Ideas worth dating

(Music)

Rainn Wilson: It takes
its toll, being alone.

I’m a little bit lost,

and it’s finally time
to make a real connection.

Who am I?

(Drums)

I’m a single white male,

45 years of age.

I love animals.

Gainfully employed.

I’m a people person.

I keep fit.

Who am I looking for?

I’m looking for my idea mate.

Are you that idea
that matches with who I really am?

(Video) Ron Finley: How would you feel

if you had no access to healthy food?

Gardening is the most therapeutic
and defiant act you can do.

RW: Wow, we sure are getting
our fingers dirty for a first date, huh?

RF: Gardening is the most therapeutic
and defiant act you can do.

People in these areas –
they’re exposed to crappy food.

I want people to know
that growing your own food

is like printing your own money.

RW: You’re like a food superhero!

RF: Food is the problem
and food is the solution.

(Music)

Erin McKean: I’m a lexicographer.

My job is to put every word
possible into the dictionary.

RW: I love words, too –

just as much as any lexi-ta-tographer.

What if you love a word
that you’ve just made up,

like – I don’t know – “scuberfinkles”?

Beau Lotto: Do you think you see reality?

RW: Well, I’m a little
nearsighted, but yeah.

BL: Well, you can’t – I mean,

your brain has no access to this world.

In fact, even the sensory information
that your eyes are receiving,

your ears are receiving,

is completely meaningless
because it could mean anything.

That tree could be a large object far away

or a small object up close,

and your brain has no way of knowing.

RW: Once I thought I saw Bigfoot
but it was just a German shepherd.

Isabel Behncke Izquierdo: Bonobos
are, together with chimpanzees,

your closest living relatives.

Bonobos have frequent and promiscuous sex

to manage conflict
and solve social issues.

RW: I’m just curious:

Do we have any conflict
that needs managing

or social issues to resolve?

IBI: Remember –
you’re on a date with my idea,

not me.

Jane McGonigal: This is the face
of someone who, against all odds,

is on the verge of an epic win.

RW: An epic win?

JM: An epic win is an outcome
so extraordinarily positive,

you didn’t even know it was possible
until you achieved it.

You’re not making the face.

You’re making the “I’m not
good at life” face.

RW: Arthur, I want to be
really honest with you.

I am seeing other ideas. OK?

I’m dating around.

That’s the situation.

Arthur Benjamin: I’d say this:

Mathematics is not just solving for x,

it’s also figuring out why.

RW: Do you want to get some pie?

AB: Pi?

3.14159265358979 –

Reggie Watts: If we’re going
to do something,

we’ve got to just make a decision.

Because without a decision
we’re left powerless.

Without power,

we have nothing to supply

the chain of those who are truly curious

to solve all of our current conditions.

RW: And, “If you choose not to decide,

you still have made a choice” – Rush.

JM: Yes!

This is the face we need to see

on millions of problem solvers worldwide,

as we try to tackle the challenges
of the next century.

RW: So, are we going Dutch?

AB: 3846264338327950

28841…

971?

RW: One night, want to go
to a movie or something?

RF: Hell, no! Let’s go plant some shit!

RW: Let’s plant some shit!

Good, now what is this that I’m planting?

Bonobos!

IBI: Bonobos! (Laughs)

Bonobos.

RWatts: Um, interested much?

RW: I want to have your idea baby.

RWatts: Well, you know
what they say in Russia.

RW: Hm?

RWatts: “scuberfinckle.”

(Bottles clink)

(音乐)

Rainn Wilson:
孤独是需要付出代价的。

我有点迷茫

,终于
到了建立真正联系的时候了。

我是谁?

(鼓)

我是单身白人男性,

45岁。

我喜欢动物。

有酬就业。

我是一个人。

我保持健康。

我在找谁?

我正在寻找我的理想伴侣。

你是
那个符合我真实身份的想法吗?

(视频)Ron Finley:

如果您无法获得健康食品,您会有什么感受?

园艺是你能做的最具治疗性
和挑衅性的行为。

RW:哇,我们
第一次约会肯定弄脏了我们的手指,是吧?

RF:园艺是你能做的最具治疗性
和挑衅性的行为。

这些地区的人——
他们接触到糟糕的食物。

我想让人们知道
,自己

种粮食就像印自己的钱。

RW:你就像一个食物超级英雄!

RF:食物是问题
,食物是解决方案。

(音乐)

Erin McKean:我是一名词典编纂者。

我的工作是把每一个
可能的词都放进字典。

RW:我也喜欢文字——

就像任何词汇学家一样。

如果你喜欢
你刚刚编造的一个词,

比如——我不知道——“scuberfinkles”,该怎么办?

Beau Lotto:你认为你看到了现实吗?

RW:嗯,我有点
近视,但是是的。

BL:嗯,你不能——我的意思是,

你的大脑无法进入这个世界。

事实上,即使
是你的眼睛

、耳朵接收到的感官信息,

也是完全没有意义的,
因为它可能意味着任何东西。

那棵树可能是远处的大物体,也可能是

近距离的小物体

,你的大脑无法知道。

RW:曾经我以为我看到了大脚,
但那只是一只德国牧羊犬。

Isabel Behncke Izquierdo:
倭黑猩猩和黑猩猩是

你在世的近亲。

倭黑猩猩经常性和滥交

以管理冲突
和解决社会问题。

RW:我只是好奇

:我们是否有
任何需要管理

或解决社会问题的冲突?

IBI:记住——
你是在和我的想法约会,

而不是我。

Jane McGonigal:这是一张
不顾一切,

即将获得史诗般胜利的面孔。

RW:史诗般的胜利?

JM:史诗般的胜利是一个
非常积极的结果,

你甚至不知道这是可能的,
直到你实现了它。

你不要脸。

你在做“我不
擅长生活”的脸。

RW:亚瑟,我想
对你说实话。

我看到了其他想法。 好的?

我在周围约会。

情况就是这样。

亚瑟·本杰明:我想说的

是:数学不仅仅是解决 x,

它还找出原因。

RW:你想吃点馅饼吗?

AB:派?

3.14159265358979 –

Reggie Watts:如果我们
要做某事,

我们必须做出决定。

因为没有决定,
我们就无能为力。

没有权力,

我们就没有任何东西可以供应

那些真正

渴望解决我们当前所有状况的人的链条。

RW:而且,“如果你选择不做决定,

你仍然做出了选择”——拉什。

杰姆:是的! 在我们努力应对下个世纪的挑战时,

这是我们需要

在全球数百万问题解决者身上看到的面孔

RW:那么,我们要去荷兰吗?

AB:3846264338327950

28841…

971?

RW:一个晚上,想
去看电影还是什么?

RF:见鬼,不! 我们去种些屎吧!

RW:让我们种些狗屎!

很好,现在我种的是什么?

倭黑猩猩!

IBI:倭黑猩猩! (笑)

倭黑猩猩。

RWatts:嗯,很感兴趣?

RW:我想要你的想法宝贝。

RWatts:嗯,你
知道他们在俄罗斯怎么说。

RW:嗯?

RWatts:“scuberfinckle。”

(瓶子叮当作响)