in the south pacific
the history and beliefs of the people
are told in stories that go back
centuries
these stories are not written
but live as spoken words
passed on from parent to child
family to family
year after year
in the modern world it is easy for oral
traditions to be lost
on the island of tikko
loves these old stories
so he writes them down
but at a slow work
it would be wonderful to have a
typewriter
[Music]
i hear you're collecting oral traditions
good work
said mr harold munt
i'm pleased to hear that someone is
writing down these old stories before
they're lost forever
mr munt was a diplomat
his voice was friendly
but he sounded like a teacher speaking
to a schoolboy
thank you sir
he was not usually shy except with
foreigners
but tonight he was at a drinks party for
diplomats in the beautiful gardens of
the international nightlight hotel and
he found conversation difficult
ole spent most of the free time from his
job
collecting oral traditions
he felt that god was telling him to do
this work and it had become the great
interest of his life
he had begun by writing down his own
family's history and stories
then went on to other families in the
village
and then to neighbouring villages
and seven years
he had covered a fifth of his island
country
he wrote with a pen
in notebooks
which he kept in a tall pile in a corner
of his house
he hoped that one day he would have a
typewriter and some filing cabinets to
keep all the papers safe
people at mercy
the ministry of environment religion
culture and youth
knew about ole's work on oral traditions
and thought it was a very fine thing
a senior official in mercy
who was also a good friend of ole's
had invited him to the drinks party to
meet mr munt
because mr munt was in tico to talk
about development
and to find out where aid and money were
needed
perhaps some money will make your work
easier
mr mint said now to ali
that'll help a lot to
say
we have development money especially for
cultural projects like this
we want to make sure that the pacific
way is not lost
we want to help you
very kind of you sir
when can i have some money
after you've written me a letter asking
for aid
do i have to
can't you just send some money
you haven't done business with us before
have you
no sir
things are not as simple as that you
know
we have the money to give away
but first you must ask us
tell us what you want
we don't want to tell you
what you should do
my job
is to tell people that we want to work
together
and people should ask us for help
do you understand
yes sir
but suppose no one asks
said ali
that's no problem
when people know they can get things
from us for nothing
they will ask
come and see me at ten tomorrow morning
at the mercy building
think of what i've said
and we'll talk about it then
i'm pleased we've met
good night
soon
olly left the party and went home
feeling worried and uncomfortable
he had never before asked for anything
from a stranger
i'm not a beggar
he thought
if mr munt has money to give away
why doesn't he just give it
why must i beg for it
he began to have feelings of hate for mr
