谁是我的浪漫情人,
你知道我在谈论杰克杰克
你在说什么
照片你在哪里 和杰克
在接吻,我们不这么认为,所以你
告诉我,一张照片没有超过
一千个字 那张照片是三
年前的 我们订婚了,
但你和杰克订婚了 我知道我
知道
我想避免愚蠢的流言蜚语 也
因为发烧所以现在你说得
很好我不敢相信我知道我
不想伤害你的
感情现在你对我生气这就是为什么
当你是对的时候香农我生
你的气 现在我看起来像个傻瓜,对不起,
真的发生了什么爱丽丝
来吧,让我们去看看发生
了什么你为什么要尖叫我的头发看起来
你的头发是绿色的,好吧
想象一下我正在洗头发哇
染我的头发实际上我会
改变了我的样子 我的手机响了 是汤姆
他在告诉我一切 昨天晚上是很棒的
派对 我正在听
他的故事,我没有意识到时间
过得很快 它总是老故事
Alice
不管怎样,绿色适合你
它看起来很传统 它非常
独特,就像你一样 Alice 不要
生气,但是 你看起来很好,为什么
不给美发师打电话
预约,以后尽量
避免保持你的样子早上
好大家我昨天晚上可以问你一个问题
我现在不能听
我必须去 工作 我
在 9:30 和我的编辑开会,我迟到了,但
我只需要一分钟,这很重要如果我迟到了,
没有什么比这次会议更重要的了,
如果你想再见,老板会杀了我晚点给我打电话
伟大的爱丽丝爱丽丝我昨天可以问你
一个问题吗
谢谢杰克我不能我真的很
抱歉但我也得走了但是
你永远不会在早上 11:00 之前离开
你今天为什么这么着急
我 我今天早上开始一个新的瑜伽课程
我的星座说我必须
做一些 好好锻炼,如果你的星座
是这样的话,无论如何我只需要一套没有千斤顶
我的老师告诉我不要迟到你
可以稍后给我打电话
爱丽丝等重要的是
一堆坚果我的手是什么样
的一天我是什么
我也让我筋疲力尽 哦我 160 好吧 我们可以做一个
三明治 就
这样 冰箱几乎是空的
晚上好,杰克,你过得怎么样,
你为什么不再说一遍我应该
打扫干净,今天早上每个人都很着急
我想给你打电话,
但是你的手机一直亮着,爱丽丝的
手机响了又响,
我想你已经离开了
又像往常一样在家
爱丽丝 好吧 我想
晚上好 对我来说很高兴
好吧 亲爱的女孩
所以你很诚实,这
是房子里最有趣的人,你
和管家 彻底地来吧,
这只是在开玩笑,
是的,是的 通常 整洁 它仍然
很迷人 谢谢我给你
一些东西 你想来
杯酒吗 也许是的 谢谢你在船上
爱丽丝 你能拿一瓶酒吗
没有酒 那里也没有
酒
是不是任何啤酒我们必须去
购物我非常抱歉
通常不是这样但
今天很忙你知道什么让
我们出去吃晚饭你说什么
我会吃它听起来 对我很好,
对不起,你是不是就这样退出了,
也许你应该清理一下,
是的,你是绝对正确的,让我们
准备去镇上我们必须
提出一个问题,杰克当然早点
拍摄,你真的认为这是
和这些女人住在一起真是个好主意
Alice 你
今天要做什么 我不知道为什么今晚我要买
东西 你想一起去吗
我想做
晚饭 武器告诉我们关于战斗
莎伦吃
我的教训是不是三我不知道
蒂姆 e 我完成了 别担心 我会
做一些工作 我不认为我会
在五点之前完成 所以你说什么好 但前提是你
把你的红帽借给我 但要小心如果
你弄丢了我会很生气
早上好这就是你
在说什么我们
正在决定我们今天要做什么你打算如何
度过你的一天
我想我要走了 去市中心散个步
也许买点东西哦我
想会下雨看看
那些计划嗨伙计们
IOT我要出去了
你不打算吃早餐
哦我不能阿姨我 我要去见一位日本
客户,如果我迟到了,我的老板
会吃五分之一,不能空腹
哦,别担心,我午餐会吃点东西
哦,等等,杰克,我会和你一起去,所以我们 我们会
在 5:00 见面 别忘了我很
担心杰克 他太瘦了 可能他
吃的不够 哦
