hello everyone and welcome back to english with Lucy I have got Joel today

we've got exciting so we'll have one on their channel as well do you want to

introduce your channel today we're John oh yeah hi our channel is all things

British yeah it's all about British culture we've got some accent tutorials

things like that hey anything British yes if you're a fan of Britishness so if

you're a fan of all things British then I'm sure you like their channel

but today I was thinking that we spend our whole time correcting your mistakes

when you're learning English so I thought it'd be quite funny to tell you

about times that we have made mistakes in our own language yeah so we each got

a couple to tell you so this was when I was quite young I was about four years

old maybe five I was in recession which is what we call the lowest level of

school yeah yeah yeah like age five age five yes I would be 405 and I had to go

off school I had to go home because I was ill with a disease called

impetigo gaps on your face it's just a skin condition but it's very contagious

it can pass to the other children but when I went back I told all of my

teachers that I had a very bad case of osteoporosis

toward my teachers are you okay Lucy you've been off for a while honesty

osteoporosis age oh no you know that's so sad to hear about Lucy's condition

my mom was like yeah it was a bit annoying but you know how do we deal

with this in the classroom and she was like well it's gone now it's gone I was

always a fan of really long words as a child today you still in this understand

slight misunderstanding it's like a fully different word and

meaning I thought you're gonna say impotence say that you went back to

school and told everyone you were Tiger like Tiger like I was a tiger anything

but night Claire Lucy we've like really long words as a child so probably spent

ages memorizing it right I'm gonna say mine okay so when you're at a train

station sometimes they say like stand back there's a freight train coming free

and I always thought that was a frightful train like fright train you

should be scared of this train great I just like oh no there's a freight train

coming get it what I can I just didn't know

what a freak oh really quickly yeah what is a freight train it's like a train

carrying no but I just thought it's trained to be

scared of like these canapés frightful trains freight train it's really dumb

hey guys will help dumb I'm done yeah better no that is very dumb but and I

don't to say that because mine's also dumb sorry I can't understand this do

you feel like we have this like dumb confession meeting yeah hi my name's

John so I always get this word wrong I still right now don't really know what

it means it's the word dozen like a dozen eggs how many is it six or is it

twelve I can never remember yeah but wider so why do don't people

just say I've got 12 eggs I've got a dozen eggs it doesn't make any sense and

when you say just few it means like very little but you think a few it means if I

go into my second one and then we can go onto yours because my second one is very

similar the word fortnight what does support like me two weeks -

then why don't people just say to ease oh we're going on holiday for a

fortnight because I thought fortnight meant 10 days and I still kind of think

it means 10 days Oh what would you say just these words

doesn't and for tonight I'm like just use the actual numbers use the numbers

so I bet half a dozen throws you yes what's that me exactly three six I have

a way to remember it in Spanish yeah nothing it's 12 so it's like a dolphin

dolphin

my second wine so this one is really embarrassing but I have actually put it

on my Instagram so wonder if you saw it but I was putting in like a dishwasher

let's get your dishwasher fitted and I was texting the plumber and I was like

look I just want to know if it can go in or not

so he said send me a picture of the sink is like water and I opened and I saw and

I was like I didn't understand the word exactly and it was like so no okay so I

actually we were talking about this a moment ago I still can't get left and

right without nothing to do with the words left and right when I was doing my

driving test I had to write L on that led to small

and AH here and to ask the examiner to just stipulate

they're just like me you can ask them you can say look I really

when you say left and right it just doesn't do anything in my brain so can

you just go turn left so I could see her hands and I was like

thank you thank you as well because they were saying you know just whatever makes