munt
he needed a typewriter and some filing
cabinets
not for himself
but for the important work he was doing
but he was too proud to ask for them
was it wrong to be proud
probably
it wasn't easy to ask for things from a
stranger
but he had to do it
because there was no other way of
getting a typewriter and some filing
cabinets
oh well
he thought
as he lay in bed that night
it's like breaking the law i suppose
after you've done it once
it just gets easier and easier
at ten the next morning
ollie was at the mercy building
good morning ole
said mr munt
have you decided if you want help from
us
yes sir
i'd like to have a typewriter and some
filing cabinets
i'll write you a letter thank you
now olay i'm afraid that's not possible
we don't want to tell people what to do
with our money
but there are things that we cannot pay
for
my minister at home
has to explain to the government how our
development money is used
why does a project about oral traditions
and an island culture need a modern
machine
like a typewriter
no no
the government won't like that at all
but i need a typewriter because
no no no
mr munt said
you have to think again
what you ask for must look right
feel right for the project
he stopped for a moment
look
we can give you two thousand dollars a
year for the next five years
for a newsletter about your project
publish a newsletter every month
and send us one copy
okay
but i still need a typewriter to publish
a newsletter
said ole try using a mercy typewriter
and you will have to have a committee
you know
akamati
what for
said oli
i've worked alone for seven years
and no committee has been interested in
me
oh they will be
they will be
when they hear there is good development
money
but we don't give to people you see
only to committees
get a group of people together
call them the
oral traditions committee or something
which will then write to us for help
do you understand
mr mint looked at his watch
i'm sorry
i have to go now to talk to the national
women's organization
your women are much better at starting
committees than your men you know
their organizations get lots and lots of
development money
think about it
and come again tomorrow at the same time
see you then
mr munt went out and disappeared into a
long shiny black car
ollie stayed in the office
keeping very still
and breathing deeply until he felt
calmer
he always did this when he was angry
finally
he got up and walked slowly to the
office of his friend
emmy bugger up
the senior musee official
emmy sat quietly and listened until ole
finished speaking
the trouble with you
is that you're too honest
emmy said
and too proud
it's not being proud
said ollie
it's self-respect
our self-respect is very fine of course
emmy said
but we can't afford it now
when our country is developed
then we can be proud and have lots of
self-respect
and suppose our country is never
developed
said ole
we will develop
said emmy
of course we will
you have to believe that the future is
full of hope for us
remember
that we're playing
international games
the other players have the money and we
don't