如果他错过早餐他也不会饿死 他看起来很
破旧 很心烦 他
总是 想点别的 或许
他恋爱了 对不起 一会儿我会回来的
达伦 这是杰夫在卡罗莱纳州 很
高兴见到你 我敢肯定
我住在隔壁 另一个女人
很漂亮 我可能会加上 让我猜猜
你 “是杰克的朋友——谁知道为什么我的
侄子更喜欢女性朋友,对不起,
我要走了,
莎伦,你为什么不留下来,你可以更好地
了解彼此香农我
有点担心杰克
这些天分心也许有
你知道我不知道我什么都不
知道真的很奇怪我知道
他的工作进展顺利也许照片中
有一个女人听
我很抱歉我告诉过你我对此
一无所知 不,我真的必须
走,好吧,
怎么了,莎伦,你看起来
有点不高兴,我很好,只是有点
累了,听着莎伦,你
看起来是个很好的女孩,我可以请你
帮个忙,
当然继续你知道我
过几天我
就要走了,你会照顾吗? f Jack 这
会让我感觉好很多
你为什么这么说,
因为爱是快乐的,我的女孩,你
看起来很好,
你看起来很漂亮,今晚来吧
,你想要一个漂亮的大牙
讨厌鬼吗,你疯了吗?
我很高兴被
侵犯了,但你 我永远不会喜欢发生的
事情你记得那个著名
导演在我的表演
中他长什么样吗你知道那个身材
高大、衣冠楚楚的男人大约 50 岁他
看起来像克拉克盖博哦是的现在我
记得很清楚他说过他想要
在日本导演音乐剧 是的 所以
什么 他说他要我去
试镜 是的 我受不了这个悬念
哦今天他怎么样 我
试镜了 听完 他
要我和他一起去日本 我 我
为你感到高兴,
现在告诉我一切试镜是什么样的,
就像我一样 一开始很
紧张他让我唱歌然后他
让我表现得像个势利小人你知道
他们在装扮我的淑女
他们正在寻找一个演员来扮演
发音教授记住这个
教授转换了一个简单的
花童变成了上流社会的明星哦,哇,你
很适合这个角色,但你喜欢
戴花哨的围巾,你喜欢用
优越的语气,你要
搬到日本吗?当然
我对生活的想法很兴奋
那里我想
知道希林会怎么想这一切
她不知道但你知道她是如此的
月亮无论如何我需要找到合适的词
我现在所能想到的就是庆祝
你想去跳舞
但是 你讨厌跳舞皮塔 我知道,但我
今晚想疯 穿上你
最好的裙子 我想让你看起来像这样
感受一下这里发生了什么
你在亲吻
爱丽丝现在坚持
我要去日本 去日本 什么
你要去日本做什么我要去
演一部很棒的音乐剧,我的淑女,
太棒了,你什么时候离开
我还不知道我想我们
最多两到三周就会离开,
还有什么 - Sharon 想想这个
Sharon Sharon 你只想
知道Sharon 我想她
无论如何都会很高兴和我一起
去派对的时间我们要跳舞
你想和我们一起跳舞你为什么不
总是这样去日本
让你变得更有趣大家
好哇我真的很高兴看到每个人都
为我打扮成这样哈哈
你想成为关注的焦点
当然你不是很好而且那个
颜色真的很适合你和爱丽丝做的
像那样,你看起来老多了
无论如何,为什么你们都这么
优雅 我忘了什么
不 杰克 我们要
和彼得一起出去庆祝 他将在音乐剧中扮演一个角色
他要搬到日本再到
日本
Sharon 怎么看
根据 P 的说法,这一切她都不知道
以后她会欣喜若狂地
想到搬到日本 搬到日本
莎朗与彼得斯音乐剧有什么关系
搬家我
不在乎,但我真的不认为
莎朗会因为搬到日本而高兴
那是你认为好的
当然我可能是错的无论如何
猜测都没用嘿杰克你
想来吗 和我们在一起
不是真的不要告诉彼得我很抱歉
但我真的不想好好庆祝
今晚 你不知道你
错过了什么 说
是 确定 好吧 4 点钟很好
稍后再见 再见,你在和谁说话
,分享给博物馆我把简历发给了
我今天下午要去面试
啊,太好了,但我真的不
明白你为什么这么
急着找一个你很熟悉的工作 我现在不
喜欢当导游,让
我们回到我们身边,你昨晚在哪里?