an L that's left and I'd be like cool

yeah it happens all the time with Lea when we're going and I'm not okay we'll

just turn right and she'll be like just take the moment I think that people must

think I'm really dumb but on paper I'm really smart other one really quickly is

escalator and elevator I can't tell you if we're in an escalator quick in on and

I can't get that say the first word again

escalator you say that incorrectly how do you say yeah they're very similar I

can imagine that being confusing for a learner

I'm sure there's so many more by just calm yeah bring myself to that's the

thing you shouldn't ever worry if you're making mistakes when this is a second

language like when people who go who miss that first language like even we

get stuff wrong I would say just use your mistakes as funny anecdotes which

is

this morning I know I feel like home so that's it for today's video I hope you

enjoyed it I don't really think you would have learned much but this is more

of a conversation listening practice

just to make you laugh and feel a bit better about yourselves

I know you do

don't forget me and Jonah Miller of our social media which will be popping up on

the screen right now and we hope to see you over on John and

Leah's channel where we've got another video

yeah yeah I'm about to now and I will see you soon for another lesson

you

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大家好，欢迎 和露西一起回到英语我今天有乔尔，

我们很兴奋，所以我们的频道也会有一个，

你今天想介绍你的频道吗？我们是约翰， 哦，是的，你好，我们的频道是一切

英国是的，这都是关于英国 文化的，我们有一些口音教程之

类的，嘿任何东西英国 是的，如果你是英国的粉丝，那么如果

你是英国所有事物的粉丝，那么 我相信你喜欢他们的频道，

但是 今天我在想，当你学习英语时，我们会把 所有的时间都花在纠正你的错误上

，所以我 想告诉你

我们用 自己的语言犯过错误的时候会很有趣，是的，所以我们每个人都有

一对 告诉你，这是我 很小的时候 我大约

四岁也许五岁 我正处于经济衰退中，这 就是我们所说的最低水平的

学校 是的 是的 就像五岁 五岁 是的

放学后我不得不回家，因为 我得了一种叫做

脓疱疮的病 你脸上的缝隙 这只是一种 皮肤病，但它具有很强的传染性

它可以传染给其他孩子 但是 当我回去的时候，我告诉我所有的老师，我对我的

老师有一个非常严重的 骨质疏松症

，你还好吗，露西， 你已经 已经离开一段时间了，诚实的

骨质疏松症年龄哦，不，你知道 听到露西的情况真是太难过了，

我妈妈就像是的，这 有点烦人，但你知道我们

在教室里如何处理这个问题，她 就像现在好了 它已经消失了我小时候

一直很喜欢很长的话 今天你仍然在这个理解

轻微的误解 它就像一个完全不同的词和

含义我以为你会说 阳痿说你回到

学校告诉大家你是 像老虎一样的老虎，就像我是老虎一样，

除了夜晚克莱尔露西我们小时候喜欢很 长的单词所以可能花了很

长时间记住它正确我会说 我的好吧所以当你在

火车站时他们有时会说像 退后有货 火车来了

，我一直认为那是一辆 可怕的火车，就像可怕的火车一样，你

应该害怕这辆火车，很棒， 我喜欢哦，不，有货运火车

来

了 是的，什么 是货运火车，它就像一列不运载的火车，

但我只是认为它受过训练

，像这些小吃一样害怕可怕的 火车货运火车真的很愚蠢，

嘿，伙计们会帮助愚蠢的，我已经完成了， 更好，不，这很愚蠢，但是和

我不是这么说，因为我的也 很笨，对不起，我不明白，

你觉得我们有这种愚蠢的 忏悔会吗？嗨，我叫

约翰，所以我总是把这个词弄错我 现在仍然不知道

它是什么意思是这个词一打就像一 打鸡蛋是六个还是

十二个我不记得 是的但是更宽所以为什么人们不

只是说我有12个鸡蛋我有一 打鸡蛋它 没有任何意义，

当你说很少的时候，它的意思是 很少，但你很瘦 ka很少这意味着如果我

进入我的第二个然后我们可以 进入你的因为我的第二个非常

相似这个词两周 像我一样支持两周 -

那么为什么人们不只是说放松 哦我们是 去度假

两周，因为我认为两周 意味着 10 天，但我仍然认为

这意味着 10 天哦， 你会怎么说只是这些话

不，今晚我就像只是 使用实际数字使用数字

所以 我打赌你扔了半打是 的那是什么我正好三六

我有办法用西班牙语记住它是的 没有它是 12 所以它就像一只海豚

海豚

我的第二杯酒所以这个真的很 尴尬但我实际上把它

放在了我的 Instagram 所以想知道你有没有看到它， 但我像洗碗机一样

放进

去

水槽 就像水一样，我打开了，我看到了，

我就像我没有解开 准确地理解这个词 ，它就像这样不行，所以我

实际上我们刚才在谈论这个 我仍然无法

左右，当我做驾驶考试时，我与左右词无关

在这里写 L 导致 small

和 AH 并要求考官只是规定

他们就像我一样 你可以问他们 你可以说看我真的

当你说左和右时它 在我的考试中没有任何作用 大脑，所以

你能不能左转， 这样我就可以看到她的手

了 当我们要去的时候和 Lea 在一起，我不好，我们

就右转，她会 像现在一样，我认为人们一定

认为我真的很愚蠢，但在纸面上，我 真的很聪明，其他人 真的很快是

自动扶梯和电梯我不能告诉 你我们是否在自动扶梯里快速进入，

我不能再说第一个

词 calator 你说错了 你 怎么说 是的 他们非常相似 我

可以想象这会让学习者感到困惑

我敢肯定还有更多只是 冷静是的

' 当这是第二

语言时会犯错误，就像那些 错过第一语言的人一样，即使我们

弄错了

东西 今天的视频希望你

喜欢它我真的不认为你 会学到很多东西，但这更像

是一种对话听力练习，

只是为了让你发笑，让自己感觉好一点

我知道你

不会忘记我和乔纳 我们 社交媒体的米勒，现在将出现

在屏幕上 ，我们希望在约翰和

利亚的频道

上见到你，我们有 另一个视频 教训

你