simple as that
they make the rules
and we try to make the rules work better
for us
look at mr mint
he offers you two thousand dollars for
five years
and he wants you to start a committee
then the committee writes a letter
asking for funds and publishes a monthly
newsletter
that's all
but he doesn't say anything about what
kind of committee or who should be on it
you can get three or four friends to be
your committee
get people who aren't very interested
and who don't know very much
then you'll be free to do the things you
need
and the letter
will come from the committee
not from you yourself
so your self-respect will not be hurt in
any way
although that doesn't really matter of
course
another thing
mr munt
doesn't say how long the newsletter
should be dirty
you can write it on a page or two
and it will take you about half an hour
each month
and you don't have to write it in
english
and if you wish
you can just publish two copies
one for you and one for mr mint
i'm not telling you to do this
that would be dishonest you see
i'm only explaining to you one of the
possible ways to play this game
and most importantly
emmy continued
mr munt doesn't say what you should do
with the rest of the money
so
you pay perhaps two dollars a year for
your newsletter
and with the rest of the money you can
buy a typewriter and four filing
cabinets every year for five years
you see
mastermind is very good and very kind
he's been playing international games
for a long long time
and he understands the rules
he wants you to have your typewriter and
other things
but won't say it
go see him tomorrow and tell him you'll
do what he told
you but remember that when you are doing
business with foreigners
don't be too clever
it's better to look like a poor grateful
islander who knows nothing
and you're too fat
try to get thinner
we need to look like poor hungry people
the reason why tico gets very little aid
money
is because our people are too fat and
happy
i wish our government would realize that
and do something about it
and so
emmy bugger up
who had put his own self-respect away in
a dark cupboard many years ago
taught his friend
the learner
the ways of the world
when ole left the office
he felt much less worried
almost happy in fact
he had begun to understand some of
life's many problems
give me time
dear god
he thought
as he walked towards the bus stop and i
will become an
excellent player of this game
a word with you old friend
manu's voice stopped him
oh hello manu
well they said
long time no see
where have you been
watching you old friend
you have that look on your face
manu said simply
what look
asked early
not understanding
the look of someone who's been listening
to people like emmy bugger up
i'm worried about you
i must tell you before it's too late
don't let emmy or people like him
persuade you to do something you i never
let anyone persuade me to do anything
that i don't want to do
said ole
very crossly
it's already happened old friend
it's written all over your face
be careful of emmy
he has sold his soul
and will make you sell yours if you're
not careful
that's stupid