直到
凌晨 3 点
才回家
我出去做分析 你不是
想要上一部日本音乐剧的
那个吗 是的 那
就是他让我试镜的那个 好吧我们
开了个会 试镜进行得很
顺利 很遗憾你不在场 我
太棒了 让我告诉
当我到达时首先发生了什么他们
正在排练我的淑女的第一个场景
一个女孩
在街上卖花人们路过而
没有注意到她的两个男人
一直在笑着看着场景
但然后我坐下因为我
之后不想打断任何事情
导演看到我的太阳
他喊我并让我扮演
其中一个角色,而最好的部分终于来了,
当我唱歌时他
打断了我 他喊了一声晚安,
我的孩子,
这部分是你的,你能相信这是亚伦吗?
我得到了主角我真的
为你感到高兴,彼得,你应该
为我们俩感到高兴,为什么会这样,因为我们
要分两次去日本 或者
最多三个星期,
你会和我一起去,不是你 Sharon
Japan,但这是多么
令人惊讶我不知道彼得,我
当然没想到这是
什么问题,改变会对我们双方都
有好处什么是 把你留在这里你
似乎对你的工作不满意这是真的
烤牛肉哇,我饿死了,
你知道得像甜甜的,今天我在
想你,你是如何
照顾艾莉森的,你太棒了
,这是我
很久以来一直想告诉你的,取笑
我,但这是真的 怎么了
你今天这么紧张我什么
都知道杰克我 知道关于你
和乍得的一切,你
知道
你多年前可能经常爱上
的关系到底是什么,你是如何发现这
一点的 看到你的
夹克,我正把它带到你的房间
时,有什么东西掉了出来,这是一张
非常有意义的照片,你正在亲吻
她,所以我希望分享
她说了什么她告诉我一切
告诉我真相,杰克你还在
很好地爱着她 我不得不承认
看到她让我对我有什么感觉
等等,我不是故意要伤害你的
感情
没关系杰克只要记住
莎朗要去日本爱丽丝
在家我刚遇到邮递员,有
给她的包裹不她现在不在我
的大包裹请 小心我
认为 它包含易碎物品嘿,
彼得,你知道它是否
包含一组瓷盘,她
用甜饼干加分运行,我
想所以至少这就是
包裹的来源,好吧,爱丽丝,我
现在必须去,待会见 我们
会很高兴她已经等
了很长时间了再见你好安妮
这是爱丽丝我有个好消息
你的中国瓷器已经
到了漂亮
不我打开它对不起安我
不能' 不要抗拒
哦不,我很抱歉
它坏了好吧好吧
我不允许再碰任何盘子
你绝对正确
我很抱歉再见杰克小心不要
碰任何东西这个包裹包含
一套中国 瓷器我希望你
没有打破任何东西我已经打破了一个
盘子,猜猜谁听到我打破它
,哦,我没有注意到任何东西我们
你应该看看你要去哪里
我很抱歉我们要去哪里
做好准备让她
发脾气谁知道也许她会原谅我们
她不能生气 他们只是
奴隶 记住我们不能做饭
假装我们做了晚饭,她可能
会很高兴,忘记那些戏剧
,这是个好主意,让我们开始
吧
,因为你在打招呼,大家
听着,我们在这所房子里需要一些规则
住在一起意味着遵守一些规则
我已经写了这个清单 房屋规则,
但是每个在这所房子里度过时间的人都
必须遵守
在他们阅读并记住这些规则之前,任何人都不得离开这个客厅
糟糕的一天,嗯,
她是对的,杰克无论如何,这些规则怎么样
首先现在不要叫我安迪
听第一条,你绝对
不能,我强调永远不要打开我的
帖子 第二条 从现在开始,
每周至少打扫一次房子
第三条我们必须轮流
洗碗 第四条 好的 好的 我们
理解你一定很生气,但是 是的 DAC
我非常非常生气我真的很
期待得到那套中国
盘子
我为你节省了一年的奖励积分
吃同样的愚蠢饼干,
为了你的信息我无法忍受
我只是继续吃和购买
它们 一劳永逸地得到一套中国
瓷器,请原谅
我们,告诉我们去哪里,我们会给
你买一套新的,这是
不可能的,
它们是在上海手工制作的
,而且价格不菲,好吧,我们会
尽力而为 以某种方式弥补
现在坐下你一定很累
杰克和我为你做了晚餐你