no one has sold his soul
said
we're just being sensible until we get
what's good for the country
no no old friend
you are selling your soul
and you'll never get it back
because you will not want to
i don't have time for this manu
you belong to the past
it's time to wake up to the future
and with those sharp words
or they walked quickly away
next day
when he met mr munt he was all smiles
the diplomat saw the change in olly
and gave a smooth little smile in return
he had seen this change many times
before
it was part of his job
to make this change happen
so ollie when will you start the
committee
tonight sir
well done mr chairman
if your secretary writes me a letter
you'll get your first two thousand
dollars in a month's time
thank you very much mr mint
i'm most grateful
you're welcome
i've enjoyed doing business with you
ollie
you have a great future
if you need anything
just tell me
you know
the pacific needs more people like you
then these countries would develop
faster than the speed of light
they shook hands
and as all they opened the door
mustament called out
ah yes
there will soon be a training course in
manila on collecting oral traditions
you should go
it will be good for you
i'll let you know in a few weeks
thank you again mr munt
don't mention it
i'm always happy to help
goodbye for now
i hope you'll soon get a typewriter and
filing cabinets
olli sang quietly to himself on the way
home
very happy
that evening
the committee for the collection of oral
traditions was born
ole was the chairman
his youngest brother was the secretary
and three friends became committee
members
the committee began work immediately and
wrote a letter to mr munt
which was taken to the mercy building
the next day
a month later
olay received a check for two thousand
dollars
and a letter inviting him to go on a
six-week training course in manila
he went
leaving his house in the care of his old
aunt
who did not understand what he was doing
he found the training course hard to
understand
and the nightlife in manila was much
more exciting
in fact
all they had a very enjoyable time
indeed
and in the third week he had to visit a
doctor
who was most kind and understanding and
gave ollie the necessary medicine
on his way home
ali bought a typewriter in sydney
airport
and also ordered four filing cabinets
which would come to the island by ship
he was very pleased
his dream was coming true
and so quickly
as his plane landed atiko airport
he saw himself in the future
the head
no
the president
of the national committee for island
culture
when he finally arrived home
his old aunt greeted him with tears of
holy happiness safe
thank god those foreigners didn't eat
you
you look so thin
what did they do to you
don't worry auntie or they laughed
those foreigners don't eat people they
only shoot each other
you look so sick
did they try to shoot you too
i'm very healthy
olleh laughed remembering his nightlife
adventures in manila
what's the matter oli
why are you laughing
the house looks very tidy
ollie said quickly
thank you for taking care of it
you are always very good to me
oh olly
i cleaned the place from top to bottom
cities aren't
you need a wife to clean up after you
why don't you get married
you were always untidy and you haven't
changed
i threw out so much rubbish from your
house
these words began to worry olei a little
you did did you
and what did you do with my books
books
what
books those notebooks
and the pile
and the corner of the room
you mean those dirty old school
notebooks
they had all kinds of insects living in
them ollie
they're the most important things in my
life
said ole and went looking for his books
they aren't here
what have you done with them he shouted
sit down ollie and let's talk calmly
no
where are they
ollie
you've always been a good boy sit down
and have something to eat
you must be hungry
never mind that
i want my books
sit down
and don't scream at me
that's a good boy
we're poor
you
me
the neighbors
food is expensive
where are my books
we can't afford toilet paper
it used to be 10 cents
yes
but what about my books
you didn't leave me any money when you
went away ollie
i had to eat
and keep clean
things are so expensive
i'm sorry but where are my books
don't keep asking me that question only
i'm trying to explain
i'm your only loving aunt and i'm very
old and ready to go to heaven
don't hurry me please
don't you think i'm more important than
some old
book
what did you do with them
where are they
holly
i had no money for food
no money for toilet paper
i had to eat and keep clean
stop looking at me like that
you frighten me
she stopped
then went on very quietly
i used some
and sold the rest cheaply to the
neighbors
they're poor ollie
but they also have to keep clean
all they stared at his aunt
he could not believe it
no
no
you're just having some fun with me
you didn't really sell my books for
toilet paper
i did
yes
yes i did
i'm sorry
but i didn't know they were important
how could i know
oh
my god
or they could not speak for a moment
he sat very still
breathing deeply
then
slowly
very slowly
he whispered
seven years hard work
down the toilet
shut suddenly
the meaning of the word
shut
him
and he began laughing wildly
with tears running down his face
at the same moment
the best idea of his life came to him
he put his arms round his aunt
and said he was sorry for being angry
the old lady was very surprised at this
sudden change in him
and cried with happiness
ole remembered that mr munt's government
had promised him ten thousand dollars
over five years
that was the start
ole pacific
whose books had gone down the toilet
would now go fishing in the big seas
if i am a beggar
he told himself
i will be a big beggar
a grand beggar
the best beggar of all
he wrote mr munt a letter
and not long afterwards
dr andrew wheeler arrived on the island
dr whaler was a very clever man
and knew all about development aid
with his help
ole began a national committee for
cultural studies
and on the committee he got chiefs
government ministers
vips
wives of vips
and his old friend
emmy bugger up
he himself
was full-time secretary
then dr whaler
wrote a plan for a four-year project
and letters asking for four hundred