不需要做任何事情我们想到的
一切真的
你为我做的晚餐是的这
是我们至少可以做得很好好吧我
这次我会原谅你,但我警告
你们俩,我希望在这
所房子里更有纪律,你不能一直做你想做的,
我们需要一些规则,
当我和你说话的时候不要翻白眼,好吧好吧
, 你的骑行规则很重要,
但对我也很重要 哈哈,
每个人都快
结束了,所以你在看什么
,如此引人入胜,这是一部
关于毕加索生活的非常有趣的纪录片,
有很多
关于他的一些奇怪习惯的细节,你
知道毕加索喜欢画
有四只眼睛的女人吗? 我不
知道他有很多不同类型的
狗,他过去只把狗给他的
朋友,这很奇怪,不是吗,他
喜欢在圣诞节吃意大利蛋糕,
我也为圣诞节的意大利蛋糕
而疯狂,我的 名字不是
毕加索 顺便说一句,我们的常驻艺术家爱丽丝在哪里
她今天一大早离开了 她
说她有重要的事情要做
她不会告诉我什么但她确实
说这不关我的事 你
知道她怎么样 这很奇怪
她通常很晚才离开哦
事实上她今天早上很认真
她告诉我她头疼
但我不相信她
哦看但是已经很晚了我
开始担心了 ied
don't play mom in alice is a big girl
now I know I know but it's just that 但
她没有告诉我她会
迟到事实上她问我今天会不会迟到
,就在几天前 爱丽丝
告诉我她想参加一个
绘画比赛 她说她认为这
是她的大好机会 也许这就是
她
今天的位置 都知道艺术家
有点疯狂 毕加索是一个完美的
例子,这是真的 你知道一些
关于疯狂的事情 杰克,你早上好,
爱丽丝,你昨晚在哪里
我们很担心早上好,我
不想谈论它为什么
发生
了什么事 我参加了一个年轻的艺术家
比赛 我认为这将
是我展示我的才华的完美机会
所以结果如何
你给人留下了深刻的印象 不是你
很好 不 它很糟糕
说我不是 不适合成为
艺术家,但评审团由
inco 组成 能力 也许没有人欣赏我的
才华 来吧 爱丽丝 不要把它看得太
糟糕 你知道你是一个天才
对这才是最重要的
是的 就像梵高 顺便说一句
他死后才成名
也许这就是我的命运 也许你
有点夸张我的意思是
梵高你真的不认为你
在同一个联盟你为什么没有
人欣赏我的才华无论如何
我希望你的意见
等一下我在这里得到一些东西 去,
这是我昨天带的那幅画
,你觉得它是不是很
漂亮
,很有趣,嗯,这是一幅非常非常
独特的画,是的,独特是正确的
词爱丽丝,你知道我不太
懂艺术,你不知道它是做什么的吗?
表示这是昨天他们问我的同一个问题
我不敢相信
它是如此清晰这是一幅男人
和女人手牵手的画哦我
明白了事实是有点
难以看到我的意思是乍一看
看起来像很多米 固定的
颜色来吧,杰克,你只是
不懂抽象艺术,你现在好吗?
我明白你们俩都没有
对美术的欣赏哦艺术家
永远不要告诉艺术家你的真实
想法有一封电报给你哦对
我来说
我想知道 它来自谁 哦 它
来自意大利 快点告诉我它来自谁
你知道 我好奇得要死
来自我姐姐 Kimberly 她说她会来看
我 她今天星期四星期四来
哦我的上帝 这是什么 哦 现在
我要收拾东西
购物 房子也需要好好打扫
我们完全不同,她比
我矮而且她有一双蓝色的眼睛嘿,
你在说什么金伯利姐姐,
她今天下午要来
坟墓我等不及要见到她了,这很
可爱,你别再傻了,杰克,
你” 重新成为我所知道的最大的小丑
现在要开始了,
记住不要把房子弄得一团糟
,当
有人来打扫
吸尘、打扫和除尘时,她所想的只是你认为金
认为比如果这样我们
会有很多 工作做那是对的
两个姐妹意味着我的两倍所以
你一定是金伯利很高兴我是
杰克你好
杰克安妮已经告诉我很多关于你嗨
我是爱丽丝二世住在罗马你
不怎么样 贝拉意大利的生活是美好的吗?