thousand dollars in aid
the letters were sent to every
organization which had aid funds to give
away
a little later
again with dr wheeler's help
ole formed 18 other national committees
and organizations
they all had wonderfully necessary and
important projects
which needed generous development aid
and after six years
all they had asked for
14 million dollars for his different
committees
his name was now well known by all the
important aid people in brussels
the hague
bond geneva
paris
london
new york
washington
wellington
canberra
tokyo
peking
and moscow
the university of the southern paradise
recognizing what a great man ole had
become
gave him many grand titles
ole pacific
became an extraordinarily clever player
of international aid games
enjoying every new rule
and learning how to turn it upside down
and inside out
his early worries about self-respect
have disappeared
and he works hard
at his full-time job
of first-class
expert
beggar
you
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在南太平洋
，人们的历史和信仰
被讲述在
几个世纪前
的故事中
tikko 岛上要消失的传统
喜欢这些古老的故事，
所以他把它们写下来，
但在缓慢的工作
中，有一台打字机会很棒
[音乐]
我听说你正在收集口头传统
我很高兴听到有人
在这些老故事永远消失之前写下这些老故事
他在国际夜光酒店
美丽的花园里参加外交官的酒会
，
他发现谈话很困难
ole 大部分空闲时间都在
收集口述
他觉得上帝在告诉他做
这项工作，这已
成为他一生的极大兴趣，
他开始写下自己
家族的历史和故事，
然后再传给村里的其他家庭
，然后是邻近的村庄
和七个 多年来，
他已经覆盖了岛上五分之一的土地，
他用笔
在笔记本上写字
，他把笔记本堆在房子的角落
里，
他希望有一天他能拥有一
台打字机和一些文件柜，以
确保所有文件的安全
仁慈
的人 环境宗教
文化和青年部
知道 ole 在口述传统方面的工作，
并认为这是一件非常好的事情
，
一位同时也是 ole 的好朋友的仁慈高级
官员邀请他参加酒会与
munt 先生会面
因为 munt 先生在 tico
谈论发展
并找出需要援助和资金的
地方，
也许一些钱会让你的工作
更轻松，所以
mint 先生现在对 ali
说这会很有帮助
我们有专门用于
此类文化项目的发展资金
我们想确保太平洋之
路不会迷失
我们想帮助您
非常好心的先生
在您给我写了一封请求援助的信后我
什么时候可以有钱 我必须
不能你只是寄一些
你以前没有和我们做生意的钱你
没有先生
事情并不像你
知道
我们有钱可以赠送
但首先你必须问我们
告诉我们你什么 希望
我们不想告诉你
你应该做什么
他们可以免费
从我们这里得到东西
他们会要求
明天早上十
点到仁慈大楼
来看我
离开聚会回家
感到担心和不舒服
他从来没有向陌生人索要过任何东西的桌子
我不是乞丐
他想
如果 munt 先生有钱可以给
他 为什么他不直接给
我 为什么我必须乞求它
他开始对 Munt 先生产生恨意
他需要一台打字机和一些文件
柜，
不是为了他自己，
而是为了他正在做的重要工作，
但他太骄傲而不能要求它们
骄傲是错误的吗？
也许
从陌生人那里要东西并不容易，
但他 不得不这样做，
因为没有其他方法可以
得到一台打字机和一些文件
柜，
哦，好吧
，
当他那天晚上躺在床上时，他想
这就像触犯了法律，我想
在你这样做之后，一旦
它变得越来越
容易 第二天早上 10 点，
奥利在仁慈大楼，
早上好，奥利
说，蒙特先生，
您决定是否需要
我们的帮助
是的，先生，
我想要一台打字机和一些
文件柜，
我会给您写封信，谢谢
您 恐怕那是不可能的，
我们不会 nt告诉人们如何
处理我们的钱，
但有些东西我们无法
为
我的部长在国内支付
必须向政府解释我们的
发展资金如何使用
为什么一个关于口述传统
和岛屿文化的项目需要一台现代
机器
就像打字机一样
不
不，政府根本不喜欢那样，
但我需要一台打字机，因为
不不不，蒙特先生说
你必须重新考虑
你要求的东西必须看起来正确
感觉适合
他停下来的项目
看看
我们
在接下来的五年里，每年可以给你 2000 美元，
用于一份关于你的项目
的时事通讯每月发布一份时事通讯，
然后给我们发送一份
好的，
但我仍然需要一台打字机来
发布时事通讯
说 ole 尝试使用怜悯打字机
，你会 必须有一个委员会，
你知道
akamati 说什么，
我已经独自工作了七年
，没有一个委员会对我感兴趣
哦，
当他们听说有良好的发展时，他们会的 ent
钱，
但我们不给你看到的人
只给
委员会 召集一群人，
称他们为
口头传统委员会或其他东西
，然后会写信给我们寻求帮助
你明白吗
明特先生看了看
表 对不起
我现在必须去和全国
妇女组织谈谈
你的妇女
比你的男人更擅长创办委员会 你知道
他们的组织得到了很多
发展资金
想想看
，明天同时
再来 走出去，消失在一辆
闪亮的黑色长车里，
奥利呆在办公室里，
一动不动
，深呼吸，直到他感到
平静，
他总是在生气时这样做
高级博物馆官方
艾美奖安静地坐着听，直到奥莱
说完
你的麻烦
是你太诚实了
艾美奖
说太骄傲了
这不是骄傲
说
奥利 s 自尊
我们的自尊当然很好，
艾美说，
但是我们现在负担不起，
当我们的国家发达时，
我们可以自豪并拥有很多
自尊
，假设我们的国家从未发展过，
我们说 当然会发展
说
艾美奖我们将
你必须相信未来
对我们充满希望
记住我们正在玩
国际
比赛其他球员有钱而且我们
不简单因为
他们制定规则
然后我们尝试 为了让规则更好地
为我们
服务 随便说说什么
样的委员会或者谁应该参加
你可以找三四个朋友做
你的委员会
找那些不是很感兴趣
也不太了解的人
然后你就可以自由地做这些事情了 你
需要
和 t 他的信
将来自委员会，
而不是您本人，
因此您的自尊心不会受到任何伤害，
尽管这当然不重要
另一件事
munt 先生
没有说时事通讯应该脏多久，
您可以写 它在一两页上，