虽然我父亲在美国抚养我长大,但就我而言,
意大利是世界上最迷人的国家,
它的
历史、艺术,当然还有
世界上最好的食物,还有什么人可以
要求的呢? 当然,意大利
人是世界上最讨人喜欢的人,
你是 100% 对的,看看我,我
来自博洛尼亚,就饮食而言
,这是世界上最好的城市之一,
我很了解维洛尼亚,
这是一个美丽的城市 城市,即使我这样做,
罗马也大得多,多得多
令人兴奋,所以伦敦如何比较
伦敦并没有那么糟糕,除了
天气,
它肯定比意大利冷得多
,英国人很好
说是的,你知道金伯利和我
都是英国人,我更英国人,
因为她
说得对 你
这么金伯利告诉我们你
在罗马上艺术学校你知道
我小时候想学习艺术
但最后我决定学习
考古学而不是这很
有趣彼得你做什么我是 演员
和我唱了
一点歌 我现在正在演音乐剧 多么棒的
职业
啊
一世' m 最有趣的人
说今晚我们要玩什么
我很想出去
自从我上次来伦敦已经很久了
为什么我们不去电影院
来吧 太无聊了 为什么 我们不做
点更令人兴奋的事吗?我不知道我们
可以去酒吧吃点东西
,然后我们为什么不去
迪斯科舞厅哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇
哇哇哇哇哇哇 不,杰克,我还没洗完澡,你
能不能问问阿姨,
她刚刚离开了,
恳求你爱丽丝,我来晚了,
好吧,我洗完澡了,
你终于
来了 一个小时 是 是 这是杰克 不
我从昨天起就没见过约翰
为什么报告 是 不 我还没写完
是 是 我知道这很重要
我已经开始写了 是 是
我会把它寄给 你一
结束就听我的
我要把它拆掉 是的
不 我已经等
了一个多小时才能
上厕所 我必须去办公室 好的 杰克
这都是你的
我稍后会
去上厕所 谢谢金伯利 你太客气了
抱歉 嘿,杰克,你看到我的手表了吗?
我可能把它放在那里了,你
去吧,你今天忘了什么了吗
,
再见,我得走了,
嘿,杰克,等一下,杰克,你的手机他
已经不见了,所以你今天在做什么
金伯利,你有过吗? 去过
波托贝罗市场 不 我从来没有去过
那里 你想一起来看看
工作人员 哦是的
自从我上次去跳蚤市场已经有几个月了
我的手机丢了 不 爱丽丝告诉我
你今天早上离开公寓时
忘记了它 我
到处找我必须承认我
最近有点分心 我想我
需要休息一下 你知道我没有
假期 因为他们把我转移到
伦敦了,
好吧,放松一下 有点现在,如果金伯利
给我看他们上个月在大学举办的聚会的照片,我
从没见过这么有趣的照片嘿,这是
经济学院的照片,
我去过那里参加一个研讨会,
真的,你什么时候参加的 好吧,
我只在那里呆了四天,但这
真的很有趣,嘿,伙计们,我
刚刚和彼得通了电话,他
想知道他们是否可以过来一下,
他希望我们说服莎伦
搬到日本 他她还没有
决定她是否想去日本这是一个伟大的
国家你去过那里吗没有
告诉你真相我
对去没有兴趣你为什么说
杰克你是对的金伯利
日本是 一个迷人的国家,我
自 1995 年以来就没有去过谁知道
自本顿以来发生了什么变化,你介意
我今天去我的房间吗?
太糟糕了我累死了,我没有
吃任何东西,请告诉莎伦和
彼得,请告诉我 香农彼得我的
问候今晚我真的没有心情
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