每个月大约需要半个小时，
而且你不必用英文写
，如果你愿意，
你可以出版两份，
一份给你，一份给薄荷先生，
我不是 告诉你这样做
是不诚实的，你看，
我只是向你解释
玩这个游戏的一种可能方法
，最重要的是，
艾美奖继续
说，蒙特先生没有说你应该
用剩下的钱做什么，
所以
你 每年为你的时事通讯支付大约两美元
，剩下的钱你可以
每年购买一台打字机和四个文件柜，连续五年
你会看到
策划者非常好，非常善良，
他已经玩
了很长时间的国际游戏
并且 他明白 他规定
他要你有打字机和
其他东西，
但不会说明
天去见他，告诉他你会
照他说的做，
但要记住，当你
与外国人
做生意时不要太聪明，
这是 最好看起来像一个一无所知的可怜的
岛民，
而你太胖了
试着变瘦
我们需要看起来像饥饿
的穷人 tico 得到很少援助
金
的原因是因为我们的人民太胖了，太
幸福了
我希望我们的 政府会意识到这一点
并采取一些措施
，所以
多年前把自尊心藏
在黑暗橱柜里的艾美笨蛋
教他的
朋友学习者
世界的方式，
当 ole 离开办公室时，
他感觉不那么担心了
几乎很高兴 事实上
他已经开始理解一些
生活中的许多问题
给我时间
亲爱的上帝
他在走向公共汽车站时认为我
会
成为这个游戏的优秀玩家
和你说老朋友
马努的声音停止 催他
哦，你好，manu，
他们说
好久不见
，你一直在哪里
看你的老朋友
，你脸上的表情很
简单，manu 简单地
说，早问什么表情
不理解
一个一直在
听诸如 emmy bugger up i 之类的人的表情
“我很担心你，
我必须在为时已晚之前告诉你，
不要让艾美奖或像他这样的人
说服你做某事，我从
不让任何人说服我做
任何我不想做的事情，我
非常生气地
说 已经发生了 老朋友
它写在你
脸上 小心艾美
他已经出卖了他的
灵魂 如果你不小心就会让你出卖你的灵魂
那是愚蠢的
没有人出卖他的灵魂
说
我们只是明智的，直到我们得到
什么 对国家有好处
不 不 老朋友
你在出卖你的
灵魂 你永远也不会回来
因为你不想
用那些尖锐的话
或者
第二天
当他遇到 munt 先生时，他们很快就走开
了。外交官看到了 olly 的变化，脸上
露出了柔和的微笑作为回报，
他已经多次看到这种变化，
然后他的工作
就是让这种变化发生
所以奥利，你今晚什么时候开始
委员会
主席先生，干得好，主席先生，
如果你的秘书给我写一封信，
你将在一个月内得到你的头两千
美元，
非常感谢你，薄荷先生，
我非常感谢
你不客气，
我 很高兴和你做生意，
奥利，
你有一个美好的未来
如果你需要
什么，告诉我
你
知道太平洋需要更多像你
这样的人，那么这些国家的发展
速度将超过他们握手的光速
，当他们打开大门时
mustament 喊出来
啊 是的
很快就会在马尼拉举办一个
关于收集口头传统的培训课程
你应该去
这对你有好处
我会在几周内通知
你 再次感谢你 munt 先生
别提了
现在我总是很高兴能帮助你
再见
我希望你很快就能得到一台打字机和
文件柜
olli 在回家的路上安静地自言自语
那天
晚上非常高兴 口述
传统收集委员会诞生了
ole 是他的主席
最小的兄弟是秘书
，三个朋友成为委员会
成员 委员会立即开始工作，并
写了一封信给 munt 先生
，第二天被带到仁慈大楼
一个月后，
奥莱收到了一张 2000 美元的支票
和一封邀请他的信
在马尼拉参加为期六周的培训课程
他离开家由
不明白他在做什么的老阿姨照顾
他发现培训课程很难
理解
，实际上马尼拉的夜生活
更令人
兴奋 他们确实度过了非常愉快的时光
，在第三周，他不得不去看
一位最善良和最善解人意的医生，并
在回家的路上给了 ollie 必要的药物
阿里在悉尼机场买了一台打字机
，还订购了四个文件柜
，这些文件柜将乘船来到岛上。
他很高兴
他的梦想成真了
，
当他的飞机降落在阿蒂科机场时，
他看到了未来的自己，
头
不是总统
全国海岛文化委员会委员
终于到家
了，老阿姨用神圣幸福的泪水迎接他
平安
感谢上帝那些外国人没有吃
你
你看起来这么瘦
他们对你
做了什么别担心阿姨他们笑了
那些外国人不吃人 他们
只会互相开枪
你看起来病得很厉害
他们是否也想开枪
我很健康
很快说
谢谢你照顾它
你总是对我很好
哦olly
我把这个地方从上到下打扫了
城市
你不需要一个妻子来打扫你
为什么 你不结婚
吗你总是不整洁你没有
改变
我从你家扔了这么多垃圾
这些话开始让奥莱担心
你做了你做了什么你用我的书
书
什么
书那些笔记本
还有房间的那堆
和角落
你是说那些肮脏的老式
笔记本
里面有各种各样的昆虫 ollie
它们是我生命中最重要的
东西 你把他们处理完了吗？他喊道，
坐下，ollie，让我们冷静地谈谈
，他们在哪里，
ollie，
你一直是个好孩子，
坐下来吃点东西，
你一定饿了，
别介意
我要我的书
坐下
，不要’ 不要对我尖叫，
那是个好孩子，
我们很穷，
你
我邻居
食物很贵
我的书在哪里
我们买不起卫生纸
它曾经是 10 美分
是的，
但是我的书呢，
你没有给我留下任何钱 当你
离开时，奥利
我不得不
保持清洁的
东西太贵了，
对不起，我的书在哪里
？不要一直问我这个问题，
我只是想解释一下，
我是你唯一可爱的阿姨，我很
老了，准备去 天堂
不要催我请
你不认为我比一些旧书更重要
你对他们做了什么
他们冬青树在哪里
我没有钱买食物
没有钱买卫生纸
我必须吃东西并保持清洁
停止 看着我这样
你吓到我了
她停了下来
然后非常安静地继续
我用了一些
然后便宜地卖给了
邻居
他们是可怜的奥利
但他们也必须保持
清洁他们盯着他的阿姨
他不敢相信
没有
不，
你只是和我玩得很开心，
你并没有真正卖掉我的书来换取
厕纸 片刻不说话
他静静
地坐着 深深地呼吸
然后
慢慢
地 慢慢地
他
耳语七 耳朵
在马桶上辛苦工作
突然关闭
了这个词的意思
关闭
他他开始疯狂大笑
，泪水从他的脸上流下
，与此同时
，他生命中最好的想法出现在他身上，
他用双臂搂着他的
姑姑说 很抱歉
老太太对他的这种突然变化感到非常惊讶，
高兴地哭了起来。
奥勒想起蒙特先生的
政府承诺在五年内向他承诺一万美元
，
这就是奥里太平洋公司的开始，
它的书已经掉进了
马桶。
如果我是乞丐，就去大海钓鱼
他告诉自己
我会成为
一个大乞丐 聪明的人
，
在他的帮助下对发展援助
了如指掌 奥莱成立了一个全国文化研究委员会，在委员会中他得到了酋长政府部长贵宾贵宾的
妻子
和他的老朋友 d
emmy bugger up
他自己
是全职秘书，
然后whaler 博士
写了一个为期四年的项目计划，
并写信要求 40
万美元的援助
这些信件被发送给每个
有援助资金的组织，
稍后再捐赠
再次在惠勒博士的帮助下，
奥莱成立了 18 个其他国家委员会
和组织，
他们都有非常必要和
重要的项目
，需要慷慨的发展援助
，六年后，
他们
为他的不同委员会要求了 1400 万美元，
他的名字现在为所有人所熟知
布鲁塞尔的重要援助人员
海牙
债券 日内瓦
巴黎
伦敦 纽约
华盛顿
惠灵顿
堪培拉
东京
北京
和
莫斯科 南方天堂大学
认识到奥莱已经成为一个伟人，
给了他许多头衔
奥莱太平洋
成为了一个非常聪明
的国际援助球员
享受每条新规则
并学习如何将其颠倒过来
的游戏 原来
他早年对自尊心的顾虑
都烟消云散了
，
他全职
做一流
高手
乞讨
你